Episode 2: Why me? Poor me!
(at the red base)
George: Jerry! Get your ass over here and look at this! What the hell are you doing in there anyway?
(Jerry walks out)
Jerry: It froze George….. it froze and I had to break it off! I am never going to the can in this place again. Goddamn it's cold here. Rest in peace frozen happy stick!
George: Yeah whatever. I've got more important things to do than listen to your life experiences. For God's sake we have a crisis here!
Jerry: You don't mean…?
George: Yes Jerry. The general is coming today. And he's bringing a new recruit with him.
(the scene switches to the blue base)
Manny: Bullor check this out!
(Bullor comes up) Bullor: For God sake Manny, I'm not looking at your frozen spit sculpture again! It's just fucking wrong man!
Manny: It's not that. Although I have been thinking up some new designs for my next piece of art. It's called "Bullor sucks my cock!" I put hard work into that!
Bullor: Okay that was just mean man.
Manny: Yeah… I'm sorry man that was unnecessary.
Bullor: So what did you want jackass?
Manny: Yeah a) fuck you, and b)the general is coming by today with a new recruit.
Bullor: Aw man not another rookie?
Manny: Yeah and no doubt that since he is in standard issue blue he'll be mistaken for the general for god sake.
Bullor: Yeah what a stupid plotline that would be I mean come on!
Manny: Heh heh yeah… Wait a second! What is all this stuff about plotlines and shit? Should I know something?
Bullor: No I just think it would be good to keep these thing within our perspective.
Manny: Now perspectives? What the hell are you talking about man?
Bullor: (nervously) I have to go to the bathroom now. I'll be right back.
Manny: (calling after him) Wait! I need to be enlightened!
Bullor: Meditate!
General: Hello maggots!
Abbal: Oh oh are these the maggots you were talking about on the way over here?
General: Yes Abbal these are the maggots I was talking about! Bunch of disgrace to this fine army of ours!
Manny: Nice to see you too sir…
(Abbal walks up on the base)
Abbal: Oh boy! Now I am taller! I have always wanted to be taller!
(Manny hits Abbal and he falls off the base)
Abbal: Now I am shorter. But I see pretty stars!
Manny: I think we just lost the war. Why me?
(switch over to red base)
George: Oh poor me!
Elaine: Hi guys lets kill those stupid blue assholes!!
Jerry: Just what we need. An annoying girl on our team. I think we just lost the war.
General: Hey. Shut up.
(fade to black)
Elaine: Hey where's my brother?
Abbal: Hey where's my sister?
General/General: Oh shit.
P.S in red vs blue donut is mistaken for sarge because he has the same colour armor. But you already knew that didn't you. Yes you did. Because you are not a douchebag.