Disclaimer: I have decided to cooperate this time. I don't own Twilight, Or Edward. Just these 12 ways to annoy him.

A/N: Yeah, Cooperating is not my thing... But anyway, I wrote this months ago and I thought it was about time to post it!

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13 Ways To Annoy Edward

1) Constantly pass him notedwritten backwards

2) Every five seconds, ask if he can read it

3) Ask him to turn your pet fish, Phillip (or Phillis, depending on its gender) into a vampire

4) When he says no, tell him now you know why Bella's only in it for the sex

5) Everytime Bella walks into the room when you and Edward are sitting there alone, tell Edward he's a good kisser and act embarrased

when you see Bella

6) Every time he talkes to you, starts singing your own versions of songs such as "girlfirend" and "My humps"

7) Constantly ask him if he's emo

8) When he says no just tell him that he just confirmed that he is suicidal

9) When he asks for an explanation tell him A) He went to the Volturri to kill himself and B) He said no to you and no one has survived

that before...

10) Ask him what he wants for dinner

11) When he doesn'y say anything, asume he's thinking you and dance around singing your a vampire so he can't

12) When he tells you that wasn't what he was thinking, tell him yes it was and you know because you can read minds

13) Whe he says that you cant and he's the one who can, keep insisting that you can, and when he stops, say hs part for him until

somebody tells you to stop. Unless it is Edward himself. Or Bella, because not listening to her would annoy Edward even more...

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