The Legend of Zelda: The Legend of the Eternity Jewel

The Legend of Zelda: The Legend of the Eternity Jewel's Disclaimer: I did NOT make some of the charaters of the Legend of Zelda. I only made 2 and the fairy's name.

Wing Six.
Just a little recap. Me and Link started a new journey Saving high-Maintenance Bitch, Zelda. Hoping to find out what and where the Eternity Jewel is. So, we went to go see the queer, Gannondorf, but before we reached his castle a shy, adorable, sissy, oompa loompa looking called Tonaltzintli, or Ton Ton, joined us, and promised me that he would make my secretive wish come true if I helped him find his sister.

Then, after we got the information from the queer, Link made Ton Ton cry, which made us appear in the outer world. Soon after we found… well, I got tackled by Meztli, or Me Me, Ton Ton long lost sister.

Then, Link drooled over my new body, but what things bad was that I was a part of this Jewel and me and the kids would have to die to be come it and I became a mother. Damn…Anyway, after they explained who I was, Link didn't want to continue on with the search, but in the process, he made us get lost on this retarded island and tries to… un… (Blush, blush) Never mind.

While we were alone, some red dragon kidnapped me and took me to some island with a volcano. We went in and I was put in a cage. As I was trying to get out, Zelda and I had a heart to heart in a hate filled way. Then afterwards, the kids came to the rescue and failed. Now Link is here, two of them, and is ready to fight himself and that's were we ended. Oh, and if you want a better recap, read the first five wings, dumbass!

Phew! Anyway, it was the battle of the Links and we wanted to win. "Go Link! Kick his ass!" I cheered without thinking.

Both of their names were Link. So they both smiled at me. Double Link meant a serious blush. They looked at each other.

"Don't look at her!" they both said in unison. "She was talking to me!"

"You're fighting of me!" shrieked Zelda. "So stop it!"

I could tell she was totally jealous because she tackled me. I swear people need to play American football or rugby or something. Anyway, when she tackled me, I got some of the wind knocked out of me and we were rolling towards the molten rocks. The kids tried to come to my rescue but I told them to leave and go somewhere safe.They did as they were told and now I can concentrate on killing Zelda before she kills me.

"DIE! DIE! DIE!"

"Get the hell off of me, you lunatic!"

We almost rolled off the ledge and my shoulder was burning from the heat that radiated from a rocket of magma that shot up. I held Zelda above me as it fell above us. She tried to get free but I kept her in place.

"Let me go!" she demanded with her tears falling on my face and rolling down my cheeks.

"If you're willing to kill someone, then you'll have to have no fear of dieing like me, Princess Zelda."

The magma reached its perfect destination called Zelda. I had to push her off the edge to end her slow death. I heard her scream all the way down and hit the lava. Then some wrinkly hairless guy jumped after this golden ring that was tossed by some guys with hairy feet.

He had hit the river of magma and a sigh of relief filled my chest, but soon after I found myself falling to the magma. I turned my head and saw the duplicate Link clinging onto me. Good thing I had wings. I fluttered then but he was too heavy. I couldn't get on the ledge but I got my hands on it. I tired to kick him off but he kept on crawling on me. I felt my hands slowly slipping. Where was the real Link?

As my last finger was off the ledge, I saw Link come a second to late. He couldn't save me in time. Then, I realized something. Forget him. I had to change back into a fairy. My body glowed a bright silver and I was back a fairy. The duplicate Link joined his crazed creator.

"You're the weakest Link. Good bye!" I said with a salute.

I flew up to Link and saw a disappointed look on his face. He was disappointed that I changed back.

"I had to," I said in a low voice.

BANG!!

Rocks started to fall and the magma rose. The volcano was going to erupt.

"Get on!" said a voice. Me and Link turned to the direction the voice came from. It was the red dragon. As it swooped down, we jumped on and saw the kids on its back.

"Ka'an!" they yelled together.

"What happened?" Ton Ton asked.

"I just needed to be the old me."

"Where do you want to go, youngsters?" asked the dragon as if he was a cab driver.

"Hyrule!" we all said.

We escaped from the mouth of the volcano, nearly caught by the lava. The red dragon dived into the water and then moments later, we arrive in Hyrule. I don't know how but we got there.

"Hey," Link said as we got off the dragon.

"Yeah," I answered.

He paused. "Nothing."

I knew he was lying. I grabbed the root of my wings and ripped them out. It hurt like mother fucker. But it was the only way I could get big again.

His face lighted up like Christmas lights.

"You take care of yourselves," the dragon said as if he was leaving.

"Hey, why don't you stay here?" I asked.

"I don't belong here, nor this world. I have to pass on but I never had to pass on but I never had a chance to. Link, since you have Hyrule in your blood and Zelda is dead, you now are its ruler." The dragon took the form of an elf and he looked almost like Link but with black hair. "Take care." He smiled and disappeared.

I looked at Link. "Who was that?"

"My father," he answered with a smile.

"Oh, he seems like a good person."

"He was a dragon!" Ton Ton pointed out.

"Link," Me Me softly said. "What are going to do now?"

Link looked up at the sky. "Well," he began, "I have no one else protect anymore."

I felt rejected, which made me walk away, but Link grabbed my wrist and pulled me closer to him.

"Except for the kids and their mother."

I smiled and he gave me a long kiss to show how much he cared about me. He loved me.

After that day, everything was great. The kids actually are kids, and they stay with us in the Hyrule Castle. Hyrule seems more peaceful and green. Most of all, me and Link got married and we never been happier. Plus, Gannondorf is now our pet!

Moral of the story:Kill the bitch you hate and take what she owns. Halla!!

THEEND!