The corners of the universe weren't too light. In fact, they were pretty damn dark to be brutally honest. And generally people don't like sitting in dark corners. That is why nobody did it. Well, almost nobody.
"I am not pleased!" 02 yelled angrily.
One year ago, Ribbon and Kirby had poked 02 in the eye with a lot of purple crystals and he was not able to take over the universe like he wanted to. Then again, 02 woke up and said he was not pleased almost every day lately. Living in a small, dark corner of the universe does that to you though. The small eyeball globs of dark matter floated around him worriedly, trying to cheer him up. Then, one of them had an idea. One so obvious, he was amazed 02 didn't think of it himself. This one blob of dark matter's name was Rol.
"Excuse me sir…" Rol said nervously "But why don't we just attack the planets again? It has been a while and I'm sure no one would expect it…"
02 had again been distracted by his many images of eyeballs on the wall.
"Sir… Can you, um, please ignore your eyeball fetish for a moment and listen to me for a sec…." Rol softly questioned.
Rol cringed as 02 angrily turned around, his tail slowly pivoting over the ground.
"I- IT'S NOT A FETISH" 02 stuttered, filled with a nervous rage.
Many of the globs of dark matter softly chuckled behind 02's back as he closed in on Rol. Rol was afraid he wasn't going to be hanging around here for much longer.
"No one makes a fool of me, especially not my underlings!" 02 screeched.
"Well um, Kirby didn't have much of a problem making a fool of you." Rol questly said in response.
Many of the blobs burst into heavy laughter behind 02. 02 closed on Rol.
"You best learn to control your mouth" 02 said, his voice dark and angry.
"We don't have mouths…"
Meanwhile…
"Kirby, aren't you worried dark matter is going to come back soon? It HAS been a year." Waddle dee asked
"Not really."
"He's bound to come back soon, you know…"
"That's nice."
"You won't be ready for him when he gets here…"
"Not caring."
Waddle dee sighed.
"Hey…" Kirby said.
"What?" Waddles asked.
"How do you talk without a mouth?"
Waddle dee put his hand to his face and shook his head.
"Great, our planet is in the hands of an idiot…"