.

Ruby blinked, looking from side to side. Wondering where she was. I look at herself.

Combat clothing- Checked

Crescent Rose- Checked

Healthy body and no injuries- Checked

Blake blinked, looked around, wondering where he was. He analyzed the situation.

Jacket Suit- Checked

Bow- Checked

His weapon- Checked

Health and no harm to the body- Checked

Yang blinked, looked at the place where he was. He couldn't recognize anything. He thought for a moment.

Hangover - No

Drugs in the body- No

Damage taken- No

Gauntlets- Yes

Qrow blinked and put his hand to his belt, took out his flask and took a big swallow, felt how the alcohol burned his throat, and sighed. He looked around and tried to figure out where he was.

It was reviewed:

There were no signs of anal dilation, all correct.

"Qrow."

"Ozpin, do you know where we are?"

"It looks like a movie theater." Ozpin looked around and could see several people sitting in some seats, they all seemed the same or even more confused than him.

"Team RWBY!" Ozpin yelled.

Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, and Yang Xia Long all looked at him and each other.

"YANG!"

"RUBY!"

"DIRECTOR!"

"DONKEY!"

"WHAT!" Everyone looked at the screen of the place, in front of it was a very strange being.

"THAT GRIMM SPOKE!" Weiss screamed.

"AMAZING!" Ruby exclaimed.

"He doesn't look like a Grimm, he's more like a little devil." Qrow said curious.

"I am nothing of what you think, nor am I with Salem." The RWBY team got confused with the latter. While Qrow and Ozpin tensed and alerted.

"What is a Salem?" Ruby asked innocently.

The little being shrugged. "What is a Ruby?"

Ruby didn't understand, she pointed a finger at herself and said. "I am a Ruby."

"One Salem is one Salem . . ."

"What is a Salem and what are you?" Yang asked.

"Salem is a person... I think, I'm not a Remnant expert. I'm more of a Ninja."

Qrow interrupted before Ruby could speak. "Talk fast, what are you? Where are we? And why do you know Salem?"

They all stared at the being in front of the screen. The light in the room came on, everyone could see the room better, which was mostly red. They also got a better look at that thing.

She was around 130 Centimeters tall, wearing a purple colored cloak around her body, it seemed to be torn at the end. She had a humanoid form, but quite cartoonish, her legs were black and very short, or at least what was seen of them. Her head was a large white helmet with large circular holes, which acted as eyes, inside those holes there was only darkness.

It had horns that measured around 10 centimeters, on its back it carried what looked like a sword but they couldn't see it well.

"I am Lo que Pienso."

"Do you call yourself that?" Ozpin asked interested and quite curious.

"Yes, you can tell me Loque or just what."

"That doesn't answer the other questions."

"We are in my Kingdom. And the reason why I know it is Salem, I could say that I know many things."

"Many things?" Ruby asked.

They could swear that What I think smiled, but they could not know it because his face was expressionless. "Of course Ruby Rose, daughter of Taiyang and Summer Rose. Born on October 31, lover of."

"WHAT!" Yang screamed. She was quickly surrounded by chains, gagged and silenced.

"Cookie and strawberry lover." Yang was embarrassed, she had misunderstood things. She was unleashed, as if the being knew what he was thinking. "Age 15 years, height 155 centimeters and 27 millimeters. Left-handed. Does that prove enough?"

'It's good that I read the Wiki'

"Other than you being a stalker, very little." Weiss said something terrified, that little being, he knew a lot of things and it seemed like he knew everything about them.

"I'M NOT A STALKER!" Shouted Loque angrily, there were already enough people calling him that.

"You seem so to me." Blake added quietly.

"I am a being from a higher plane!"

Ozpin widened his eyes, straightened up and asked, now in a much more respectful way. "Are you one of the Brother Gods?"

Qrow visibly tensed and began to sweat.

"No."

Qrow and Ozpin sighed and relaxed.

"I am a more powerful being."

Qrow and Ozpin now tensed much more.

"A-Are you a God?" I ask Weiss stutter. "Sorry to offend you!"

"I'M NOT A GOD AND CALM DOWN I'M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU!"

Everyone visibly calmed down. And this time it was Ruby who asked. "Then what are you?"

"As I said, I am a being from a higher plane, it is very complicated to explain. But researching your world and after much thought I found a good metaphor."

Qrow, seeing that there would be no danger, sat down on one of the seats. "What kind of metaphor?"

"Let's say you guys are an anime."

"WE ARE AN ANIME, THAT'S GREAT!" Ruby screams excitedly, being the lead in an anime sounded great.

"They are not!" What I think I sigh, they don't know how, because it doesn't have a mouth. "Let's imagine that you are an anime, as you know in anime many times people make their own versions. And these versions can be very similar or completely different from the original. Some versions cross different animes. I dedicate myself to that. I observe the infinite possibilities created by people like me, AUTHORS. And I can also get to write and create my own realities."

"In short, you write fanfics." Blake said something funny.

"Yes, I write Fanfics. I am an Author and I can change the order of your universe. Would you like a tail?"

"WHAT!" Blake yelled, look at the lower part of his back and now there was a long cat tail. He wobbled a bit. And he tried to move it, it was a strange sensation.

"If you're good, you can keep it."

"Take it off me, NOW!"

"It's fine."

The tail disappeared. Blake calmed down.

"Mr. Lo que Pienso, why did you bring us here?" Ruby asked watching Blake's tail disappear.

"Please don't call me sir. I'm probably the youngest in the room. But, back to your question. I was bored and I wanted you to see another reality, I'd like to see your reactions. I want us all to have fun!"

"Really?" Ozpin asked cautiously.

"Yep. I don't have any bad intentions. My darkest intention with you is to laugh at your reactions. Although I feel a little bad for certain people, who will feel uncomfortable. But not much more. Another question?!

"Are all of your race like you?" Yang asked, holding back a laugh. Well, Loque form was not very respectable or threatening.

"I can take any form I want. In order to communicate with you I need an appearance and I chose this one. I am a Hollow Knight."

"A Hollow Knight?"

"yes, Hollow Knight."

A swirl of white petals surrounded the small shape. They disappeared and everyone opened their eyes.

"Or would you rather see your team leader. Qrow." He said to her in a soft, tentative voice. What I think, now transformed into Summer Rose I look at them.

"What!/MOM!"

A whirlwind of leaves surrounded him and disappeared. Now there was a man almost 2 meters tall, gray hair and that contradicted gravity, a mask that hid his face and a band hiding one of his eyes. In his hand was a book.

"Yo!"

A swirl of leaves surrounded him again and he returned to having the same appearance as at the beginning.

"This is for fun. My true appearance will not be revealed."

"Isn't it tacky to turn into dead people?" Qrow said annoyed. Ozpin didn't say anything, but he was of the same opinion.

"Isn't it tacky to hide things?"

"What, we could start to see reality, I'm very interested in it." Ozpin said, he would prefer that his students not cause trouble.

"Yes, but a lot of people are missing."

"OHH!" Several people fell to the ground.

All the people teleported and each one was sitting on a seat.

"Okay, everyone is ready. You can call me Legna, the newly arrived people have already been informed."

"Didn't you prefer Loque?" Ozpin asked.

"I stopped liking myself. Good, since everyone is ready. I'll call the roll." Legna took out an attendance book.

"Since when is this elementary school?" Yang scoffed.

"Since Ruby wears red."

"What does it have to do?"

"I don't know... Team RWBY."

"Present." Weiss, Blake and Ruby said. Yang sighed and also said "Present."

"Ozma." Legna coughed rapidly, too falsely. "Ozpin, Principal Ozpin."

If Ozpin had any doubt it had been destroyed. This guy knew everything. "Present."

"Drunk Uncle."

"Present, and if I'm going to see this you must give me a supply." Qrow would not let the opportunity pass, this could be the opportunity to taste the best alcohol in history. If this guy can make everything possible, he wants the impossible.

"Alcohol of your preference will be supplied to you, even if you wish I can bring something from my world, just for you."

"You have a deal, little devil"

Legna sighed, she could change Qrow's personality, but that wouldn't make it fun. "Neo"

A hand went up and the girl made her presence known.

"I apologize for not bringing Roman, but I wanted to keep this to a few people. Don't worry, you'll enjoy the story." Legna smiled to herself, because she had already read this story at least 2 times. NeonZangetsu never disappoints. He crossed out another name and spoke again.

"The Papa Luchon."

A hand went up and a confused voice spoke. "I think it's me. But I don't know what "Luchón" means

Legna laughed. "Taiyan." Ruby and Yang interrupted Legna. "DAD!" Taiyang just waved at them with one hand.

Legna coughed and continued speaking. "It is an idiom of my home. It is used with fathers or mothers who raise their child or children alone, due to the abandonment of the father or mother or due to their death. They are respected for it. Another way of saying it would be Papa Fighter."

"Oh thanks?" He felt grateful, because he was just flattered, especially by this being.

"Winter Schnee, affectionately known as the Ice Queen." Qrow let out a laugh from where she was.

"Presently."

"The Nuclear General."

"Present." James said with some annoyance.

"Everyone is perfect. Oh no wait. The Madara Uchiha is missing."

Legna disappeared, leaving the room silent.

"Ozpin, what do you think we should do." General James said quickly.

"What are you talking about?" Ozpin asked.

"To escape from this place, I don't know what intentions that guy has."

"We have no way to escape, and he has no bad intentions. Besides, he could kill us if he wanted to, he's a very rare creature. How was your encounter with him?"

"He kidnapped me and Winter. He only explained to us that we would see variations of our reality."

"For a god that is very rude." Winter added annoyed.

"Not a god." Ozpin said calmly. Everyone else looked at him. "He's a being with more power than our gods, but he said he's not a god. He's probably just a little writer."

"Besides, I think he's nervous." Ruby added in the distance.

James raised an eyebrow. "And why do you say so?"

Ruby felt nervous from everyone's gaze.

"He said he was probably the youngest in the place, which puts him younger than me in age."

"He can't be that young, right?" Weiss asked quite skeptically about it.

"It's pretty small, isn't it?" Taiyang added approaching his daughters.

"It's just a shape I take, he can take the shape he wants." Qrow added from his place.

James saw it. "How do you know?"

"She transformed into a mom and then into someone similar to Principal Ozpin." Ruby said something thoughtful.

"He said he needs a way to communicate with us. He chose that way, he said he was a Hollow Knight." Ozpin put a hand to his chin, he had never seen a creature like that before or heard of anything like it.

"So we can't do anything?" Weiss asked. When Ozpin shook his head he just sighed.

"Relax, we just have to humor him." Qrow calmed everyone down. "Look at the girl, she's very calm." He pointed to Neo who was still in his seat. This one she just smiled and clapped a little.

A door opened, it was one of the 2 that were in the corners of the cinema. Out of them came 3 small Hollow Knights. They measured around 70 centimeters and carried silver trays on top of their heads. Unlike Legna, they did not have horns.

On their heads they carried what looked like a flask, one each. They approached Qrow, he just took the three flasks. "Thank you."

The little gentlemen left.

"That was creepy, wasn't it?" Blake spoke, surprising some.

"THAT, was a good service." Qrow said tasting the different types of alcohol that were delivered to him.

"I RETURNED!" The RWBY team screeched. Well, they did not expect the cry.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Qrow yelled, eyes wide. Ozpin and James also opened them quite surprised.

"I need one of you to keep this chick cool." legna brought her sword closer to the neck of the woman next to her. Beside her Raven Branwen, she was bound, gagged and on her knees.

Qrow spoke quickly. "Leave it to me, I control her."

Then something happened that no one expected. A portal opened near where their host was. A young man came out of it, dressed in a white tunic. Dark hair and red eyes with tomoes. He was tall, around 180 centimeters.

"Hey Lo que Pienso. I wanted your opinion, about some thumbnails for a video." The person blinked, looked at her body and her hands. Then she saw his host.

"Is this a Reacting?"

His host nodded slowly.

"THAT'S GREAT! Is that Female Madara?" He quickly approached Legna's head and whispered something, he also whispered something.

"Which Naruto universe did you choose? Is it an alternate one, or did you bring in a character from what you're looking at."

"This... Indra."

The now called Indra just looked at him puzzled. I look around the room. "A movie theater, something Cliché."

He saw the people who were in the room. She didn't recognize any of them, she turned her head looking at each one. Until she saw a pair of Silver eyes.

"Are you Ruby?" I ask something incredulous.

The silver-eyed girl responded nervously. "Yes?"

"SICK FUCKING!"

"WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!"

"THIS IS ALREADY EXTREMELY DICK! YOU SPEND ALL DAY MAKING YOUR ROSE SPIRAL AND NOW YOU KIDNAPPED IT!"

"IT'S A FUCKING READING, BESIDES YOU ARE THE SAME AS ME! I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING WRONG!"

"YOU HAVE A FUCKING DRIVE SERVER FOR YOUR DAMN FANFIC! YOU ARE OBSESSED!"

"I'M A FUCKING TEEN WITH FREE TIME! I'M NOT OBSESSED, THAT YOU LEAVE YOUR SHIT UNFINISHED AND THAT YOU HAVE NEVER PUBLISHED MORE THAN 5 CHAPTERS IS ANOTHER THING!" Legna removed her sword from Raven's neck and pointed it at Indra. "THAT YOU CANNOT WRITE MORE THAN 5 CHAPTERS WITHOUT ABANDONNING A STORY, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I AM SICK FOR WRITING MY STORY WITH DEDICATION!"

"YOU HAVE BEEN WITH THAT SHIT FOR 2 MONTHS!"

"ROME WASN'T BUILT IN ONE NIGHT! ALSO, YOU HAVE LIKE 1009 FUCKING FANFICS TO UPLOAD ON YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL! AND YOU'RE STILL LOOKING FOR A CABRON!"

"SHIT IT! BRING ROSE HERE! HE'LL KNOW WHO'S RIGHT!"

"OK YOU SON OF A BITCH! STOP ACTING LIKE MY FUCKING PSYCHOLOGIST, YOU DECIDED TO STUDY PSYCHOLOGY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE GOING TO STARVE!"

Then a portal opened and from there a strange being jumped out.

"WHAT'S WHERE IS THE PARTY! I BROUGHT BEER!" Shouted a being with the ears and tail of a cat, big eyes and his hands were like balls, he was wearing a white sweater and a purple skirt.

"Neco Arc. Are you serious?" Said Legna and Indra at the same time.

Indra shook his head and spoke. "Rose, tell What I Think he's sick."

"Why?"

"He kidnaps these people. And he just keeps writing."

"And that's wrong?"

"Eh, well I don't know. It seems strange to me." Indra said quietly.

"Excellent, you can go or stay, it's up to you."

"I'm leaving." Indra disappeared in a vortex.

"I'll stay." Ultra Rose said and went to sit on a seat, near Qrow.

"You want?" She offered him a bottle of beer.

"Sure!"

Legna sighed. She saw Raven who was still bound and gagged. "Go with your brother." Raven disappeared and appeared on the other side of Qrow.

"Great! Anyone have one last question."

Blake held up a hand. "Who is he?" I point to the Neco Arc.

"A friend of mine. He has the same power as me, but not in this place. He doesn't know any of you... He knows a little about Ruby but that's my fault."

Blake raised his hand again. "So, you write fanfics." Rose held back a laugh from where she was.

"YES, I do. Happy?"

Blake nodded.

"Okay, we'll see a story called Heart of Stone."

Ozpin held up a hand. "What is this story about?"

"Naruto Uzumaki... He is a person from another universe, but in many stories he ends up in his universe. Don't worry, you will like him... This story was created by someone called NeoZangetsu, he is someone much more powerful than me. And more funny, I won't dig too much into it."

"Are you a teenager?" Winter asked with a raised hand.

"Maybe. . ."

"You're not very good at this, are you?" Yang said mockingly from her seat.

Legna lowered her head. "No, it's the first time I've done it and I'm very nervous. Especially with the two of them." He pointed to James and Winter who were sitting near Ozpin.

"Why is that?" James asked now curious.

"Scary. . ."

"Are you going to start at once?" Weiss yelled already quite annoyed for waiting.

"Yes, sorry." Legna went to the stairs and sat down on one of them. I take out a remote and point it at the screen. "Here we go!"

[OMAKE]

Yang looked around. On the screen there was a football game.

"I'm so sorry, it's my first time and I don't know what happened." Legna said frantically, she was pressing the buttons on the remote control hysterically.

"GOAL!" Rose and Qrow yelled as they saw how one of the players managed to put the ball into the goal.

Legna looked at the screen and also celebrated. "Great Messi!"

"Shouldn't you fix this?" Weiss yelled at him in the distance.

"Uhh, sorry."

Ozpin only looked at being from a higher plane, even people who can write destiny are vulnerable, it seems.

Winter was just getting impatient. While James looked at the screen with some interest.

Neo just smiled and gratefully took the popcorn that a little hollow gentleman brought her.

Taiyang joined Qrow and started supporting one of the teams, a certain Argentina.

Yang looked everywhere. Blake saw this and asked. "What's happening?"

"I don't know where Ruby is."

Blake also began looking for Ruby with his eyes. "What's that?". Blake pointed to something, near Yang.

"Hey" Yang looked, it was a big pile of coins. Above her were 2 little Knights who were digging, trying to get something out. So I can see a leg.

"RUBY!" Yang pulled her sister out of the big mountain of coins.

Ruby coughed several times and pulled herself together.

"What happened?" Yang asked concerned. Legna didn't seem capable of doing that, not with bad intentions at least.

"I just remember yelling Jurro Jarro and then I was stuck in there."

"Oh" That explained everything.

Ruby looked at the screen. "GOAL!"

Yang sighed, this would be tiring.

Hi happy new year. This is my first Reacting/Reading. I hope you like it. NeonZangetsu please don't sue me.

I will try to make a Reading at the height of the story.

Take care.