Hello all! Sorry, this isn't a chapter. XP

But keep reading anyway!

I'm reading my old stories, the ones in the begging and I am SCARED. They are so awful! SOOOOO, I'm going to rewrite them! Yay! Not all, but most. I'm going to try and do at least one a week. So just check in frequently and see if I've edited.

I've been in the writing mood lately, hence my other 4 stories that have all been published within the past week.

And with this story, it's like I said- editing the old chapters. But they're going to stay the same concept though, it's really just basic stuff like spelling, grammer, and making it more detailed.

Oh, and I AM working on another chapter here, it's just I really like the idea and it's about four pages now, and I know how it's going to end, I just need to work on a trasition into that part.

Here's a preview-

The man looked around, making sure no one was around or spying. When trying to sneak into a building full of people who were more than capable of murder, you had to be careful.

He saw no one, so using his amazing ninja skills, he hopped the fence and snuck around the grounds until he found his destination- the window of a certain inhabitant of the place.

With one last quick glance around, he opened the window and hopped in.

Now, to the average person, it would appear to be the room of a fifteen year old human male. There were clothes scattered across the floor and hanging of the back of the desk chair. There were papers covering said desk, along with some pictures and several scrolls. Also weapons and such were scattered around, and there was a faint smell of Axe deodorant around the room.

As I said, a fifteen year old boy's room.

But guess what?

It wasn't.

It was actually a secret lair, where terrible things happened and seldom few entered and lived to tell the tale. A place where people were tortured, evil plans were made, where a dark creature lived, a creature that was often called demon spawn or a monster.

It was Hyuuga Neji's room.

Few were brave enough to enter, but the man who just landed after jumping through the window was not afraid. Not one bit.

His name is Miato Gai.

Gai looked at the sleeping boy at on the bed, face down, sprawled out like an X and snoring ever so slightly. After several minutes of observation, making sure he was not to wake any time soon, he reached out a careful hand and plucked out a strand of his long, back hair.

Neji gave a small grunt and Gai froze. After a few moments, the soft snoring started again.

Gai exhaled. He would live to see another day.

He gently reached out and plucked another hair, and repeated the process a few times until he had a decent amount of hair, from pulled all over his head as not to create a bald spot.

He then looked around for any other objects of interest.

After about half an hour, he had an assortment of Neji's items, the ones he thought Neji wouldn't miss or notice. This included some of his famous tape, a kunai of his, a nearly empty can of Axe deodorizing spray, a pair of his boxers, a page ripped from his journal, and some of his hair ties.

But he needed something more, something Neji had used recently.

He raked his mind, trying to figure out what he could take, looking around the room. Then, it came to him- one of Neji's undershirts.

He picked up one randomly off the back of his chair and wondered if it was used or not.

There was only one way to find out.

He sniffed it.

Gai just stood there for a second with the shirt held to his nose, then his eyes went wide, his face turned green and he started to gag.

"Eww!" He screamed, moving the shirt as far away from him as his arm allowed.

"Damn, that is nasty! What is wrong with boys these days? I'm sure I didn't smell this bad!" Gai yelled, his eyes watering.

"Mmm…Gai-sensei?"

Gai looked over to see a half conscious Neji.

"What are you doing?"

"Umm…"Gai thought quickly. Maybe it was best just to tell the truth…

"I'm stealing some of your stuff to sell to your fangirls."

"Ohhh…"Neji said, then went back to sleep.

Gai just blinked, shrugged, and hopped out the window.

-In some dark ally-

Gai snuck down, looking around, making sure no one was looking as he knocked on a door that was unnoticeable to the naked eye.

A small little window opened. "What's the password?"

Gai looked around then whispered, "Ecky Ecky ding dong pogasnuka furweper Neji is great."

The window closed and the door opened.

Gai quickly snuck in before the door slammed behind him.

A whole bunch of girls looked up at him and squealed. "Gai! Did you bring the stuff?"

Gai chuckled. "Yeah I got it. And, I have a special item today!"

They all went Oooo… and looked up in wonder.

Gai plugged his nose and reached into the bag, pulling out Neji's shirt.

"Wow!" All of the girls screamed.

"And it hasn't been washed since the last time he wore it!" Gai yelled.

"Prove it!" One girl right next to him said.

He simply held it out for her to smell. She took one whiff and then keeled over, dead.

Everything was silent, then all of the girls held out money for Gai to take.

Gai chuckled as he grabbed the money, handing out all of Neji's belongings.

-The next morning-

Gai counted the money, a frown on his face.

Now, he was making about a thousand dollars a night, make no mistake, but he still wanted more.

He's a greedy little fugga.

But what to sell? Prices were going down in the Neji market. His hair was going to down to $50 a strand, his clothes were down to an average of $60 an item, even his diary was only selling for $130!

He needed something…new. Something that they didn't already have. That was the problem. They already each had a decent chunk of his hair, some of his clothes, and his journal was just boring. It probably had something to do with the fact that the only thing he ever wrote about was training. Gai knew he had a life outside of it, but he never seemed to write it down.

He should have his own T.V. show Gai thought. He would gladly sit down every night for an hour just to see what Neji did with his life when he wasn't around him.

Maybe he could kidnap Neji…

And sell him to his fangirls!

Miato Gai, you are genius.

Wow, my preview is longer than most of my previous chapters...