Okay, Lace and I both wrote this one tigether too. She has the same exact thing one her profile, cuz we can and all. The title is "The worst mixed fic by Lace and Boo". Neither one of us watch Naruto so sorry if anything is wrong. But it's only a little bit of that so it doesn't really matter.
Lace's Disclaimer: Neither of us own a thing. But the idea was mine, Lace's. Boo jut helped with the writing. Cours, you've probably already guessed that. I'm the smartish one around here. Well sorta. That's why I added an -ish though. It means I'm smartish but weird and random too and... Nevermind.
Boo's Disclaimer: Usually I would go on and on about how these things are piontless but today I dont feel like it so I will just shut up. And we apoligize for the one or two lines in which Murtagh and Arya are paired. sighs That particular pairing pisses me off and I shall no longer flame those who wite them because sometimes it is necessary. I again remind you it is only one or two lines. Also, there is a difference between Galbatorix and Galby. Galbatorix is all "Grrrr... I will kill you" and Galby is all like "Yay for unicorns and candy! Oo, lets watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!" BTW, What I wrote is n bold and Lace's in italics. O .o Whoaishness... Longishnes...ON WITH THE... ummmmmmmm... MAJIGGER!!
Naruto: Yo Sasuke!
Sasuke: I hate you! I hate the world! Go away!
Naruto: But why?
Saskue: Because I am going to take over the world and don't want a fool in my way!
Naruto: But you're my best buddy!
Sasuke: Heck no!
Naruto: Fine...
-Naruto stalks away-
Sasuke: Finally. Now for my plan...
-Galbatorix rides up on a rainbow pony-
Galbatorix: Sasuke! Come take a ride with me! My pony is pretty and anyone seen riding it will be all popular!
Sasuke: Popular how? For instince, would I be famous enough to get world domination?
Galbatorix: ... Sure?
Saskue: Alrighty then.
Galbatorix: Let's go get Aro, friend!
Sasuke: O .o
Galbatorix: Aro! Come take a ride with us. My pony is pretty and anyone seen riding it will be all popular!
Aro: Ha ha ha! Okay! Ha ha ha!
Sasuke (muttering): I will destroy you fools.
Galbatorx: A friend is a friend to the end od the end! That's forever! BFF'S FOREVER!
Aro: HA HA HA! YEAH! HA HA HA!
Saskue (muttering): Is he on grugs or something?
Aro: Ha ha ha! Of course not! Ha ha ha!
-Sasuke rolls his eyes but shuts up.-
Galbatorix: Please call me Galby!
Aro: Ha ha ha! Alright! Ha ha ha!
Sasuke: ...
-Eragon skips by dragging Murtagh in a wheelbarrow all tied up-
Eragon: Ello brothers! Mind if we join you?
Galby: The more the marrier!
Aro: Ha ha ha! Yes! Ha ha ha!
Eragon: Great!
-Eragon unties Murtaghs mouth and pushes Sasuke into the wheelbarrow with him and sits by Aro-
Murtagh: This is hell.
Sasuke: Don't I know it. I wonder who else they'll get.
Murtagh: I bet you if it's up to Aro it'll be-
Aro: Ha ha ha! EDWARD! COME JOIN US! Ha ha ha!
-Edward's eyes widen but is pushed into the wheelbarrow with Murtagh and Sasuke-
Edward: Dang it.
Saskue: Hey. I wonder where we're going.
Murtagh: I wish I'd run when I had the chance.
Edward: I know. When is this gonna be-
Jeb: LOOK FANG! IT'S MY BFF'S!
Fang: Dang...
-Fang is thrown in too-
Fang: Ouch. Vampires hurt.
Edward: Sorry.
Murtagh: I wonder when Arya will save me.
Sasuke: Yeah. And Sakura is bound to notice me missing...
Edward: Oh crappers! Bella!
Fang: Gotta get to the Flock. Stupid Jeb.
Murtagh: We need a plan...
Sasuke: This is what we will do...
Edward: Ready?
Rest: Ready.
Murtagh: GO!
-They shot toothpaste right into the horses eyes-
Horse: Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!
All: O .o
-They all back away slowly, except for Aro-
Aro: Ha ha ha! You jolly- Ha ha ha! Good- Ha ha ha! Mate! Ha ha ha!
Galby: Horses scare me horridly now.
Sasuke: Does that mean we can go now?
Galby: Of course not! We're gonna go on a leprechaun search!
Edward: But I must be getting back to my Bella.
Fang: The Flock will be worried.
Murtagh: I have a date with Arya tonight...
Sasuke: Battle training.
Galby: Well we're going to look for leprechauns so there!
Sasuke: I can't believe we're doing this.
Murtagh: I know.
Fang: This is bogus.
Edward: Who says bogus?
Fang: I do, so there!
Edward (muttering): Whatever.
Eragon: Look! (points) A rainbow. There'll be lepricons soon!
Murtagh: This is so gay. Eragon, THERE ARE NO LEPRICONS!
Eragon: You have hurt my feelings! GALBY!
Murtagh: Stupid Eragon.
Eragon: Murty's being a spoil sport!
Galby: Whatever. We gotta find the leprechauns and will need their help.
Eragon: But he's being mean!
Galby: I DON'T CARE!
-Eragon pouts-
Aro: Ha ha ha! Look- Ha ha ha! There goes one- Ha ha ha! now! Ha ha ha!
Jeb: TACKLE HIM!!
-Aro, Galby, Jeb, and Eragon tackle the leprechaun-
Sasuke: What the Hell
Edward: BELLA!! I NEED MY BELLA!!
Fang: This is bogus.
Sasuke: I am not even going to say anything...
Edward: Yeah, me either... BELLA!!
-Back to the crazies and the leprechaun-
Galby: Hey, Leprechaun! We need your gold!
Leprechaun: What are you talkin about? I'm Naruto!!
Sasuke: Naruto?! What the Hell? I thought I got rid of you in the beginning of this fanfic!
Naruto: Nope! I followed you here! I wanted to make sure my bestest buddy didn't get into trouble! You know, with all the crazy fanfic
writers now a days and all
Boo: Hey, I take offense from that!
Naruto: Yeah yeah yeah, your about to torture me so what do I care?
Aro (slaps Naruto): Ha ha ha! The where is the- Ha ha ha! Leprichaun- Ha ha ha! Tell me -Ha ha ha! Or I will Ha ha ha! Kill you! Ha
ha ha!
Naruto: Umm.. errrrr... There he goes!
-Naruto pionts, and, coincidentially, there is a small thing running to hide behind the rainbow-
Galby: Get Him!
Edward: Rolls eyes.
Sasuke: What the Hell? Did you just say "Rolls eyes"?
Fang: Ha! See! I am not the only one who says wierd stuff!
Murtagh: Actually, yes you are Fang.
-Fang rolls his eyes-
Jeb: Shut up! Leprechaun! We have tackled you! Where Is your gold?!
Leprechaun: What gold? I a friggen dwarf!
Eragon: Hey Orik!
Orik: WHY THE HELL DID YOU TACKLE ME?!
Aro: Ha ha ha! We are looking for a- Ha ha ha! Leprechaun. Wanna- Ha ha ha! Help?! Ha ha ha?!
Orik: Sure!
Sasuke: I really want to know how they all found eachother.
Murtagh: I know, right?
Edward: BELLA!
Sasuke (muttering): Moron human obsessor.
Fang: Yeah. We're all special and he's going after a puny human!
Murtagh: Do I get put in the special catagory?
Sasuke: You are the dude with a dragon, yes?
Murtagh: Yes.
Fang: You are so in!
Edward: Don't be mean to my Bella!
Galby: Look! A lepricon!
Aro: Ha ha ha! Where?! Ha ha ha!
Eragon: There!
-Eragon points at Saphira and Thorn who are convienently located tight next to them.-
Murtagh: RUN THORN! RUN!
-Galby, Aro, and Eragon throw a GIANT P&C bag over them-
Saphira: OH MY CARLISLE! I BAG! I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!
Thorn: This is so totally bogus.
Edward (Pointing at Eragon.): Your dragon got caught!
Eragon: THE POWER OF CARLISLE COMPELLS YOU FOWL BEASTS!
-Saskue rolls eyes.-
Sasuke: Don't you need that oil stuff people dip bread in?
Eragon: Oh yeah. THE POWER OF CARLISLE COMPELLS YOU FOWL BEASTS!
-Fang sighs-
Fang: Oh crap. Max is gonna kill me.
Edward: What for? Bella keeps leaving messages comparing herself to angry grizzlies.
Fang: Max is my leader. When I'm gone she's all, "OMC!"
Edward: OMC?
Fang: Oh my Carlisle...
Edward: Oh. Why does everyone say that? It's so totally bogus!
Sasuke: O .o
Murtagh: O .o
Edward: Hey... Galby and Crew are gone! REJOICE FRIENDS!
All: HUZZAH!
Murtagh: So what now?
Fang: I don't feel like being beat but by Max.
Sasuke: And Sakura is a stalker. Annoying pink haired brat.
Edward: What do we boys do that doesn't involve girls?
Murtagh: I fly with Thorn.
Edward: Eragon took him and that other bogus dragon Saphira to study.
Murtagh: Poor Thorn...
Fang: I fly also. That's out though.
Edward: Then what do we-
Sasuke: LET THE ANIME SPEAK!
Edward: Fine. What?
Sasuke: We drink beer.
Fang: Beer? I'm only fourteen! Only Murtagh could do it legally and maybe Edward. But us?!
Sasuke: What else can we do?
Murtagh: I can't belive Edward and I had to flirt with that girls in order to smuggle all of us in.
Bella: Edward?
Alice: OMC! IT'S EDWARD! He drinks?
Jasper: Wow. HEY EMMETT! LOOK, IT'S EDWARD!
Emmett: He's a vampire! What's he gonna do here?
Rosalie: Who are the people with im?
Bella: I think it's... Oh my Carlisle! It's Murtagh, Fang, and Sasuke! AKA: THE EMO SQUAD!
Rosalie: Awesome...
Bella: I CALL DIBBS ON MURTAGH!
Murtagh: Whoa! Edward, that's your girl? She's hot!
Edward: Grr...
Bella: Guess what Murtagh?
Murtagh: What?
Bella: I've recently realized that dating Edward is so totally bogus and that I love you instead!
Murtagh: Sweet! I love you.
Bella: I love you too.
-Bella and Murtagh start making out-
Edward: NO! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE HAS BETRAYED ME!
Alice: The love of your existence, Edward.
Edward: NO! THE LOVE OF MY EXISTENCE HAS BETRAYED ME!
Emmett: Suck it up Edrad!
Alice: Did You Just Call Edward Edrad?
Emmett: Yeah. I figured it makes sense since he is so rad.
Rosalie: You are wrong
Sasuke: What the Hell are you talking about?!
Cullens minus Edward: Edward being rad
Rosalie: Which he could never be because he is an idiot
Edrad: Hey! I take offense from that! Bella! COME BACK TO ME!!
Fang: Come. On. Why is it always about the vampires? And why are Bella and Murtagh STILL making out?! It's making me sick!
Sasuke: Yeah, seriously stop
-Murtagh pulls away from Bella-
Bella: Awwww Murty Wurtyyy...
Murtagh: Come on. You guys are being toatally bogus
-edrad gets mad. Uh-oh-
Edrad: STOP CALLING ME THAT BOO!!
Boo: ... OMC! DID YOU JUST CALL ME BOO! HELP ME! AHHHHHH! RUN! EDRAD LIKES ME!!
Edward: Thank you. Now... YOU WILL DIE MURTAGH!! I LOVE YOU BELLA!!
Bella: You left me Edward. I have moved on.
Fang: SCENE CHANGE!! minus Bella, Edward, and Murtagh
Sasuke:Yeah, they are pissing me off.
Edward & Murtagh: You can't get rid of us. We are part of the emo squad!
Bella: Hey Eddy. I thought you loved me!
Edward: You left me and so I moved on.
Emmett: TO WHO?!
Sasuke:Emmett is pissing me of too. Good-bye Emmett.
Emmett: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! bleep and emmett is gone
Boo & Rosalie: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! YOU SHALL DIE SASUKE!!
Edward: Ahem
All: Sorry
Edward: I have moved on to, duh duh duh, LACE!!
Lace: You moron!
-Bitch slaps Edward-
Edward: I have been hurt!
L
ace (To Boo): And that's the moron who likes me. Hey, Alice?
Alice: Yeah?
Lace: Can we share Jasper?
Alice: You can have him. I'm going to go make out with Edward and then break his heart. Then we can share him.
Lace: Okay.
-Lace and Jasper make out and Alice and Edward make out-
Rosalie: I feel so alone...
-Alice pushes Edward away-
Alice: My gawd! You kiss totally bogus! Bella was right to dump you!
Edward: NOOOOOO!
Lace: Wanna share Jazzypper now?
Jasper: Hells no! I only want Lace!
Alice: NOOOOOO! I'M STUCK WITH THE BOGUS KISSER EDWARD!
Bella: Edrad.
Edward: Ooh! Looky! Bella!
Bella: (screaming): MURTY! SAVE ME!
-Murtagh beats up Edward and Bella and him start making out... again...-
Sasuke: Why doesn't anyone make out with me randomly?
Edward: I will!
Sasuke: O .o
Alice: Guess what Sasuke?
Sasuke: huh?
Alice: I don't have pink hair!
Sasuke: I love you.
-Alice and Sasuke start making out-
Rosalie: OMC! WHAT ABOUT ME?! (Author Note... LACE: I rhymed... Annoying...)
Fang: I'm here. James Patterson bribed me with 500 bucks to love Max but since I just spent it on beer and never really liked her I'll
go with the hot blonde chick.
Rosalie: Aren't you fourteen?
Fang: Yeah...
Rosalie: Cool! Hot under-aged guy!
-INSERT LEMON BETWEEN ROSALIE AND FANG-
-Max suddenly appears-
Max: FANGY-POO! HOW COULD YOU?! (Author Note... LACE: I rhymed again. Oh my Carlisle...)
Fang: Um... It's not what you think?
James Patterson: FANG! REMEMBER THE 500!
Max: What?
James Patterson: Uh...
-James Patterson runs away and is no more-
Fang: Go love Iggy.
Max: Iggy is with some girl named Jessi.
Fang: Who the frick is that?!
Max: I don't know...
Fang: I know! Go love Eragon!
Max: He's stalking Arya.
Fang: ...That really hot girl who can totally kick ass?
Max: Yup. The very one.
Fang: Bye Rosalie.
-Max and Fang disappear-
Rosalie: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
-Lace looks up where she's having a TOTAL lemon with Jasper-
Lace: Why not go find Emmett?
Rosalie: He's gone.
Lace: Come on Jazzy! We'll go find Emmy!
Jasper: Okay then.
-5 seconds later-
Lace: I FOUND HIM!
Rosalie: Emmy-poo! Where were you! (Author Note... LACE! Rhymes...)
Emmett: Um... Kentucky?
Jasper: He was seeing what everything in the grocery store tasted like. We found him puking his guts out.
Lace: But he's become obsessed with Snickers bars.
Emmett: Caramal filling...
Rosalie: I don't really care. EMMETT!
Emmett: SINCKERS!
Rosalie: What?
Lace: I told you he was obsessed with Snickers.
Rosalie: DON'T WORRY EMMY-POO! I'LL GET YOU THERAPY!
Emmett: Whatever you say Snickers...
Rosalie: ... NO! HE CALLED ME A PEANUT-FILLED CHOCLATE BAR! (a/n: Boo: Ewwwww... That sounds REALLY wrong... I
cannot believe I would be so perverted as to write it...) HE IS BEYOND HELP!
Alice: xlaughsx That sounded really wrong Rosalie...
Emmett: The snickers bar has already left... Emmett is lonely...
Boo: Don't Worry Emmett! You Still have me!
Emmett: OK! I hereby rename you... DUH DUH DUH-
Boo: Wait, your not going to name me snickers 2 are you?
Emmett: No!
Alice: Actually, yeah, he probably will.
Emmett: No I shall not! I hereby dub thee, DUH DUH DUH! Skittles!
Boo: YAY SKITTLES! YAY EMY-POO! Wait, I thought you were obsessed with snickers...
Emmett: Nope, now I like skittles, but that is besides the piont.
-Two Seconds later-
Emmett: Rosalie would have never let me get away with that! LET'S SING THE HAPPY DAGGER SONG!
Boo & Emmett: I'm a happy happy dagger! Yes a happy happy dagger! Such a happy happy dagger!
-Lace & Jasper stopped making out to stare at Emmett and Boo-
-Two Hours Later-
Boo: Okay, I'm done
Emmett: Yeah, me too. LET'S GO FIND RANDOM HAPPY SONGS THEN MAKE OUT!!
Boo:Good idea! And we are off!
Alice: Whoa.
Jasper: O .o
Lace: HAPPY JOYFULNESS!
Sasuke: What the hell...
-everybody goes back to what they were doing xcough coughx making out xcough coughx-
Edrad: Yeah! Boo's Not Even here and somehow I still end up getting called Edrad!!
-Boo runs back all speedy and what not with Emmett following all turtle like and what not-
Boo: HOLY SHIT! EDRAD STILL LIKES ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! EMMY-POO! HEEEELLP ME!!
Lace: NO wait a second Emmett! You know what I just noticed Boo?
Boo: What?
Lace: Lace is a very mature name and Boo is very juvinile.
Boo: Nuh-uh!
Lace: Admit it. your name is just childish.
Boo: Yeah, Well, NO!
Lace: Ha! See! There I have won!
Boo: Not if I call you Doily instead!
Lace: you wouldn't do that!
Boo: Yeah I wou-
Sasuke: What the Hell?! You guys are the friggen authors! You CANNOT be in a fic! That is breaking all of the trust book
characters and fanfic writers have established! Not that that's alot, But Still! I think we should get 'em outta this fanfic!
Murty Wurty: Yeah, I agree. All you agree say AGREE!!
All including Rosalie (who came back because she was really the one who needed therapy and got some and was ALL better now) but
Jasper & Emmett: AGREE!!
Jasper & Emmett: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Emmett: Boo!
Jasper: Lace!
-xBleepx Boo and Lace are now gone but not really cause then you wouldn't be reading this because there would be no one to post it unless some one else posted it for Lace and Boo but then it would stop there so obviously they are still alive but do not let anyone in the fic know that. It would totally mess this thingy up-
Jasper: NO! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
Alice: Existense.
Jasper: NO! THE LOVE OF MY EXISTENSE!
Alice: Better...
Emmett: I. Am. So. Going. To. Kill. You. Guys.
Jasper: EMMETT! ATTACK!
Jasper and Emmett start beating up Sasuke who is beaten to a pulp.
Alice: NO! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS GONE!
Jasper: Existense.
Alice: I DON'T CARE!
Jasper: Well it was your boyfriend who lead away my love.
Alice: Yeah? Well... SHE WAS BEING ANNOYING!
Jasper: HOW COULD SHE HAVE BEEN?! WE WERE MAKING OUT THE WHOLE TIME!
Alice: Shut up! Just shut up!
Emmett: I miss Skittles...
Rosalie tosses a bag of Skittles to Emmett and he starts making out with them
Emmett: IT'S NOT THE SAME! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jasper: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Both: COME BACK!
-crack of lightning and Lace and Boo appear-
Alice: Shit.
Boo: Hey! Rude!
Lace: Oh Jazzyper! I've returned!
Jasper: Oh yay! Let's go skip off into the sunset together holding hands!
Lace: Let's do!
-Jasper and skip off into the sunset holding hands and a distant voice is heard-
Jasper: OWWWWW! THE SUN! IT BUUUUUUURNS!
Lace: NO! MY LOVE! THE FIRE OF OUR LOVE HAS KILLED YOU! BUT DON'T WORRY! I'M GONNA PULL AN EDWARD AND GO
TO THE VOLTURRI!
Edward: Hey!
Boo: Well it is true...
Rosalie: Because I am feeling very sentimental today, I am going with Lace to pull an Edward because I miss my fake brother.
Alice: JASPER WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE FOR 100 YEARS! WAIT UP!
Alice runs after Rosalie and Lace to pull an Edward
Boo: Wait! Laaaaaaaace! I wanna come!
-Boo runs off-
Emmett: SKITTLES?! COME BACK TO ME!
-Emmett runs off-
Murtagh: Hey Edrad?
Edward: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Murtagh blows up
Edward: Coolio! A new power!
Bella: No! My love!
Bella bitch slaps Edward
Edward: Oww...
Bella runs off to the Volturri
Edward: Gosh darn it... Ah well. Off to Italy! HEY GUYS! WAIT UP!
-Scene change to Iggy-
Iggy: And we're the ones left standing. Weird!
Jessi: Wanna go blow up the people we don't like from a short distance away?
Iggy: Sure!
-Scene change to a grassy meadow wher Galby, Eragon, Naruto, Jeb, and Aro are poking Saphira and Thorn-
-Iggy runs out with a bomb holding hands with Jessi-
Iggy: DIE!
Jessi: Yeah! DIE!
-Iggy trips and Jessi trips over him, the bomb blows up and they are all no more-
-Scene change to Fang and Max flying over a hunting range-
BOOM!
Fang: Holy shit! There's a freakin' hole in me!
BOOM!
Max: OMFC! WTF!
Fang:??
both look at eachother and start to free fall
Both: SAVE ME CARLISLE!
-nothing happens-
Fang: He sucks as a ruler.
-Scene change to Arya-
Arya: GRANDMAMA! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU! (Insert magic words here)
Narrator: Sadly, she never regained conciousness...
-Scene change to Sakura-
Sakura: Sasuke? Hello? I LOVE YOU! Come out...
-Sakura goes to Volturra to pull an Edward-
END!!