Episode 3: Oops
(at red base)
Jerry: So lets get this straight. You assigned a girl to our team. Against her brother?!
General: They were supposed to both come to our base!
George: Of course they were sir. No competent General would have made that mistake. You on the other hand…
Jerry: Hey! Don't insult the General! That's my job.
Elaine: Wait a second. So you're telling me that this cockbite screwed up the orders so that my brother went to the blues? Man what a moron.
George: I think you'll fit in just fine here.
(at blue base)
Manny: Cool. Totally fucking cool. I think that we have a bargaining chip guys.
(Everyone turns to Abbal)
Abbal: Everyone is looking at me. I am the centre of attention. I am special.
(Manny hits him)
Abbal: Oh look. The pretty stars are back. Yea!
Bullor: Why did you hit him?
Manny: I dunno. It felt good.
Bullor: Oh! Let me try!
(Bullor hits Abbal)
Bullor: Wow that did feel good.
Manny: I know.
General: Stop hitting the recruit!
Manny: But sir…
General: Shut up ballsack!
Bullor: Yes sir.
Abbal: My sister is over at the red base?
Manny: Yes Abbal. Your sister is at the red base.
Abbal: Then lets go get her!
General: You can't do that maggot! You're our communications expendable!
Abbal: Huh?
Manny: He means our trading card.
Abbal: Oh. That does not sound good.
Bullor: Of course it doesn't sound good. We haven't had much luck with trading cards in the past. Remember Liz?
Manny: Oh yeah. Man poor Liz.
General/Bullor/Manny: Sigh…
Bullor: Hey…. Where'd the rookie go?
(Abbal is running at red base)
Abbal: Charge!! I'll save you Elaine!!
(fade to black)
Manny: Oh crap there he is.
(Abbal still screaming in the background)
Bullor: Is it really worth it to go save him?
General: I paid 9.95 for him! Unless one of you maggots has that on you…
Manny: (cutting him off) Ok ok we're going we're going. God I hate this fucking war.