OH MY GOSH! I AM SO FRIGGIN SORRY! I HAVEN'S UPDATED IN 6 MONTHS! I have a good reason. I've been in and out of the hospital, so I haven't had time to work on my stories.

Right now I'm working on one mega story, but I feel so bad for not updating. So, in the meantime, I have a whole bunch of really crappy, short stories that I wrote in class. So, I'm just going to post some random ones. Yes, and I am aware they suck shit. But you're just going to have to deal. I'll make up for it with the current story I'm writing. It should be done in about 2 weeks. So just bear with me till then. K?

Disclaimer: I do own Naruto, just like every other motherfucker who writes these stories.

#15- Neji's Midnight Pissing Adventure

Neji woke up in the middle of the night and looked around his room. He needed to piss. Badly.

So, he got up and slowly walked to his bathroom. Then, he slowly opened the door. Then, he slammed open the door.

THERE SAT LEE ON HIS TOILET! OH MY GOD!

Lee looked up from the newspaper he was reading.

"Do you mind?"

Neji, who was gaping at Lee, slammed the door, then went back to bed.

Later, he woke up again. He. Really. Had. To. PISS.

So, he sprinted to his bathroom. Then, he opened the door. There sat Gai on his toilet.

Gai looked up from the newspaper he was reading.

"Do you mind?"

Neji slammed the door again, and went back to bed.

Later, he woke up, AGAIN. This time he cautiously opened the door. Naruto sat on his toilet this time.

Naruto looked up. "Do you-" SLAM!

Neji went back to bed. Poor guy, he must really have to piss by now.

Neji, again, woke up. HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! HE REALLY HAD TO –BEEP-IN PISS!

So, he ran to the bathroom like the madman he is and threw open the door. The site that greeted him was the most disturbing yet.

George Washington was on the toilet, Abe Lincoln was shaving, and John Adams was in the shower.

"Oh my…" Neji started when

"Must you really shave while I'm pissing?" George shouted.

"Well, yeah!"

"It's distracting!"

"Sucks for you!"

"Both of you, shut up! I'm trying to take a shower!" John screamed, poking his head around the curtain.

"No one asked you!" They both screamed.

"What did I eat last night…" Neji mumbled, surveying the site before him. (A/N- I'm using big words now!)

"Look at that kid!" George pointed.

"It's rude to point!" John Adams screamed, pointing at him.

"HE'S BLIND!" Abe shouted. (Why is it so much fun to say that he's blind?)

"I'm not blind!" Neji shouted back.

-In the hall-

Hiashi was outside the door, listening to Neji shouted at no one.

"What did that boy eat last night?" He muttered.

-In Neji's bathroom-

"In denial I see…" Abe said, looking at him with pity. So were all the other presidents.

"THAT'S IT!" Neji then pulled out a bazooka gun.

-In Hinata's Bathroom-

Hinata woke up and realized she had to take a piss.

So…

She went to her bathroom.

When she opened the door, Kiba sat on her toilet, reading a newspaper.

He looked up. "Hinata?"

"K-Kiba? What are you doing?"

"Wait, this isn't Neji's bathroom?"

Hinata wordlessly shook her head.

"Oh…Okay." Kiba then stood up, folded his newspaper, then walked out.

Hinata just looked after him for a few seconds, then ran into the bathroom

Outside the door, the sounds of someone pissing could be heard along with Hinata going. "Aaaahhhh…"

-In the morning-

Hiashi knocked on Neji's door.

"Neji, are you okay?" He called.

When he got no answer, he just walked in.

There sat Neji in the corner, in fettle position, while murmuring something about presidents, bazookas, being blind, and having to piss badly.

Hiashi stood there, looking at him for a couple of seconds, then just left, deciding that they were never going to give Neji meatloaf before bed again.

Yep, that's shitty story #1. And just to let you know, what happened had nothing to do with meatloaf. The guys planned for them all to show up in the middle of night, but for some reason, the presidents showed up. Really, they weren't part of the plan. Kiba was supposed to be 4th up, but he got lost.

Anywho, next chapter will be whatever I can find. Since all I really have to do is type up the story, I might actually be coming out with new stories almost every other day. YAY! They might not be that good, though…