"Now, once again, we're both under 10 years old, so if we're going to talk about some naughty moments with each other, we're going to make it 100% child-friendly, meaning we can't say any of the other names for "pee-pee" other than said word. You got me? Got you, my sweet little sister."
"First, let's talk about when you helped one of those poor 2nd grade students during that bullying incident outside of our school. Okay, then. Once again, for the girl that I cared for before she ran away to her house, she has black hair, and wears a purple dress and glasses. That 2nd grade girl that you made sure she was okay, her name is Juliet Hobbes, one of my friends." Lisa replied.
"Wow. I mean, she's so cute when I first saw her face, and we knew each other ever since. That's a nice compliment. But because your knee was scraped, I know you couldn't help any of your male friends. That's okay. They heard I scraped my knee, and they still feel very sorry for me. I can tell. And I also felt sorry for you, as well as Maggie, because I remember the three of us siblings shared an emotional hug while the both of us were crying, with me and Maggie feeling sorry for your injury."
"Now, let's talk about our sweet baby sister, and she is none other than Maggie. Right. Most of the time, when she cries, it's mostly Mom and Dad coming to the rescue to calm her down. But it's also the two of us cute siblings. For me, I only come to the rescue when she gets fussy, mainly during the day. And I also do the same thing. That's true, but you only do it at night, when Maggie wakes up and starts crying all of a sudden. That's because I don't want Maggie to keep us siblings up all night, as well as Mom and Dad. Aw, that's so sweet of you, making sure we all get enough sleep for school and work. As a result, I love you so much, big brother. Aw, I love you so much as well, little sister. Well, it may be the weekend, but we still need some sleep. So you go ahead and get some sleep, Lis'. If you say so. Good night, my sweet big brother. Good night, my sweet little sister."