Chapter Nine- Found and Captured
Before the kids get ready for bed, Farina and Larry came downstairs and have something important to tell them.
"Kids, There's something I been needing to tell y'all since yesterday."
"What is it?"
"I found the letters that your parents been sending you for months, they were in the trash bin in Colton's office."
The kids looked at her shocked and happy. "Y-you, you found them?" Stewie asked in shock.
"In the trash bin?" Cindy asked.
"Yep!" She said as she hold the first letter and say who it's from. "The first letter is from Robert Jebediah Freeman."
"That's our grandad!" Said Huey and Riley.
"This letter is from Lisa Simpson."
"That's my sister." Said Bart.
"This letter is from Donna Tubbs."
"My mama." Said Rallo.
"This said from Hank Hill."
"He's my dad." Said Bobby H.
"Who is Brian Griffin?"
"Oh he's our family dog and my best friend." Said Stewie.
"Wait, your dog wrote and sent you a letter?"
"He's our artificial intelligence dog." He bluffed.
"This is from the Belcher family."
"Belcher child right here." Louise said, raising her hand.
"Liane Cartman and Karen and George McPhearson?!" Cartman and Cindy raised their hand.
"And who is Mr Vandresan?"
"Uh, he's our teacher. Uh-huh-huh."
"Where's my letter?" Bobby G asked sadly.
"I couldn't find yours, and I never know your last name." She said.
"It's Generic!"
"Oh yeah that's right, he didn't have a file at Willowbrooke because he was kidnapped." Farina whispered to Larry.
The kids open the letters from their parents and they read it. Bart's letter from Lisa says...
"Dear Bart...
It's been two months since you been gone and things been going ok...at first. Mom and dad's been arguing a lot, Maggie been drawing pictures of you because she feels lonely, and Santa's little helper has been chewing on your socks and sleeping on your bed because he's missing you. They all miss you, and this may sound odd to you, but...I missed you more. Our family is not a family without you, we hope to see you back home soon.
Lisa Simpson."
A single tear falls from Bart's eye after reading the letter. Bobby H reads his letter.
"Dear Bobby...
Your mother and I been sending you letters to see how you are doing but we still haven't heard from you yet. Your friend Connie been asked about you, she said she miss seeing you in school. Not a day goes by that we don't miss you, we all love you.
Hank and Peggy Hill."
"Mom, dad...Connie!" Bobby said, hugging the letter.
Louise reads her letter.
"Dear Louise
Your mother is still making you a plate of dinner while you were gone, and Gene is keeping your bed warm...by of course farting in it. We all miss you.
Bob Belcher."
"Now my bed is gonna smell like Gene's farts when I get back."
The kids are reading the letters from their parents and it's a bittersweet moment for them. Huey is the first to speak.
"Farina, Larry, I'm ready to go home." The kids nodded in agreement. Farina looks at Larry and he also nodded.
"Guys, it's been crazy, but mostly fun having you all here with us. Ok, here's the phone, Huey, I'll let you call your grandad first."
Huey grabs the phone to call his grandad, but before he could dial the number, a bright light hits the living room window from outside, and the sound of a helicopter and police sirens getting closer to her house.
"Um wh...what's going on? Heh-heh-heh." Beavis asked.
"Oh god, please don't let it be..." Farina was about to say.
All of a sudden, the door burst open, it made Bobby G shriek, he got really startled and hid under the covers before the swat team ran in the living room to arrest the kids, Larry and Farina.
"FREEZE, ON THE FLOOR NOW! HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!"
Some of the kids became terrified, Rallo is bawling is eyes out, Cindy and Riley tried to fight back, and Cartman is panicking due to having anxiety.
"NO! NO PLEASE! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I DON'T WANNA GO BACK! FARINA HELP US!" He panicked.
"Larry and Farina Johnson, you two are under arrest for keeping eleven escaped criminals in the sake of your own home."
"CRIMINALS??? These kids have been abused and neglected at Willowbrooke. You can't take them away." She shouted.
"We was keeping them safe so they can go back home to their families." Larry explained.
"And first off, how did y'all know where they at and where I live?"
"Guess again, Johnson."
Her, Larry, and the kids look to see who said it and became shocked and angry.
"Paul?!" She said.
"Colton?!" Huey growled.
"Wh-what the hell?! You call the police and the swat team?"
"You are the one who lied and betrayed us by keeping those little monsters in your house. And you told us you hate kids." Said Billy.
Larry and the kids looked at Farina. "It...it's that true?"
"No, I never hate kids. And they're not monsters, YOU'RE THE MONSTER. I will never hurt or abuse a child like you do."
"Take em away!" Paul ordered.
"Yes sir." Said the swat team.
While the kids are taken out of the house in handcuffs, Riley and Cindy spat at Paul, Verne and Billy.
"Oh, wait until we get to Willowbrooke you little turd." Verne shouted.
"SUCK MY DICK MOTHER FUCKER!" Riley shouted back.
Farina and Larry are the last two to be taken out of the house in handcuffs, Farina just glared at Paul as he's smirked. A bright light from a helicopter is pointing down at them and other neighbors watching the kids being thrown in the police van. Larry and Farina are put in a police car to be put in a holding cell and they drove off.
In the van, Louise is shouting at the swat guard and punching and kicking the walls.
"LET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!" Louise screamed.
"This sucks!" Butthead said angrily.
"Yeah, this really sucks, what are we gonna do?" Beavis asked.
"This is all Farina's fault." Cartman spat out.
"What the hell are you talking about, Eric?" Huey asked.
"She's a cop, Huey. She never cared about us, and she kept the letters from us this whole time. None of this would've happened if she told us about it sooner. This is why you should never trust cops, especially black ones."
The kids looked at Cartman and Huey, Riley and Rallo glared at him.
"Excuse me??" Rallo asked, glaring at him.
"Eric Cartman, you better be kidding about that last one you just said." Huey said, glaring at him.
"Do I look like a black comedian to you, Huey?!" He asked sarcastically.
"Nigga, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'll permanently shut you the fuck up myself." Riley said, getting in Cartman's face.
"Oh, you think you gangsta huh? You think you're really tough?"
"You better believe it, nigga." He said in a dangerously low tone.
"You know what, I don't like you. You and Huey been getting on my nerves since I met y'all. Tupac wannabe asshole."
Riley punched Cartman in the mouth as hard as he can and they both started fighting. Huey and Rallo also jumped in the beat up Cartman while Bart, Cindy, Louise, and Bobby H tries to break up the fight, and Beavis and Butthead sat and watched and cheered.
"Yeah, yeah, fight, fight. Hmm-hmm-heh."
"Yeah, kick his ass. Uh-huh-huh-huh."
"HEY, QUIET BACK THERE!" The swat guard yelled from the passenger seat but they didn't listen. He turned on the knock out gas and they all slumped on the floor. Stewie looks around and noticed that the other Bobby is not in the van with them.
"Hey, guys, wha-whatever happen to...whatever happen to...the other Bobby." He said as he passed out.