It is TIME! This is the last part of my Pretty Princess story. –SIGH- I've kind of grown attached to it… Oh well, this is it. It's not too great, but, hey, it's the last part. So, enjoy!

Disclaimer: Once upon a time, there was a girl named Ally. She wrote stories, but did not own the series for which she wrote. The end. THE END! THE END! THE END, DAMMIT! END! END! END! THE FUCKING END!

The three stood back against the wall, defeated, about to be eaten, when suddenly…

"STOP!" Came a heroic voice. They all looked up to see… TENTEN! (Bet you all forgot about her…Teehee…)

"Tenten!" Gai yelled.

"Tenten!" Lee yelled.

"Tenten!" The Oompalompas yelled.

"Tenten!" Jesus yelled.

"Mommy!" Neji yelled.

"I'm here to save you guys!" Tenten said cheerfully from the rafters in which she stood.

"NO!" Yelled the Oompalompas.

"WE'RE SAVED!" Lee and Gai yelled

"MOMMY!" Yelled Neji. (A/N- If you don't get this whole Neji calling Tenten Mommy thing, then see my Jeopardy chapter…)

"Wait, there are 456,798,387,495,495,208,204,395 of us and only one of her!" Yelled one Oompalompa.

"YEA!" Yelled all the others in agreement.

They all started running up the wall towards her.

Tenten narrowed her eyes as she pulled her big-ass scroll out of her pocket.

And, hence, the battle began.

One Oompalompa tore ahead of the pack, waving a Nerds Rope, intent on hitting her with it. Tenten jumped out of the way, summoning a banana. When he lashed it at her again, she held out the banana, which was mushy and sticky from being in the place where she keeps all of her stuff that she summons, so the Nerds Rope got stuck on it.

"No!" Cried the Oompalompa as the kicked him in the face, breaking his nose and knocking him off the rafter.

One down, 456,798,387,495,495,495,208,204,394 to go.

The next one who charged was brandishing a Wonka Chocolate Bar.

"RAOR!" He screamed as he yelled at her.

Quickly, she summoned a –GASP- Hershey Chocolate Bar! OH SWEET BAJESUS!

He broke of a chunk and threw it at her, as she broke off a piece and threw it at him. They collided in mid-air, then rebounded, spinning like Shuriken.

He growled, then did something totally unexpected- he breathed on it, causing it to melt.

Everyone stood in total silence, wondering what he was getting at. Then, once the bar was half melted, he blew on it, causing it to fly in a jet towards her.

She gasped, then jumped up just in time as the chocolate hit the wall where she had been standing moment before.

'That was close…' She thought, sailing through the air.

"I've got you now!" He screamed, blowing the stream now at her in mid-air. "Let's see you dodge it this time!"

"Shit!" She yelled.

Suddenly, she had an idea!

She took a bit of her chocolate bar, the chewed it up slightly, then spat it out like a machine gun at the incoming stream of enemy chocolate.

The two jets met in mid-air, pushing eachother back and forth like you see in all the movies.

Everyone stood, staring at the battle, the stupidest battle to ever take place.

Tenten thought for a second at what she could do to make her jet more powerful.

Then, she realized something. She lifted the other half of the chocolate bar…

AND THREW IT AT THE OOMPALOMPA!

It hit him in the head, knocking him out, and stopping the stream of chocolate.

Oh yeah, Ten is kicking some orange ass today…

Another Oompalompa came forward with a package of…NERDS! ZOMYGOD!

Tenten once again pulled out her scroll and summoned a package of marshmallows!

The oompalompa threw the nerds at her, but she did nothing to avoid it other than start ripping apart the marshmallows.

Everyone wondered what she was doing, the nerds were less then 2 millimeters away! But then, she held up the marshmallows and they got stuck on them! She then threw the marshmallows, weighted with nerds, back at him, AND HIT HIM IN THE BABY MAKER!

"Awww…" He moaned, doubling over, clutching the family jewels.

Tenten charged on over and KICKED HIM THERE!

"NoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoO!" He screamed as he toppled off the rafter.

But it still didn't change the fact that there were many more of them then there were then her. There was no way to fight them all. Also, the author was running out of ideas for a candy-based fight sequence.

What to do?

"WAIT! THERE IS A BETTER WAY TO SOLVE THIS!" Neji screamed.

Everyone looked at him.

"I call it plan M." He said.

"Your last plan was called plan M." Gai reminded him.

"So?" He asked.

"You can't have two plan M's."

"Yes I can."

"No you can't."

"Yes I can."

"No you can't."

"Yes I can."

"No you can't."

"Yes I can."

"No you can't."

"Yes I can."

"No you can't."

"Yes I can."

K, I'm getting tired of writing that, and I'm sure you are tired of reading it, so we shall skip forward.

"No you-" Neji punched Gai in the face then turned back to everyone.

"As I was saying, the only way to solve this is…A YOUR MOM OFF!"

Silence.

"I said, A YOUR MOM OFF!"

Everyone cheered as they ran over to some unknown stadium.

-At the Unkown Stadium-

"We are gathered here today to join this couple in holy mat- NOT! THIS IS THE YOUR MOM OFF OF THE YEAR!" Neji screamed into the microphone.

"Yeah!" Everyone cheered!

"The contenders are…Tenten!"

Tenten walked out into the stadium, pumping her fists in the air. Everyone cheered!

"And Oompalompa number 4,567,893,563,234,567, or Mike!"

Mike also walked out, and everyone cheered!

"We will now explain the rules! You will throw your worst mom insults at eachother until one comes out that is so INSULTING it makes JESUS come down! First off will be Tenten because she's smexy!"

Can is thrown at Neji. Can hits Neji in the head. Neji suffers brain damage. Neji's still the commenter.

"You're mom is like a vacuum cleaner- she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in a closet!"

"Ohhhhhhhhh, damn! Now that one was insulting!"

"Your mom is so fat when the whales see her, they sing "we are family, even though your fatter than me!"

"Not very original, but a classic insult! Tenten's gonna need a good one!"

"Your mom is so old, even god calls her mom!"

"Now, that is old!"

"Your mom is so old, when god said let there be light, she flipped the switch!"

"Another good one!"

"Your mom is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it saw it's life flash before it's eyes!"

"Ohhh! Good one smexy!"

Can is thrown at Neji. Can hits Neji in the head. Neji suffers (more) brain damage. Neji's still the commenter.

"Your moms so ugly, my eyes burned out when I saw her!"

"That one was lacking…"

Mike started to sweat, was he really going to be defeated?

"Your mom's like a shotgun, one cock and she'll blow!"

"Oh, we are lucky this story is rated T! It might even have to go up to M with these!"

"Your moms so fat, when she was swimming in the water, Spain declared her as a new land!"

"I like Spain…"

"Your moms so old, she owes Jesus 3 dollars!"

Suddenly, a bright beam of light beamed down, and an choir started to sing. Slowly, a figure started to float down from up above. IT WAS JESUS!

He slowly turned to Mike and said in a slow, deep voice, "Michael, is your mother here?"

He timidly shook his head.

The choir stopped singing. "Damnit! She owes me 3 dollars!"

He then, grumbling, floated back up.

"…Well that was weird. Moving on, it's Mike's turn!"

"What? Oh right…Your mom is so boring…I'm going to bed."

"Oh, FOSHIT! That one was good!"

Tenten started to sweat. Was she going to lose?

"Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor asked her sex, she said Mondays, Thursdays, and sometimes Saturdays!"

"I know that, I just did her yesterday!"

Can is thrown at Neji. Can hits Neji in the head. Neji suffers (even more) brain damage. Neji's still the commenter.

"Your mom's so ugly, she looks like something from FRANKENSTIEN!"

"…Now that kinda sucked."

"Your mom is so stupid, she could be TOBI!"

On cue, Tobi runs out naked, swinging Deidra's arm, screaming TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! With Diedra running behind screaming, "Bad Tobi! Tobi is NOT a good boy!" (I've been wanting to put that in for so long…)

Silence.

"Awkward…"

"Your mom is so ugly, her reflection quit!"

"Oh, now that was good!"

Tenten took a deep breath. She didn't want to use THAT ONE, but it looks like she had no choice…

"Your moms so ugly…she's…"

Everyone sat on the edge of their seats, waiting to hear what the next insult would be.

"Ugly."

Silence.

Then, THE EXPLOSION OCCURRED!

Everyone started screaming, Jesus came down, and Neji was jumping around in the commentators booth screaming into the mike "DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! THAT WAS GOOD! DAMN!"

Tobi ran out with a huge basket full of arms and threw them into the crowd screaming TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

Everyone who ever died in Naruto came back to life and started screaming and cheering.

"TENTEN! TENTEN! TENTEN! TENTEN!" Everyone chanted, lifting her onto their shoulders and carrying her out of the stadium.

-In the Castle-

Everyone deposited Tenten to the floor and walked away, chatting about how wonderful that last insult was.

Neji, Lee, and Gai entered everyone left, and walked over to Tenten who was standing there looking very pleased with herself.

"Well, I hate to play the 'I Told You So' game, but, I told you so." She said, beaming.

The other three just stood there like -.-

Neji suddenly gasped.

"My babies! They're all alone! HOLD ON SNUCKEMS, MOMMYS COMING!"

Neji then tore out of the entrance hall towards the kitchen, with Tenten and Gai in his wake. Lee could not run because of his heels and dress. And because it was un-lady like.

Once they reached the kitchen they saw, oh the humanity, it had been demolished!

"What happened here?" Gai asked, stepping in and looking around in horror.

A guy with a clipboard walked over.

"Excuse me, are you Princess Gay?"

"No. I am Princess Gai."

"Sure. Anywho, you haven't paid your taxes in years, so we're evicting you."

"But I haven't lived here for years, no one has!"

"Actually, Osama Bin Laden has, but he fled the country and selected you because he saw your Span-sexy spandex ad and thought you looked like a stupid sucker, and sent all his taxes to your name."

Gai blinked. "Well, that one's a spirit breaker."

"Right, so the castle is being demolished."

Gai spread apart his arms.

"No! I won't let you!"

-Outside-

The four of them were bodily thrown out of the castle.

"Well, I guess the castle is going to be demolished…" Gai said sadly, then buried his face in his hands and stated to cry.

"It's all right Gai-sensei, we'll pull through!" Lee said, giving him the ever so deadly Nice- Guy pose.

Gai looked at him.

"Lee…you are so…so…STUPID! What kind of crap is that?"

Lee sniffled. "You're the one who taught me that!"

"I was probably on crack or something when I said that, it's total bull shit!"

Neji stared at Gai with stars in his eyes. "Finally, someone other than me and Tenten understands!"

"I know…" Tenten squeaked, wiping tears from the corner of her eyes.

Gai just looked at the three and sighed. "Meet here tomorrow at 7 for training, and BE PREPARED TO SWEAT!"

He then ran off to the land of men with purple beards and rainbows, where eyebrows and spandex live in peace, perfect place for your next vacation, call 1-800-SPA-NDEX for further details.

Finally! I never thought this would end! I had so many more ideas for this story, but I also have tons of ideas for other stories, so I want to write them down and post them, but I had to finish this first.

So, it turned out a lot worse then I thought it was going to be. I had tons of candy fight sequences planed out and your mom jokes ready, and the ending was supposed to include them fighting the construction workers and Neji getting smashed by a wrecking ball into a tree, and Tenten was supposed to use dynamite to try and stop them, but ends of destroying it more…

Maybe some day I'll make a part 4 with the edited ending fight scene, but this is it for now.

No preview, I don't know which story I'm going to write down next, considering I have like 400 ideas.

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