I'M SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!

I haven't written in so long! I haven't been in the writing mood, school, friends, all that crap, I haven't been able to write the REAL chapter yet! I'm sorry! Wah!

I bet all of you hate me now! SORRY!

Also, I haven't gotten enough questions yet! ( See last chapter) I'm only at about 30 or 40. PLEASE GIVE ME MORE QUESTIONS!

Now, as a peace offering so you people don't kill me, I wrote this really short, not funny mini-chapter. Yes, I am well aware it sucks.

Disclaimer: Why do people write these? Isn't it kind of obvious we own nothing?

Oh, yeah, and PyschoB, tell you're friend I am a crazy crack head.

#13- Neji's "Perfect" Vision

It was a seemingly normal day at Team Gai's training grounds.

Not really.

Why wasn't it normal?

Because, if it was, then there would be no story, and if there's no story, then what are you reading?

See what I'm saying?

Anywho, it wasn't normal because Neji kept on walking into trees, missing everything, and when he talked to people, facing the completely opposite direction.

Ya, it wasn't normal.

"Neji, are you okay?" Gai asked.

"Ya, I'm fi-" Neji started.

"Um, turn around." Gai said to the back of Neji's head.

Neji stood still for a couple of seconds, then said, "Oh, right."

Then, he turned around.

"Ya, I'm fine."

Then, he started to walk away, and walked right into a tree with a loud –THUD-

"Ow." Neji said, rubbing his face. Then, he started to walk around the tree, and walked right into another one.

"Damn, where are all these trees coming from?" Neji asked.

"Can't you see them?" Gai asked.

"Of course! I have perfect vision!" Neji said, then started walking, and walked into his 45298 tree that hour. "Damn it…"

"How many fingers am I holding up?" Gai asked, then held up 2 fingers.

Neji squinted. "Um…12?" He asked hopefully.

Gai shook his head, then remembered that Neji couldn't see, so he said no.

"Fine, so I'm a little off today, big deal." Neji said, then started to walk away, and walked into his 45299 tree that hour. "WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THESE TREES COMING FROM!" Neji screamed.

"We're in the forest." Gai said.

"Wait, this isn't my room?"

-At the Eye Doctors-

The eye doctor guy looked at Neji.

Gai looked at Neji.

Neji looked at the wall, but he thought he was looking at them.

"Well, it looks like he's going blind." The eye doctor finally said.

"WHAT!" Neji said, jumping up, facing the completely opposite direction.

"Turn around. " Gai and the eye doctor both said.

So, he did.

"Excessive use of the Byukugan causes blindness." The eye doctor said.

"But I was fine just yesterday." Neji said.

"Yes, but the blindness process happens really fast. One day you're fine, the next, you're blind."

Everything was quit.

"OMG! I RHYMED!" The eye doctor screamed, then started doing the worm.

Gai followed doing the moon walk. Then, the 2 started doing the cabbage patch, and all sorts of other shitty dances.

Lucky for Neji, he couldn't witness it. The rest of us aren't so lucky.

The two then started doing the funky chicken. WHILE. MAKING. CHICKEN. SOUNDS.

MY EYES, THEY BLEED!

So after all of that, it came to the moment of truth.

What cereal should I eat?

Captain crunch?

Apple Jacks?

Cheerios?

The crappy shop rite brand?

SO MANY CHOICES!

Wait, why don't I mix them all?

ALLY, YOU ARE A GENIUS!

My teachers just can't see that…

If they did, I wouldn't be failing, like, every class… exempt gym… wait, I'm failing that too…

Time for the real moment of truth, what to do about Neji?

"He could get glasses…" The eye doctor said.

"No." Neji said…to the chair. (Gai and the eye doctor had given up on him…)

"Contacts?"

"No."

"Then, there's nothing I can do."

"What about painful laser eye surgery?" Gai asked, looking though the pamphlet that had pictures of screaming, crying people on the front.

-THUMP-

"Neji?…Oh shit."

That's it. I know, it wasn't funny an you probably didn't get any of it. In case you didn't, Neji's going blind because he uses the Byukugan too much, and he doesn't want to admit it. Now, Gai takes him to the eye doctor, and hears about laser eye surgery, and that it's his only option, he kills himself.

THAT'S IT!

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Oh yeah, and SORRY!