A/N: I've decided to finish writing this fanfic first before getting to work on the Rozen Maiden fanfic. Updates will come maybe every 2-4 weeks tops.

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Chapter 02: First Volunteer Members

Kyon took a big breath to prepare him for that torment to come. His sweat was already cold and his heart was accelerating needlessly; typical signs of nervousness or anxiety. Seconds passed and Kyon was still too nervous to simply turn his head back and talk to Haruhi. Until a second later, he forcefully mustered all of the courage left in him from that morning and deftly turned his head around to speak to her, knowing that nothing will happen if he just sat there like a model on a photo shoot.

"Hey, Haru…hi…?"

The world ground to a halt. She wasn't at her table. Kyon felt so stupid after all that emotional conflict. He sighed and thought of the possible places to go where Suzumiya would likely be in and not cause any trouble. He thought for a while, crossing his arms in both annoyance and concentration. Several seconds passed until it became a couple of minutes. His eyebrows twitched in frustration at the only place he could come up.

"Of all places to go without raising hell, it HAD to be the clubroom…" Kyon thought while walking towards the door. His eyes were closed, reflecting on past experiences he'd given up his time… and money just to satisfy Haruhi's almost-impossible demands. And also, past experiences that was definitely going to his "Times When I Almost Pissed My Pants" portfolio. He stopped walking just before he had exited the classroom, scanning the room that had made him walk through hell and back. He remembered Haruhi's shocking introduction, Ryoko Asakura and Yuki Nagato's fight, when they filmed several scenes at the classroom for an amateur movie, and other quite embarrassing memories. He smiled and proceeded to walk-out of the classroom; his mind still pondering over unforgettable memories

As he exited the classroom, still thinking about past memories, he came to an abrupt stop. An immense feeling of malice instantly coveted him. There, in front of him, stood a girl, most probably an upperclassman. A pair of piercing light-yellow eyes gazed at him, giving the vibes of death all around it. The girl had unusual dark-grey hair that magnified her horrific presence, even though her body was very… curvaceous… sexy in fact. But even then, she felt too evil to approach… and she was blocking the door.

Kyon tried to think of the most possible answer to this feeling. A few thoughts came to mind including a certain Integration Thought Entity, a certain association of espers, and certain time-traveling folks. Kyon wanted to sigh in defeat for not figuring the situation out but, he had not time; the girl was walking closer to him! His heart raced while his mind subconsciously took notes of the girl's good traits: Her moderately long grey hair; her body, which was obviously finely toned and very… curvy; her bright yellow eyes that flashed a lot of emotion behind it. It seemed as though she was European or somewhere along those lines. And her face and chest… oh so delicate indeed…

He suddenly snapped back to the normal world when the aura of evil got too intense. He scolded himself, yelling, "What are you thinking!?"

"Who the hell are you!?" Kyon yelped while barely trying to get out of an imaginary border from the girl to avoid her endangering presence. He looked behind the girl to see if Nagato or Itsuki would be there to introduce her; but he found none. At that, he didn't notice that another person was behind him until he gently bumped onto that person. He paused, thinking of the horror that was about to come and, at the same time, he was preparing to yell at the person behind him if it was anyone he knew, especially if it was Taniguchi. A bad feeling welled up inside him a moment later and a slightly cold hand was placed on his shoulder as if trying to comfort him.

"Well, hello there, Kyon-kun," said the man behind him.

Kyon looked around to see a dashingly handsome young man with jet-black eyes and messy brown hair staring at him. They were equal in height but Kyon felt inferior compared to the person in front of him. He paused and felt time stand still and, before he knew it, the girl earlier was already beside him, looking at him with her bright eyes of malice. A feeling that resembled something like being sucked by a vacuum cleaner enveloped him. Kyon looked back at the male student beside him cautiously. The man smiled at him tenderly, sending shivers down Kyon's backbone. "We… need to talk…"

Kyon's eyebrows twitched and furrowed in disbelief from what he just heard. Just in front of him, the student who introduced himself as 'Shura' smiled at him, just like how a certain esper always does. And beside Shura was the girl he introduced as 'Sarah', who was doing something that Kyon always had thought only happened in animes centered on sadist or master-servant themes; she was hugging Shura's left arm without a care in the world; her face and closed eyes showing her obvious contentedness.

"Did I hear you right?"

"Yes, you did, Kyon-kun"

"Would you stop addressing me as 'Kyon-kun', it's embarrassing."

"As you wish, Kyon-kun."

Kyon was a bit frustrated at his ignorance; pretty much like that certain esper again. But, besides that…

"You… want to… join 'THE' SOS Brigade???" Kyon grunted after saying the last word. He kept repeating that question inside his head over and over. He wanted a straightforward confirmation from the guy in front of him; but he simply nodded, adding to his annoyance. But the issue of someone joining the crazy club Haruhi made wasn't the issue. It was because of the warning Nagato told him earlier on.

Yuki had warned him that anyone who would join the club would have a 97.127612761… (whoa!) chance of being a supernatural being. This didn't made Kyon any more comfortable knowing that another life-twister has appeared right in front of him. Judging from past experiences, whenever something new comes up, they would always bring Kyon one hell of a time running for his reason and life.

Kyon sighed. His head hurt from all the thinking over things he didn't really understand; aliens, time travelers, espers, etc. He wanted to believe that they really didn't exist. He did. Until he realized that his life wouldn't be fun without them. He thought about the fun and usually embarrassing things they've done; the movie filming; the school festival concert; the distribution of flyers at the school gates. None of them would have happened without Haruhi Suzumiya. And now, Kyon thought, what are these jokers supposed to be? Are they aliens? Are they vampires? Or are they secret agents? Kyon slightly hated himself for being really excited to find out what they were. He had to admit to himself that he likes his life the way it is now; chasing the unnatural, supernatural, UFOs and whatnot, despite spending a hell of a lot of money like some kind of joke. And, he had Haruhi to thank for all of it. He took his present thoughts into consideration; he smiled and allowed himself to be led by Haruhi's example.

He stood up from his seat and briefly looked at his watch. He still had a lot of time left.

"Well, let's go to the clubroom then." Kyon extended his arm out to Shura, who had a relatively curious look on him, and smiled. A brief moment of silence took over before he smiled too and took Kyon's hand.

"Yes. Let's do that…"

Kyon could've sworn he saw Sarah look at him menacingly; as if she was going to kill him…

Kyon shivered at that thought. The last thing that he wanted would be catching the predatory eyes of a potential maniacal killer.

'I'm only holding on to his hand, dammit!' Kyon thought aggressively, determined not to be pushed around by her like what Haruhi does habitually.

The death-stare was broken when Kyon released Shura's hand. It looks as if she was angry that he's touching Shura. Shura, on the other hand, continued to display his annoying smile like nothing's going on. Kyon tried to laugh it off; Sarah's mean stare mainly. He looked back at Sarah, who was now standing upright but was till clinging on to his arm. A thought of how good they looked together crossed his mind. However, determined to get them off his back, Kyon ignored all other thoughts and led them to the clubroom.

"SOS Brigade's

Clubroom Unavailable

Self-Activity Day

-Chief"

Kyon couldn't believe it. The clubroom was locked smack-dab in the middle of the day. No Asahina-san displaying her usual innocence; no Itsuki displaying his irritating smile; no Nagato displaying her blank look on a book that she's reading; and most surprising, no Haruhi displaying herself! But Kyon had to admit, she was still at it. She even stated that the clubroom is the property of the SOS Brigade when it is really the Literature Club who owns it. Now that he thought about it, that incident was another fun memory he had along with the computer blackmailing.

"So, I guess we're not signing in today…" said Shura with his usual rich-type accent and calmness. Kyon felt particularly bad about it. Not because he'd taken the new student's time to walk almost half-way through the school, no. He felt bad because he had taken HIS own time to walk half-way through the school. So there was no way he'd go back to the classroom all the way after that. He started calmly knocking at the door, already planning to increase his strength in knocking if nobody answered.

Just then, Haruhi opened the door with a smirk on her face. Her gaze scanned through Shura and Sarah before finishing at Kyon. Haruhi heard Kyon grumble when she stared at him for well over ten seconds. Her smirk turned to a smile as she broke the uneasy silence in the air.

"Who are these two?"

Kyon sighed and answered reluctantly.

"They said they wanted to join the club."

"Well, I'm sorry but I don't have a list of the clubs in this school."

"No, Haruhi. They want to join THIS club."

"Oh..."

Another moment of merciless silence took over as Haruhi struggled to verify what Kyon just said. Having new members was certainly not one of her business or one of her hopes, however, having new members would certainly intrude or at the least, affect their growing relationship. Well, the great Haruhi Suzumiya wasn't going to let that happen in the name of hers. She took Kyon's hand and dragged him inside the clubroom. She locked the door and pinned Kyon to the wall.

"Are they serious? Kyon."

"I don't know. But know this, I am serious about what they said."

Haruhi looked slightly irritated when she heard him. She pushed her head closer to his. Her eyes became a bit more menacing than they already were.

"Alright, I'll let them join because of the fact that I think they may be special. But..."

Before Haruhi finished her condition, she violently pulled Kyon's head to a passionate kiss. She felt him flinch but she didn't give him enough time to recover. She chanced a moment and swiftly slid her tongue inside of his mouth and wrestled with his own. Haruhi tried her darnest to push her body against his to achieve maximum contact on him. Her heart was literally on full throttle. The kiss lasted for a brief twenty or so seconds that seemed longer than it was. Both of them were gasping for much needed oxygen with their faces flushed.

"...I wont let them get between us, understand?"

Kyon managed to giggle his way out of showing his red face. Haruhi gently smiled and proceeded to unlock the door and signal the other two to come in.

"So, you two want to join the SOS Brigade, huh? Do ya' think you've got what it takes?" Haruhi proudly asked, back to her old arrogant self. Shura simply nooded while still wearing his already-familiar smile. Sarah didn't even budge at all.

"That's more like it!" Haruhi exclaimed while handing them both a thesis to fill out. A large smile was glowing on her face.

Shura was practically blazing through his paper while Sarah only started on hers once Shura was done with his, though with an almost equal amount of speed. At that moment, the others (Itsuki, Nagato, and Asahina) entered the clubroom at the same time.

"Oh, I thought this clubroom was unavailable. I felt a bit troubled when I noticed it wasn't locked," Itsuki explained, now with his constant smile. Kyon thought that the smile must've been glued on to him. Itsuki took a seat at the right side of the table and started to wonder about the two new faces. Asahina excused herself from the room holding on to the maid costume that probably cost Haruhi a fortune to buy to change at the nearby comfort room. Nagato was now, again, on her chair at the corner with another book on her hands.

Itsuki stood up and picked up a board game of Othello and signaled Kyon to play. Kyon, who was desperate to find something to do, nodded and sat across him at the table.

"So, you two are going to be new members of this club?" Itsuki asked curiously, although his curiosity was well hidden behind his smile. Kyon saw right through it. "If so, then nice to meet you. My name is Itsuki Koizumi." Itsuki gave his friendly hand to Shura while his other hand was placing the pieces and turning others on the board game. "The girl behind you would be Nagato Yuki and the young lady who just went out would be Asahina Mikuru."

Shura raised his head and offered his smile in return. Kyon felt very uncomfortable being near two male students with such awkward smiles.

"Yes, nice to meet you too, Itsuki-kun"

Kyon could almost feel Itsuki's discomfort in being addressed like that. Haruhi, on the other hand, was now at the computer, updating their site's member list.

Shura stood up and gave the papers to Haruhi slowly. He turned around and gave a friendly gesture to Nagato, who only responded with a single nod.

"Looks like these two would be getting along like a plant and loam soil," Kyon thought, assuring himself of the peaceful future of the club.

"Now, may I ask, what is your name?" Itsuki asked. Shura paused for a while, answering when Itsuki let off a figurative tone off his mouth.

"My name is... Asuka Shura."

"Viel Sarah"

Kyon still had his eyes closed. He wondered why it got so silent all of a sudden. He opened his eyes to see Itsuki with a very, very, VERY rare-to-see alerted look on his face. A menacing stare took over as he glared at Shura, who seemed to be unaffected by the change in the atmosphere. Kyon looked at Nagato and saw another disturbing sight. Nagato had her book closed and had an even rarer angry look on her face. Haruhi, on the other hand, was still at the computer, unaware of the change of pace. Kyon felt very uncomfortable.

What was it that made these two usually-calm supernatural beings so surprised and menacing?

Thankfully, the bell rang, signaling the end of lunch break. Haruhi doused the place with her overpowering aura of energetic spirits.

"Right, guys! See you later!" Haruhi yelled, grabbed Kyon's tie, and dragged him out of the clubroom, flying like a kite behind her. Kyon could distinctly see Itsuki leaving the room, still with his out-of-character look. followed by Shura and Sarah.

Kyon sighed. His hopes of a peaceful future was now put to the test. His mind was already tired and begging to skip the next class. Looking up, he saw a ray of hope. Dark brown strands tied at their base, flowing freely behind their roots.

"Haruhi..."

"What is it, Kyon?"

"You look cute... with a ponytail..."

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Umm... This chapter is a bit longer so I hope you enjoy. Now, about Shura and Sarah (who has now made their debut), they are also out-of-this-world beings but I ain't telling what they are. But they DO have something in common with espers. Chapter 03, on its way!