The (After)life Of The Party

Author's Note: Last chapter! And it's kind of like an epilogue. I don't know. But I love the title. I think it's perfect. Because the party kind of died and everyone's all messed up and allied and what not. Selina and Joker huh? How do you like that? I thought about tossing her up with Jervis but it just wasn't as funny.

A week had gone by since the big fight or as the rogues had names it "Hiroshima". Selina sat at the bar of the Iceberg Lounge reading the paper. The front page had a picture of Joker and Eddie being hauled away by Gotham PD. They got in a fight outside the mall and Batman nabbed them both. Now they were locked up in Arkham.

Selina tossed the paper over the bar and into the trash. "Poor Harl," she sighed.

"Yeah, poor me," Harley said as she grabbed the stool next to Selina.

They smiled sadly at each other.

"Poor both of you," Ivy joked as she took the stool on Selina's other side.

"So ends my wonderful love affair with The Joker." Selina placed the back of her hand on her forehead and placed the other on her heart.

They all three laughed.

"So, you still with Eddie even though he's locked up at the funny farm?" Ivy asked.

"Yeah, I can wait for him to get out," Harley replied. "You still with Harvey?"

"Uh huh. What's going on with you Selina?" Ivy asked.

"Not too much."

"Just to get things straight, you're all friends again right?" Holly asked as she poured three drinks.

"Yeah," they all replied.

"You're all crazy," Holly laughed. "So where is Harv tonight?"

"He's at home. He's all alone now that Eddie is locked up," Ivy explained.

"Me too," Jervis sighed a couple of stools down. "He's my best friend."

The girls all laughed.

"So, let's agree never to fight again," Harley said.

"I can do that," Selina replied.

"Me too," Ivy cooed. "Now if you'll excuse me, I got to use the ladies room."

When Selina was sure Ivy was out of ear shot she turned to Harley and whispered," When she said Harvey was at home she meant Harvey was at our place. He practically moved in a week ago. And it wasn't on his own, Ivy asked him!"

Harley squealed.

"You told her didn't you?" Ivy asked.

"Sorry, couldn't resist."