"DIE!" Rage infusioned shout
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"I'm sure it was around!" Taka growled in annoyance slashing a Hellhound in the legs with Reckoning sending it to the ground before jamming the Hestia Sword into it's head.
"Master Taka on your left!" Lili shouted using her Little Ballista a volley of arrows soared through the air hitting several Bad Bats killing them on the spot. Jumping to the left as she drew Ushiwakamaru jamming the knife into a passing Almiraj. "I don't see it."
Seeing there sneak attack fail the Almiraj were distracted missing the shadow looming over them.
"Got your back Little Bit!" Welf shouted cutting down the Almiraj with his Greatsword. "You sure it was here Taka?"
Jumping over sending a Lighting Bolt into a hoard of the white rabbits. "No... not even gonna lie."
"WHAT!" Both Welf and Lili shouted. "HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHERE OUR STUFF IS!"
"Yeah I was tired, carrying you both and bleeding out cut me some slack!" Taka shouted in his defense.
THUD THUD THUD
As the trio continued to argue loud foot steps echoed through the dungeon causing the remaining monsters to scurry away. The loud stomping got closer causing rocks to fall to the ground as the beast grew closer.
Standing before the group was a Minotaur. Eyeing the trio before it the monster gave a bellowing roar.
Rather then fear or even shock the trio just looked annoyed, Taka taking it one step further by even sighing at the monster.
"Alright this is a bust." Taka massaged the bridge of his nose with his thumb and index finger. "Let's kill this guy then go home, maybe it'll have an item drop." sword raised at the ready.
"RIGHT!"
With that the three charged to the monster hoping to get something from all this.
[-Dungeon-]
The three downtrodden now were now drowning their sorrows of the failed expedition at the Hibachitei bar.
"Well that could have gone better." Taka said he downed what's left of his drink.
"Can say that again." Welf downed his drink before slammin his mug. "Danmit I was hoping to find at least one of our packs."
"Such a waste! All that work and only some magic stones to show for it." Lili whined as well slumping onto the table.
Deciding to change the subject Taka turned to the blacksmith of the group. "So Welf how's my armour looking?" Taka rested his chin on the table.
Rubbing his own chin in thought. "Hmm a few days or so." he said a familiar measuring tape in his hands sent a shiver down Taka's spine.
Lili looked between the members of her party hearing about this particular from Hestia when she first joined the familia. A smile was hidened behind her mug, oh she needed to be there for that.
Her captain would definitely need a hands on touch by his supporter.
Unbeknowest to the trio a group eyed them with smiles full of malice.
"WHHA WHAA! Listen to the babies crying!" a voice condescendingly mocked complete with fake baby cries.
Looking to the voice Taka rolled his eyes in annoyance at the runt walking up to him. "Oh Hestia, Apollo's twerp again."
Walking up to the table wearing the Apollo uniform was a familiar Pallum raising his arms wide rather everyones attention. "Oh we lost our stuff boo woo. I don't care what any of you said, your a bunch of cowards you probably just ran away once you saw a real monster."
As he continued to rant and rave the adventurering trio all in varying sets of emotion. If looks could this guy would have died a dozen times over with the way Welf and Lili were glaring at him with gritted teeth.
"I can't say I'm surprised I mean look at your party a Blacksmith that can't sell his wears, a supporter who can't even hack it in her own familia so she needs to join another."
No one knew how Taka was feeling as his hair was currently covering his eyes. Much to everyones surprise Taka got up making his way to the talking Pallum.
Eyes closed Luan didn't see the impending doom that made it's way toward him.
"You know I heard a little rumor that certain birdy just went to level 3, what load that is in fact I he just hides away, running from monsters and that giant floppy boobed runt you call a Goddess just lied to everyone. More boobs then brains I say."
Completely in his own world Luan began walking around doing whatever he could to garner the attention of the adventuring patrons.
"In fact I bet with a few Valis I could get her to... UUUUFFFF!" as he continued to rant until he crashed into a solid wall. Looking up Luan sees Taka still with an unreadable look on his face.
For a brief moment a look of shock covered the Pallum's face before being replaced with a smug face.
What's wrong Dodo?" he said shit eatting grin knowing something about to happen. Just needed a little push then everything will go as God Apollo wished.
"SUCH A CUTE WITTLE BOY!"
Much to his surprise Taka's hand clasped onto his head rubbing it affectionately.
"LITTLE!" Luan shouted in surprise.
"Welf look at him he's so wittle, holy shit I think Lili's taller then him."
Welf smiled at this reaction. "So what is Little Bit wittle and cute to?" he teased completely ignoring as Lili tried putting him in a head lock
Taka's face took a completely serious look. "Nah she's short and sexy like Goddess Hestia it's different." after that he was all smiles again. "This little guy is just a cute wittle baby."
"EEEEPPPPP!" in one motion Lili released Welf falling back into her chair a tomato colored blush on her face.
"Hey bar-keep do you have any milk the wittle boy over here needs it to growup big and strong like a big boy."
"You Bastard!" Luan shouted pushing himself away glaring up at Taka seething with rage. "I am not a..."
"Oh so cute! The wittle boy is throwing a tantrum." Luan's cheek was pinched as Taka cooed as one would a baby.
THWAK!
Taka's laughter ended as looking down a fist was slammed into his stomach.
"DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME!" Luan howled completely missing the irony.
Taka lifted his head upward looking to the sky as a small smile formed on his face. "SELF-DEFENSE!" was all he said a his fist rocketed out sending the Pallum through the air into the wall opposite of them.
In the span of a second while two members of the Apollo Familia went to there Pallum comrade while the rest surrounded Taka.
Taka rased his hands in mock surrender. "Hey we all saw him attack me." Smirk covering his face.
Stepping up to his fellow Captain Hyakinthos pointed to the side. "What about him?"
Shifting his gaze Taka's eyes widened at the sight before him. Welf punching one of the Apollo Familia's members in the face as he tossed another over his shoulder. "Danmmit Welf." rolling his eyes in annoyance he was unprepared for the three punches in the face followed by a kick to the ribs.
Jumping to his feet Taka jumps back dodging an incoming stomp by another party member only to recieve a quick jab followed with an uppercut for his trouble.
Rolling over the back of another adventurer locking his arm with his own, Taka tossed him into an adventurer sneaking up on Welf.
At this moment Lili popped out from behind a table smacking the conscious adventurer with a mug knocking him out.
Turning back to Hyakinthos who hadn't moved from the initial assault locking eyes with each other. Without a word the two charged at the other with murder in their eyes. This would end today.
"HEY THAT'S ENOUGH!" a voice shouted stopping everyone in the bar brawl. Turning to the voice everyone froze at the sight standing before them before members of the Loki Familia of Bete (who was focused more on Taka then anyone), a smirking Tione, Tiona and worst of all Ais who looked as impassive as ever.
Straighting his suit out Hyakinthos after only a moment looked as pristine as always. "Alright everyone lets go." Without another word the familia quickly got up and exited the bar.
The last to leave Hyakinthos walked past Taka with a glare that said. "This isn't over."
Taka matched his glare with his own.
The air was tense for a moment until they were sure the other familia had left before releasing the breathe they were holding not sure they could have actually won this violent bout.
[-Dungeon-]
"Really Taka what's up the Apollo Familia everytime you level up they always want to fight you." Hestia growled out as she applied ointment to her childs face.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" through gritted teeth Taka looked to his party. "Welf what the hell!?"
Welf was a little banged up since he'd been a level two for a while he held his own pretty well. "Sorry man it's just that guy wouldn't shut-up with his crap... OWW Little Bit!"
Lili smirked as she applied ointment to a particularly open wound. "Master Welf you're an idiot."
"It's fine all they can do is blame themselves for not keeping track of their childern." Hestia said before jumping into Taka's arm. "How about a reward for doing so well." she said suggestively.
"Hussy Goddess!" Lili shouted making a grab for Hestia inadvertently getting a handful of her breasts that were so soft that her hands sunk into them, yet springy at the same time, and despite their sheer size and weight, so perky.
Goddess really were a breed apart. Lili did her best to contain her jealousy at the busty Head of her Familia compared to her own.
"Hey stop touching those." Hestia rolled around getting her off before lunging at the Pallum at the waist while grabbing her own handful of the shorter girl's backside. "Only Taka can touch those!" she shouted while digging her fingers into the supporters bubble butt.
"Never boring huh Taka?" Welf asked.
Taka's eyes were wide at the sight of two girls wrestling in the most erotic display he never knew he needed. "Wouldn't change it for the world."
[-Dungeon-]
"You got into a fight with the Apollo Familia." Eina growled out in annoyance at the news she just heard.
Taka merely shrugged his shoulder nonchalantly. "Hey in my defense they attacked first, I was defending myself."
"Be that as it may you should remember to tread lightly the Apollo Familia is not a group you should be messing with." Eina wagged her finger. "They are a familia of a hundred strong after all."
All humor was gone as Taka's face had a look of pure contempt. "I'm fully aware of what Apollo and his fluckies can do." Getting up the rogue adventure grabbed his Valis began walking away.
"Be careful Mr. Helmer." her only response was Taka throwing up two fingers.
Once out into the hallway any good mood Taka held quickly died down once coming face-to-face with members of the Apollo Familia.
Clearing her thought a familiar red head holds out a sealed envolope with an even more familiar seal from the Apollo Familia. "Taka Helmer pass this along to your Goddess." Daphne Lauros said as her friend Cassandra Ilion looked on shyly.
"Daphne, Cassandra." Taka greeted with as much enthusiasm as one would getting a tooth pulled. "Thanks we needed more toilet paper."
"Asshole!" Daphne growled out while she knew of the animosity Taka had for her familia it was no excuse for this attitude. While she thought this deep down she knew it was a lie to help herself sleep knowing she had a hand in Taka's downfall.
"That is a formal invitation from Master Apollo himself. It will be in three days." Cassandra said before jumping behind her friend knowing Taka's (ATTACK ON SIGHT) mindset when it came to her familia it would be even worse now that he was the same level as her Captian the strongest of her familia.
"Not that we actually care if you come to the banquet or not." she quickly added.
As they were about to walk away Daphne turned around giving Taka a look of indifference. "You have my sympathy." with that the two began walking away.
"Your sympathy." Taka watched the two walking away before nodding his head at what he was about to do.
"Hey Daphne!"
Hands now in his pockets Taka walked over to the two adventurers. He came to an abrupt stop once a foot away. "Tell Apollo if wants me at one of his weird orgies then get off his lazy ass, do it himself and let his spineless goons do it for him." Saying his piece Taka turned around walking away.
[-Dungeon-]
-Status-
Taka Helmer
Level 3
Strength: E 404
Endurance: F 373
Dexterity: E 402
Agility: E 404
Magic: F 300
Abnormal Resistance: I
Hunter: H
Magic:
-Lighting Bolt-
Skills:
/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/
Last Leave- You attain the pinnacle of resilience in battle. Keep 1 HP even after taking a critical hit.
Double Strike- Every Second hit does increased damage.
Liliruca Arde
Level 2
Strength: I 37
Endurance: I 59
Dexterity: I 11
Agility: I 21
Magic: I 7
Abnormal Resistance: I
Magic:
-Cinder Ella-
Skills:
Artel Assist
Command Call
There was a moment of silence as the Familia of three sat on the bed in there base.
"YOU JUST LEVELED UP, HOW DID YOU GET SO STRONG SO FAST!" Both Hestia and Lili shouted in unison.
Taka had a faraway look on his face.
"Hey Ais how about a spar, I'll buy you lunch after?"
Ais nodded her head leaning the way to somewhere more private.
"Push-ups, sit-ups and plently of juice." Taka said clearly not believing this himself. The double deadpanned he recieved only confirm this. Scratching the back of his head Taka asked a question while looking at his status sheet. "Hey Goddess what the heck I gained two skills?"
The look dropped as a somber feeling covered the Goddess. "No Double Strike came with the level up, Last Leave activated when the Black Goliath..." she let the comment hang in the air.
Reading the room Lili decided to pull focus onto her. "So Apollo?" asking the unsealed envolope in her hand.
Snatching the envolope Hestia glared at it, both childern thinking her title of Sacred Eternal Fire wasn't just for show.
"What are you planning Apollo?" Hestia thought knowing the God of the Sun was always working some kind of angle. Always putting his vices above everything else. "Taka were going!" Hestia declared boldly jumping on top of the bed.
Taka looked up at Hestia, then Lili, then back to Hestia, once more to Lili and finally staying on Hestia. "How bout... NO!"
Hestia did all she could to avoid falling off the bed in shock. While Taka and Lili did all they could to avoid staring at her bodaciously large and perky tits as they bounced as Hestia righted herself.
"Why not! Apollo is hosting a party it's the perfect chance to find out what he's planning." Hestia argued. "I've known Apollo for centuries and I know he can't miss a chance to brag about anything."
Nodding his head Taka had to agree with that logic if there was ever a God willing to brag about their grand plans it would be Apollo. "Yeah sounds great, but I got plans."
"What Plans!?"
Without missing a beat Taka pointed to the side where his temp adventurer gear layed, a thin leather armor with chain mail underneath. "Welf said it should be ready in like 2-3 days."
"TAKA!" That was the only warning the adveturer got as Hestia dived off the bed landing on Taka looking him dead in the eyes.
"Trust Me."
It was only two words to a normal person, but for Taka it was his goddess begging him to have faith in her. After all the crap he put her through she still stuck with him, she may have been a newer Goddess but she could have still found someone to join her familia instead she hitched herself to his wagon 'Taka the Rouge Adventurer' but here she was helping him fight in a battle against her own kind. Now here she was begging him to do this, who was he to say no.
"Fine let's to this." he said small smile this grew as Hestia wrapped her arms around him.
"Oh Taka! Everythings gonna be great just you wait." The Goddess squealed in delight it didn't hurt that the invitation said each God/Goddess could only bring one plus one (Pfth Sorry Lili). "I'm so proud of you. You desever a reward for agreeing for this."
Lili could only smile at the this act don't get her wrong she hated how close the two were being but this time she let it slide. This was definitely something she wouldn't find at her old familia that prioritizes money and Soma's Wine above all else.
This moment was brief as Hestia grabbed Taka's face leaning forward her lips puckered as her eyes began to close.
"Hey what are you doing?!"
Before Taka could say anything Hestia leaned forward engulfing his face in her breasts silencing him. With a flirty smile she turned to the supporter. "Isn't it obvious I'm rewarding my child."
Gritting her teeth at the simple response. "Well cut it out that's not the kind of behavior of a Goddess!" Lili growled irritated at the act. "I bet he doesn't even like that." arms crossed a blush covering her face.
Giggling Hestia began sliding back and forth on his chest her massive melons bouncing along. "Oh please! This is my child I've known him longer then anyone else like for a fact he has a thing for big tits." the goddess said smuggly. "But you don't have that problem do you?"
That didn't get to her, she was better then that, that didn't get to her... Okay it did get to her. A fire burned in Lili's eyes as one twitched as she grabbed Taka's hand placing it open palm on her sizable behind, what Lili lacked in breasts she made up for a very plump, curvy perky bottom.
She only held his hand for a moment before he began groping the cheek himself. She looked to her new goddess with a look of satisfaction.
"As his Partner I think I know Master Taka as well if not better then you, Goddess." despite the blush on her face Lili's smirk never faded.
"Oh Yeah!" Dropping the ribbon Hestia grabbed Taka's other hand placing it on her breast. "Even before you showed up Taka couldn't get enough of these, always sneaking peaks at them all he had to do was ask!"
Finally managing to sit up Taka tried to deescalate the situation. "Okay I think we need to calm..." he was cut off as Lili in a moment of anger and boldness leaned forward silencing with a kiss. The kiss lasted only a second but felt like an hour as Lili pulled back the two locking eyes as neither spoke a word.
There eyes widened as the feeling of the devine engulfed the room, the two slowly looked to the source only spotting Hestia whose head was down her hair obscuring part of her face.
"T-Taka." a lone tear fell down the Goddess of Hearth's cheek. "Mine."
"Huh?"
"That kiss... TAKA'S FIRST KISS WAS MINE!" with that Hestia shoved Lili off the bed before looking to her first child with an intense gaze. "Now were gonna have to due something else, hope your tongues is ready Taka."
That night Taka knew the true might of an amorous Goddess.
Author's Note
Decided to make smaller chapters hope that means I can update faster.
First status update since like the first chapter sorry about that I kept forgetting to do one. If your curious Bell's Status would be lower then canon basically rather then that SS to SSS crap he just levels up at S.