The Legend of Zelda: The Legend of the Eternity Jewel

The Legend of Zelda: The Legend of the Eternity Jewel's Disclaimer: I did NOT make some of the charaters of the Legend of Zelda. I only made 2 and the fairy's name.

Wing Four.

I've got a new body, found out that I have two adorable kids, and the directionless Link. Somehow, we got to this little island with a Ferris wheel, windmill thing. People must be on crack to think of that. Anyway, the kids went directly to that thing and I and Link were sitting on the steps by a photo shop, trying to contemplate a plan to get back to the inner world, but nothing. We got to the outer world by Ton Ton, but how do we get back? By Me Me?

Link had let out a big sigh of frustration. He never really thinks. It's usually me doing the thinking. "You got anything, Ka'an?" asked Link looking for me to give one of my fabulous plans, which I didn't have. "You have to have at least something."

"Sorry," I said, as I made my thumbs circle each other. "Nothing." Link had put his hand behind me to shift his weight to the back of him. When he did that, he brushed my arm, and it was like his heat was entering inside of me. "Link…" I had to tell him about what I saw in the lake.

"Yeah?" his voice was deep, full of question, and sweet all at the same time, and what sealed it was the way that he looked at me. "You want something, Ka'an?"

"Um… yeah," I wasn't sure if he was going to believe me. "In the Forbidden Forest, remember where you saw Ton Ton holding me?"

"Yeah, by that lake."

"Well," I paused. "Before that he told me that he could change me if I help him find his sister. He said that he'd give me my most personal wish." I look at Link and his eyes were fixed on mine. "I wanted to become Elvin but still have my wings."

"So, that's what happened?"

I nodded. "But that's not all, after I said that I'll help him, he showed me something that you should of seen." I took in a deep breath. "Zelda's playing you like a Playstation."

Link's eyebrows got to the center of his forehead. "What do you mean? All I know is Nintendo."

I looked way from him so I couldn't see his confusion and anger. "He made the lake like a little magic mirror and showed me Zelda." I paused for Link to say something, but he didn't. So I continued. "She wants this Eternity Jewel for herself and she wants us dead."

"Why?" asked Link.

"I know that our feelings are mutual of each other, but the king said something about erasing a mistake."

Link began to laugh. "He's a bitter old man."

"This is nothing to laugh about!" I yelled. "Your girlfriend wants you dead! I mean, you rescue her like all the time!"

Link laughed even harder and louder, and honestly, it was pissing me off. I stood up and glared at him. "You're an asshole!" I fired. "I'm trying to warn you and this shit happens."

Link grabbed my wrist and pulled my arm. I landed in his lap. "She's my half sister," whispered Link. "My dad was a peasant and my mom was Queen Hyrule. She cheated on King Hyrule and he killed them both. He tried to kill me, but my father's sister protected me."

"So that high-maintenance bitch isn't your girlfriend?"

Link shook his head. "And the only reason I always save her is that I was patching up a hole of my father and our mother, but the old man holds grudges."

"So you're the mistake."

"Yup."

We sat there silent for a while, and I realized that I was sitting on his lap. I tried to get up but he sat me back down. We gazed into each other's eyes. And the question popped out my mouth. "Why did you keep me?"

His answer. "I wanted to be your boyfriend."

What he said made me happy and excited, but also overly confused and seriously depressed. "What?"

"You don't want me to be?"

I had no idea what to say, but when I opened my mouth to say something, he interrupted me with a kiss. So gentle and sweet. My first.

He parted from me and my eyes were practically popping out my head. "I love you, Ka'an." He whispered as he hugged me. "Be mine."

My heart raced faster and faster. This didn't feel right. I wanted Link to like me because he wants to. I got up and fixed my mini skirt. I tried to walk away but he grabs my wrist once again and was standing.

"Why are you running from me?" Link sounded like he was hurt. I look back at him and gave him one of my Get-The-Hell-Off-Me-I-Don't-Wanna-Talk-To-You-So-Get-The-Fuck roundhouse kick. I sent him flying into the window of the photo shop, giving myself to runaway. I had to talk to the kids.

Nighttime fell, I'm tired, I couldn't find the kids, we were lost, I avoided Link like hell, I thought I saw a boy that looked just like him, I sprang my ankle, evil pigs chased me, I lost eighty-thousand rupees in an auction, and I saved a lot of money by switching to Gieko. I went on their on-line quotes. I swear it's so easy that a caveman could do it, but the problem is that I don't own a car.

Anyway, I walked into a bar that was above some flea market that belonged to some Eskimo and that's where I saw sailors and some sissy man that screamed when I came in. Since I have a bigger body, the male sailors looked at me like I was delicious eye candy. I didn't return their looks. They might think I want them or something.

Anyway, I skimmed the room and to my surprise the kids were in here. "Ton Ton, Me Me." The kids looked directly at me. Why were they in there anyway?

We walked outside and I was silent. The kids were talking about how much fun they had screwing with the sissy man. I didn't really pay attention. I was too busy thinking about Link. I was confused. I was stopped by the hugs from Ton Ton and Me Me. The way they hugged me was like I was their mother. It was like they felt my pain. Because of that, I knelt down and hugged them back. Although I just met these two, I felt like I known them for the longest time.

Tears escaped my eyes and left a salty trail of water, leading to my chin. I tried so hard to hold them back but they kept on coming.

"Ka'an," I looked at Me Me with my red teary eyes. "When you changed, we did nothing to Link."

"What?"

"We didn't change you. You did it yourself."

""We tricked you in a way, Ka'an," added Ton Ton. "He kept you because he waited for you to change."

"And we were selfish to make you bring us back together," confessed Me Me.

"So, all of those times he went to rescue Zelda…" I began slowly.

"He should tell. You not us."

She was right. He should tell me these things. "Thank you," I was so happy that they told me that.

I arrived on a cliff where a tombstone over looked the sea. It had white flowers that grew before it and the moon was full and positioned behind it. I walked closer to the grave to read the cravings, but I saw a man with golden hair that glowed in the moonlight and a green outfit that I would notice anywhere. "Linky?"

He turned his head and looked at me with his blue eyes. "Ka'an…"

Even then I couldn't look at him. I mean, I could have disarrange his face or something with that kick. He lifted my chin and his face was perfectly fine. He also just looked at me, not saying one word. He didn't have to. His eyes were talking and it pissed me off.

"Dammit, Link! Say something!"

My commit made him do a sight chuckle. "You so cute when you're mad."

I blushed. "Masochist."

"Yup."

A gust of ocean mist blew over us. It made me cold, and my body acted on its own. It looked to Link for warmth and as he to me.

"Link," I said to him as I felt his heart beat.

"Hmmm?" his voice vibrated in my ear.

"I love you."

"I love you too, Ka'an."

He looked into my honey brown eyes and I looked into his sea blue ones. He leaned over and kissed me. His tongue searched around mine so gently and smooth. He pulled me closer to him by my hips, touching the bare skin on my waist with his cold hands put a chill down my spine. He moved his head down to my neck and I had put my head back, letting let out an unexpected moan escaped my throat as Link nibbled on my neck. It seemed like he liked that and I was surprised that I liked that he liked that.

It was the most perfect moment in my life. Well, until a dragon swooped down and took me away from Link. He called my name and I called his as it flew away from with me in its claws. That's all he could do. The dragon had mad a surprise attack.

"Ka'an!"

"Help me, Link!"