Nowadays
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters at all the plot is mine though.
Sasuke: I can understand why I'm here since I am your favorite but why are they here!? -points to Zack and Kaiba-
Sera: Why not?
Sasuke: He-points at Kaiba- had like what 2 lines in Lonely and Gorgeous and HE-points a shaking fist at Zack- wasn't even in the previous story.
Sera: Well Kaiba's one of my all time favorites and Zack...Zack is just so cute! -pats Zack on the head- Aren't you just the cutest little puppy?
Zack: -shimmery eyes- YES!
Kaiba:...so anyway-why am I here? I figured I'd get no part in this story since I've been left alone by you for how many years? -slightly irate-
Sera: Ehheh -nervous laughter- about that...well you'll see.
Sasuke: Ch! I bet you're going to do some retarded thing and make him and Vincent or that Stephanie-
Zack: It's Sepiroth...
Sasuke: WHATEVER!...I bet you'll make Kaiba related to them...but that's too predictable even for you.
Sera:...
Kaiba: You are...aren't you?
Sera:...we really should get on with it.
Sasuke: YOU ARE! I knew it!!
Kaiba:...-deeply annoyed-
Zack: LETS START THE STORY YO!
Reno: YO IS MY WORD...YO!
"My goodness how you've grown!" Mikoto Uchiha hugged her nephew once more. She hadn't seen him since his graduation from high school two years before and despite the daily calls and pictures sent actually seeing him made her incredibly happy. "What are you eating you're so thin!"
"No I'm not auntie-see this body here is pure muscle."
"Twigs more like it." She said with a giggle.
"What? No way I look hot!" He said with a broad smile on his face before turning to his uncle with pleading eyes. "I'm not too skinny right?"
Fugaku made a sound in the back of his throat before picking his words precicly. Although Zack and Mikoto were playing around he had to remember that Zack was overly emotional. Perhaps this was why Mikoto's family and he never really meshed. They were all far too sensitive. "I think you look alright."
"Alright? I work out everyday and besides that Itachi is skinnier then me and Sasuke..."
Fugaku tuned him out reminding himself for the millionth time that while Zack was here he needed to find any excuse possible to work late and long hours. He felt Sasuke nudge his side and look at him with understanding. He almost smiled.
Cloud Strife, the blond boy whom Sasuke had seen earlier, had to have been around his age at least. He seemed to young to be in college and there was a definite youthful quality in his blue shimmering eyes. Sasuke figured that although he seemed fairly quiet that since he was a friend of Zack's, the latter called the blond Spiky and sometime Chocobo, meant that he must be slightly if not totally insane.
It wasn't possible for Zack to have normal friends.
The man standing beside Cloud-or Chocobo Head- was definitely cracked in a few places Sasuke mused. He seemed quite a bit older then Zack and his red eyes seemed aged and distant. When Miaka had asked Zack about the long haired man Zack explained that Vincent Valintine-or Vinnie- lived in the same dorm. Vincent apparently liked dark and quiet places and while he had refused to come along Zack had persuaded the older man. How someone could persuade someone like Vincent he didn't know. It was almost as strange as someone asking for Genesis Rhapsodos, their grumpy neighbor, for a piggy back ride...then again Miaka had asked and gotten just that so maybe it wasn't so improbable after all. It didn't matter that it had been when she was 5 and he was 15...it just wasn't natural.
"So Cloud is it? I hear you're from Nebelheim." Mikoto asked the blond. "I hear it's absolutely breathtaking."
"It's alright." Cloud said looking at his feet nervously. "Tons of snow and I guess if I weren't so used to it I would think it was lovely to."
Mikoto nodded.
"Isn't there some type of reactor there?"
"Yeah-it's up in the mountains."
For some reason there was an uneasy silence until Zack-the lover of all things annoying and loud- decided that silence was too much, even for a second. What happened next was something that Sasuke nor Itachi-whom had just joined them- had seen coming.
"So Sasuke-how's your boyfriend?"
Sera: Sorry it's so short but I'm pressed for time! I just got back yesterday and today I have a family get together going on so I was only able to post half of the long chapter (you'll see what I mean when I update). I'll try and post the rest up later-but more then likely it'll be tomorrow. I hate leaving it at such a place but...well...I'll fix it.
Sasuke:..you know the Sasuke is Gay joke is getting really old.
Sera: Sorry! You shouldn't have kiss Naruto then.
Zack: You kissed who?
Kaiba: Oh you didn't see? The internet was flooded with that particular picture-got SasuNaru on the map...I hear that's when the SasuNaru Fan Club was created.
Sasuke: Hey guys...
Zack: So is it bigger then PuppyShipping?
Sasuke: Hello?
Kaiba: Oh yeah...
Sasuke: Are you guys ignoring me?
Sera: PuppyShipping (KaibaXJoey) never really appealed to me ya know.
Zack: I was always a Silentshipper (KaibaXSerenity) myself.
Kaiba: Eh really I can go either way.
Sasuke: -in the background playing with a YoYo-
Sera: You're such a skank.
Kaiba: Fangirls make me that way.
Zack: That's still ewwww! You're ok with doing a brother and a sister?
Kaiba: It's not like it's a threesome or anything.
Sera: It kind of is...
Sasuke: STOP IGNORING ME DAMMIT I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!
Kaiba, Sera and Zack stare off at him.
Zack: Well...ok what do you want?
Sasuke:...damn I forgot.
Kaiba and Sera: Moron.
Zack: Oh! A YoYo!
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