"Hello everyone." She legna chirped happily. He looked happy as a worm.
"I see you are feeling better." Ozpin mentioned with a smile.
"Exactly."
"Great! Can we continue with the series!?" Yang said excitedly, she wanted to see what was next. She wants to see Mini Yang create havoc.
"Yeah, but before." Legan looked at Ruby. "RUBY AS YOU ARE MY FAVORITE I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU!"
"I will enter!"
"YEAH!" Legna took out a cookie, bigger than normal. "Catch!"
Ruby jumped up and caught the cookie. "Thank you!"
Ruby smiled hugely. She took a big bite of the cookie. She chewed on it for a few moments. And she took another bite.
"You know. *Crunch* Really *Crunch* It's very *Crunch* Delicious."
They all looked at Ruby with a drop of sweat. She acts like a little girl.
Legna just stared at Ruby eating the cookie.
"Many gra-" Ruby fell to the ground unconscious.
". . ."
". . ."
'Finally I used my cousin's advice to flirt. Now I just have to get her away from here~'
"What the fuck did you do to him!" Qrow and Tai yelled. Yang sat Ruby in her seat.
"You'll thank me, we have to hurry. That won't keep her unconscious for long."
"What the hell is wrong with you! Why did you do that to Ruby?" Yang yelled at him.
"Because there will be mature content. Would you rather she watch that?"
They all fell silent.
"Then, thank you." Tai said with a sigh.
Qrow calmed down. He would rather trust the little devil's judgment.
"Wait... We're not of legal age!" Weiss demanded.
"Yes, but you are not pure."
'Actually I don't care, what happens to you guys.' Legna thought with boredom.
"Wait, and you?" Blake asked.
"Give a child the internet from the age of 10. And 2 things can happen. It can go well, and the child will have access to unlimited knowledge, find people to guide them. They will spend too much time on Reddit. And they will mature quickly. Or they can become a addicted to porn. Try to guess which one happened to me."
"So you're a porn addict." Winter said sure of herself.
"I would tell you to screw your mother, but your mother already screwed herself."
". . ."
Qrow was stifling a laugh. That was a low blow, very low.
"Good. We have to do this quickly. I don't want Ruby to look at the first thing that comes out in the chapter."
'Fuck the readers. No one should see her mother fuck. Not if she's with a man who isn't your father." Legna thought quickly.
The screen turned on.
This wasn't his bed. These weren't his sheets.
As always, there was a brief moment of weightless panic as his mind thrashed its way out of another nightmare. His return to the waking world seldom proved peaceful these days, and this was no exception. The fear and confusion passed in due time; they always did. The immortal grit his teeth and rode them out, mastering himself even as his heart pounded angrily in his chest.
His body shifted a little as he propped himself up on his elbows.
He remembered where he was a moment later; even as his mind ticked through his surroundings with the cold efficiency of a machine. A ceiling fan spun lazily overhead. Sunlight spilled through a nearby window, bathing him and the bed in golden glow, cast against faded white walls. Tai's place. Guest room. They'd spent the night here. Well. Several nights now. Neo had begun to settle in here, skittish little thing though she still was, and Summer wasn't in any hurry to leave after their last mission. Speaking of which, where-
"Morning...
Summer's chin came up over his shoulder with a tiny yawn, her bare body spooning against his shoulders. Full breasts pressed into his back as she planted her lips against the back of his head, only to nuzzle his neck with a wordless hum. Naruto stole a glance at her as she cuddled closer. Hair tousled, silver eyes half-lidded from sleep and still smelling faintly of last night's wild endeavor, she still seemed perfect to him. Indeed, she almost seemed to glow in the sunlight. Now she was scowling at him. Oh, right. A response. Should probably give one of those.
"EH!" Weiss buried her face in her hands. Blake did the same with the book. Yang only resembled Naruto's body. Undeterred, not at all.
Raven didn't flinch. While Qrow averted his gaze out of respect.
James was somewhat uncomfortable and looked away. Winter acted similarly, only she had a blush on her face.
Ozpin saw Tai, he was looking at the screen. He recognized the look in her eyes. He just sighed. I look at the screen.
Neo looked at Taiyang near her. On his face he had a specific expression. She had read about it a long time ago.
The look of veteran hunters. The look that thrived after the Great War.
The thousand yard look.
"Hmm."
She bit his ear.
He frowned at her. "Ow. What was that for?"
"Don't you hmm me, mister! You're not a caveman!" she pushed him back down to the bed with a laugh. "I said good morning!"
Naruto rolled his eyes. "Good morning. There, I said it, same as yesterday. Happy now?"
"Very much so, yes." quick as a flash she climbed atop him. "I'll fix you yet."
Silver eyes met blue.
Unlikely, but he wasn't about to argue with her. Silver-eyed warriors were stubborn.
Ozpin growled. He knew it well.
Instead, he leaned back and let her have her way with him. Summer was always rowdy come morning.
She nipped at his neck, drawing another frown from him. "Already? You're insatiable."
She didn't dignify that with a proper response. Instead her mouth fastened to his once more, tongue ruthlessly plundering his with reckless abandon. Naruto yielded to her with a sigh as her lips melded with his own. Her hands threaded around his neck as his own came to rest upon her hips, guiding her home. Their bodies came together as they always did; he sheathed himself in her and she did that wonderful trick with her hips, rolling her body against his in visceral grace. In moments they fell into a familiar rhythm borne from years of practice.
Summer's head tilted back in bliss as she gave a less-than-subtle cry, one she wasn't quite able to muffle in time.
"Oi! Both of you!" Someone's fist banged against the wall. "Keep it down over there! We're tryin' to sleep!"
The huntress laughed, hips quivering, eyes lidded in bliss. "Screw off, Rae! You're just as rowdy!"
Raven smiled.
Team RWBY, minus the R, was blushing. Blake and Weiss covered their faces. Yang looked away. He preferred not to have seen that.
Winter was flushed.
James was too uncomfortable.
Ozpin continued without flinching, for the centuries he lived, he stopped being bothered by things like that.
Neo. . . It was Neo.
Taiyang was trying to get Qrow off his back. He covered her head with his cloak. Trying to make him not hear or see anything.
After a while he gave up and went back to his place.
Nevertheless, she tumbled off him and tucked her head into his chest. Naruto looped an arm around her waist and let her press close. She mumbled something into his neck. The word "love" might've been hidden in there somewhere. he...tried not to pay attention.
In hindsight he couldn't rightly say why he kept falling into bed with Summer. Love? Lust? It wasn't something he planned. It just...happened, more often than not. Every now again she'd give him a look, take him by the hand, and lead him upstairs. He let her. Perhaps it was her smile. Maybe she was one of the few people who could tolerate his long silences. It could've been any number of things. Honestly, he didn't see what she saw in him. He had given up trying to understand her long ago.
Her fingers danced along his ribs and a grunt escaped him.
"You smiled for a bit there."
He hid it behind a scowl. "Did not."
"Did so." her forehead kissed his with a laugh.
Honestly, she could be such a child sometimes. That wasn't the reason he tolerated her. In truth, it was simple. Summer Rose was pure, a quality most folk lacked in this wicked world. Not the "good" kind of good, but the sort you might expect to find in a fairy tail. Pure as the driven snow. Not a single mean bone in her body. Sure she could be a bit...aggressive when they made love, but beyond that she had few flaws to speak of. This was a woman he could understand, respect even; because she wouldn't hesitate to fight for those she cared about.
He'd been like that once...before.
Some small sliver of his shatter soul recognized a kindred spirit spirit. He wanted to protect that.
"What happened-" Ruby woke up and looked around.
Yang almost screams. She wishes the effect had lasted longer.
"Uh... Ruby, you should go back to sleep." Blake advised.
"No, I'll be fine!" Ruby looked at the screen.
". . ."
"Because mom is in bed with Mr. Naruto."
Yang just prayed quietly.
"Sooo~?" she grinned up at him like the imp she was. "How do you feel about children?"
Naruto coughed, a rare flush flooding his cheeks. "...do you mean Neo?"
"...right. Neo. Of course." Something flickered in her face, puzzling him. Her smile returned and she forgot it. "She's adopted us, you realize. There's no escaping her now. She'll probably be up and at us any second now after the ruckus we made."
Still, the silence loomed between them.
"Where is Neo?" Ruby asked, not giving importance to the topic discussed.
"She must be asleep." Weiss answered.
"Wait, did you think I meant...oh!" her face burned to match her namesake. "I mean, I wouldn't mind an' all, but isn't that a bit of a leap?"
"You're the one who said it." Naruto wrinkled his nose at her. "You phrased that weird."
"No, I didn't." Her face went deceptively blank. "You're imagining things."
"Summer."
She tucked her head into his chest. "Nope."
"No." he growled. "Not that again."
Still she smiled. "Nope."
Her face told of some silent secret he wasn't able to read, one she seemed determined to protect at all costs. Honestly! There was no arguing with her when she got like this. Whatever she wanted to tell him, she would in due time. Definitely. Hopefully. Maybe?
...?"
"But, hypothetically, if we were talking about children," her lips brushed his, sending a small shiver shooting through him, "How does Ruby sound?"
Eh!"
"me!?" Ruby asked puzzled.
For a single senseless second Naruto actually did imagine in.
"Daddy!" a little girl with Summer's eyes gazed up at him, her dark red hair framed by pale whiskered cheeks and a silly grin. Little arms stretched toward him. "Up, up!"
His mouth worked wordlessly for a moment before he mastered himself. "Hypothetically, right? I think that sounds like a wonderful na-
All at once the door crashed open, causing him to blink, drawn out of that strange thought.
Neo sauntered in, saw them, and her eyes all but lit up.
Naruto saw her and hauled on a pair of boxers for decency's sake.
Just as well too; because Neo wasn't the sort to wait for anything else. She darted forward, vaulted the bed with eerie grace, and landed squarely between the two of them, uncaring of their nakedness. Summer squeaked in surprise and hauled the sheets up above her chest with one arm -NOW she reacted, the silly girl!- while corralling their adoptive child with the other.
"Neo, sweetie! Don't scare us like that!"
The little hellion only cocked her head to one side.
Her lips parted then moved slowly, framing a single phrase. "Nope."
"No, no, no! That's my word!"
Naruto watched the chaos unfold with a sigh.
One was more than enough. Still, the image persisted.
Maybe another wouldn't be so bad...not likely to happen, though.
He hadn't been able to have children for some time. Sage knew he had tried before. It just...didn't happen.
"Naruto can't have children..." Blake reflected to herself.
"Biologically, it's dictated that the longer a species lives, the rarer its reproduction." Winter said from his place, quoting what he had once read in a scientific paper.
"Maybe that explains it." Yang affirmed trying that there is no silence.
"It makes sense to me." Ruby shrugged.
Summer was a simple gal.
Not that kind of simple, mind you!
She knew what she liked, what she disliked, what she loved, and what she hated.
For instance, Summer Rose was still rather cross with one Raven Branwen for stealing away her first love. Of course, she adored Yang. She'd always wanted to be an aunt and little ball of sunshine that she was, Summer knew she wouldn't trade her niece for the world. There were just some thing a gal could forgive, but never forget.
Conversely, she found herself rather fond of Naruto.
Raven rolled her eyes.
Ruby just stared at the screen. Reflecting on her mother's thoughts.
He was a good fighter, an admirable friend, and an excellent...well...another word that started with "F". One that involved silk sheets and tangled bodies.
"I don't understand. . ." Ruby said puzzled.
"It doesn't matter. Don't give it importance." Yang diverted the sister's attention from her. I hand it over to Zwei and she happily accepts it.
She wouldn't be speaking that word in range of the children. Heart of Stone though he had, that heart was known to fracture on occasion. It wasn't much, and not often, but in those moments, she sometimes glimpse the man he had once been. The man he still was, underneath it all. The man she wanted to help. The man she wanted to save.
The man she'd fallen in love with.
She saw the shadow of that man now as he carried an exuberant Neo upon his shoulders around and about the yard. The little maiden looked utterly at her ease, legs swinging to and fro as she rode her gallant steed into battle against Yang and Tai with all her might. A rare smile spread across Summer's face as Neo waved her hands in the air without a care in the world. And if one looked closely, squinted really, they might see a smile on Naruto's face as they grappled.
"You can't let him win!" Yang yelled at his mini me and his father.
Heh. Softy. Speaking of soft...?
Naruto cried out in a rare moment of triumphant as Tai toppled backward into the grass. Neo pumped a fist with a silent shout.
"I´m disappointed..." Yang shook his head.
Tai growled a little.
Qrow looked up from his chair and raised his flask in salute. Raven looked up from her meal on the porch and quirked a brow, but offered no words of rebuke. Summer soon saw why. Sure enough, fahter and daughter sprang back up, demanding a rematch. Naruto made to refuse, but Neo tugged at his hair and spurred him forward again. Softy indeed. He didn't want to refuse her, it seemed. Softy!
"Break that girl's nose! Mini Yang!" Yang yelled at the smaller form of her.
Neo only saw her with a drop of sweat on the back of her neck.
"Hey!" Yang's voice split the air in a whine. No fair! You cheated!"
Neo made a come-hither motion with her hand. Lilac eyes blazed red. "I'll get youuuu!"
"Break his teeth!" Yang screamed. Weiss only growled at the screams of his teammate.
Raven chuckled at their antics, a low bemused sound that startled Summer and had Tai shaking his head. She looked away from the playground scuffle and stole a glance at Qrow's sister. Now that she noticed, Raven was looking rather soft herself. She hadn't bothered to spar against either of them yet; spirits, she didn't even have her sword with her.
"That's pretty weird."
And that was a rather large breakfast.
Could she be...?"
"Yin and Yang, huh. Sounds good" Qrow said thoughtfully.
Silver eyes narrowed. Red orbs met hers across the way and refused to flinch. Even in a dress she remained every bit the warrior she'd once been. In the end, the younger huntress found herself forced to look away.
Raven showed a victorious smile. Ruby frowned, her mother lost to Yang's mother.
The thought should have been an ember of hope, instead it lodged in her thoughts like a shard of glass. If so, she was happy for her old teammate. Unfortunately, it brought her own predicament to mind. Fear reared its ugly head in her heart.
Summer touched a hand to her own stomach.
Maybe she was overreacting. It was probably nothing.
After all, she wasn't that late. It couldn't possibly mean that...could it?
'This shit lasted less than a precocious teenager!' Legna thought indignantly, followed by a sigh. 'I will have to fill in the remaining time, in order to reach a minimum of 7 k words. . . At least Blaze provided me with content.'
"Wait that means-" Blake couldn't finish speaking, as he was interrupted by Yang.
"MINI RUBY IS ON THE WAY!"
Ruby looked at her confused. "I don't think she appears in the story..."
Yang only put a hand on his shoulder. "You trust."
Legna appeared in front of the screen.
"Well people. You already saw how a Ruby is made."
Winter frowned. "I would have preferred not to have seen that."
"Me too. . ." Tai growled quietly.
Legna looked at Tai. "Look on the bright side, in this story. Ruby was made in your house too!" Legna chirped happily. As if he were giving a cancer cure to a dying man.
The room was filled with a silence from beyond the grave. Many in the room had only one thought.
'Clow shot, son of a bitch.'
"BANZAI!" Qrow screamed and jumped to attack Legna.
"BANZAI!" Yang joined him.
"BANZAI!" Ruby joined them without knowing why.
"BANZAI!" Tai leapt.
"kya!" She legna screamed, opened a portal and fled.
All those who rushed to attack them. They ended up face down on the ground.
|OMAKE|
"Well, first of all. There is something we must do." Legna said quietly. Some viewed it with suspicion.
"And that would be?" Blake asked with a bad feeling.
"Simple!" Legna chirped. He clapped, not knowing how, and suddenly Blake had a birthday hat on his head. Also, a party whistle in his mouth.
"EH!" Blake was confused. Her team was no better.
"What is Miss Belladonna celebrating?" Ozpin asked curious about the objects that the faun girl was carrying.
"Wait. . ." Ruby thought about it for a second. "BLAKE IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!? CONGRATULATIONS!"
"Congratulations." James said, more than anything out of respect. Winter followed her example. "Congratulations."
Yang and Weiss were confused, but they also congratulated him. "Congratulations."
"Congratulations." Qrow signaled to his sister, she sighed. "Congratulations. . ."
"Congratulations." Tai told him from afar.
Neo held up a sign that said "Congratulations."
They all looked at each other, confused.
"Hey, wait like you don't." Legna he say confused.
"We're nowhere near my birthday." Blake demanded.
"Ah, right. The dates are different for me and you. In my world it was recently January 19th."
"I see, so it's just a misunderstanding."
"Well, since it's not my birthday. I can take this off." Blake said followed by removing his hat.
"Yeah. . ." Legna said slowly. She started walking towards the exit. "I'll throw this gift away." Legna said sadly
Legna was now carrying a large gift box. She was going to reach the port but Blake stopped her.
"Wait".
"Yeah."
"Take this trash away, please." Blake tosses him a plastic cup. Legna takes it and growls.
Legna walks again and leaves the room. He then yells at them from outside.
"FUCK YOU! THE GIFT WAS AN INFINITE TUNA BOWL!"
"Shit!" Blake growls.
|OMAKE|
Legna was writing something on her cell phone- Everyone looked at him curiously.
"What are you doing?" Weiss asked.
"I'm having a conversation with someone."
"We can see?" Ruby asked something bored.
"No, but ask whatever, it's nothing too important."
"Why did you choose that form?" Yang asked the question that had been on his mind for a while.
"Eh!" Legna looked up from his cell phone. She stared at Yang. "what are you talking about?"
"I mean, you could have any look you wanted and you chose . . ." For the first time in her life, Yang chose her words carefully. "Not an intimidating appearance."
Legna stared at Yang. There was a silence of 5 seconds, a silence that seemed eternal.
"You're right, I could have chosen any type of appearance. I'm not the first to do this, to kidnap people and show them universes. A lot of them either don't appear or use exaggerated or cool appearances . . ."
"So. . ."
"I have nothing to prove. I'm not self-centered, I needed an appearance so I took a non-threatening form. I'm not the type to try to make myself big. I like to keep it cool."
"I see. . ." Yang accepted the answer. This guy just had social problems. . . He reminded her of Ruby, but more normal.
I hear a bell. Everyone saw the origin of it. Legna looked at her cell phone.
"I see." she said slowly. Then she jumped up and spoke energetically. "Good! I've already agreed with Blaze!"
"Who is Blaze?" Ruby asked.
"An author, , ," Legna pointed to a corner. They all saw that place.
There was a tall guy in that place. Approximately 35-40 years old, dark blond beard, short dark blond hair. Blue eyes. He wore normal and modest clothes.
"Hello" He said slowly.
"Hello!" Ruby waved back.
The camera returned to focus on Legna. "Anyway, we'll see one of her stories. It's while I get the next chapter of Heart of Stone."
"Anything we should know?" Ozpin asked quietly.
"Yang will enjoy this, very much."
Before Yang could speak, the screen turned on.
'Well, you have to do what others did not have been told.' Legna thought, remembering a certain reading that I don't adapt to the best moments.
Naruto slowly walks around The Auditorium, he looked around, noting how almost everyone was asleep. Lapis was huddled against a wall, Amira was strewn out in the middle of the room, and Rock Lee was sitting in a lotus right by Lapis.
"Wait, Naruto is a Faun!" Blake said pointing to the Blond's ears.
"Another universe, another story."
Gathering his will, Naruto sought out Ruby, looking for her amongst the people. Finally finding her, he walks over to her, and looked around.
"Oh yeah!" Yang smiled. I could tease Ruby about this.
"Eh." Ruby kept her innocence.
Tai growled. and whisper something 'First Summer and now my daughter'
Winter rolled her eyes. It didn't seem like something important or interesting enough.
James misinterpreted this. 'She is jealous?'
He could just lay the necklace by her, or he could put it in her shoes.
"A foot fetishist..." Blake said disgustedly in a low voice.
"You have a very dirty mind." Yang demanded.
Going with the shoes, Naruto walked over, taking a deep sigh. He wanted to give this to her while they were awake, but this was going to do, he needed his sleep. He couldn't sleep knowing that he had something so dear to someone else in his possession.
Kneeling, Naruto took the necklace out, putting it into the shoe. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
Turning around, Naruto noticed the angry look of the older blonde teenager the girl had been talking to, Ruby's sister. She had her arms crossed, she tried to stay silent, she glared right into Naruto's blue eyes with her lilac.
"Yang to the rescue?" Ruby commented not knowing what to say.
"Maybe. . ."
"Well, aren't you going to answer me?" Yang growls, she watched as Naruto took a deep breath, reaching back into the shoe.
Yang watched as he pulled a necklace out, he tossed it to her, she then looked at it. Her eyes widened, she looked at him, all the while he smiled. "Oh...w-wow, and here I thought you were a pervert of some kind."
"Wait, is that my necklace?" Ruby asked.
"Since when do you have a necklace?" Weiss asked.
Ruby shrugged.
Naruto's smile fell flat, his right twitched upwards a little bit, making Yang waive him off with a small chuckle. "Well, um…who are you?"
Naruto held up one finger, he got out a pen, and piece of paper. Writing his name down quickly, he held it up to Yang, who was slightly confused as to why he had to write his name down. "Naruto Namikaze, that's an interesting name…Orange Wave Wind?"
"Namikaze!?" Ruby asked confused.
"It's his father's last name, he usually takes his mother's."
"Oh I see."
Naruto notched his head side to side, shrugging, before pointing at Ruby. He made a walking motion with his two hands, both bypassing each other. He iterated as best he could, where he had crossed paths with Ruby and where she had dropped the necklace.
He had it in his possession ever since, and she took note, that was a very kind act.
Ruby's memento wasn't cheap, it was silver sure, but silver was very pricey as well in Vale.
"So Miss Ruby lost her necklace. And young Namikaze tries to get it back." Ozpin explained the obvious.
"Well anyway, Naruto, right? Yeah, that's right, how old are you?"
Naruto held up his fingers, then put them down, before throwing up six of them.
"Sixteen…hmm…"
Naruto eyed her curiously before she chuckled, the blondes extended their arms to one another.
"Nice to meet you, I'm assuming you need sleep as well?" Naruto nodded at Yang's question, the blonde looked around, looking for a spot. "Don't you have a pillow or something?"
Naruto shook his head, but watched as Yang bent down and grabbed hers. "Here, just give it back to me in the morning."
The younger nodded, smiling as he took it, then much to her surprise flashing away.
"That's an interesting ability."
She then looked at her sister, then things started to fully click, she then got the evilest of smiles. "Oh, you poor fools, this is going to be fun."
"Because I have a bad feeling." Ruby said worried.
"Because this will be fun." Yang smiled.
Waking up Ruby had a melancholic face, licking her dry lips and yawning, she goes to stand up. The cold air of Beacon's halls flood around her, the place was indeed a castle, and just like a castle bore a chill that can be found no where else.
In her red PJs, she stretched, going to reach for something on her neck she gives a sad sigh when she cannot feel it. "Guess it wasn't a bad dream after all…"
Sighing, she walked over towards her shoes, slipping them on she almost had to take right one immediately. "Ouch, ouch, ouch!"
She rubbed her foot, leaning down, she looked through the shoe. Her eyes widened when her hands came to feel a cross shaped object, her heart stopped, slowly she gripped the object and pulled it out. Almost gasping, her mouth hanged open like a gaping fish.
"M-my necklace?" Ruby questioned herself, she couldn't believe it.
"Yey!" Ruby exclaimed, more than anything to avoid the silence. She felt the need to comment on something every so often, she believes that everyone felt the same. She has no idea why.
Walking over to Yang, she knelt down. "Yang…Yang…Yang~ Yang!"
Yang lilac eyes fluttered open, she rubbed them. "Oh, what is it Ruby…can't I just have five more minutes?"
"Yang, look, I got mom's necklace back!" Ruby says excitingly, her voice accidentally wakes Weiss, who glares at the girl.
"Ahem, some of us are trying to sleep!" Weiss barks a little, rolling back over, trying to sleep.
Yang growls at the girl, her eyes turning red, she then calms down with a sigh. "Now, what did you say Ruby?"
The girl responded by just holding her necklace in front of Yang, the girl's lilac eyes opened wide. "He actually brought it back, that's actually cool…wait, why do I feel so comfortable?"
Looking down she saw her head was resting on two pillows instead of one, leaning up, she was looking around. "Yang…is something wrong?"
"Oh, nothing Ruby, I'm just looking for a friend I met yesterday. By the way, where did you find the necklace?" Yang asks as she rubs her eyes, the mixed haired girl looked at her.
"Duh!" Ruby holds it out for her to see, "it must've fell off my neck into my shoe."
Yang blinked at her sister, at last however, the cogs began to turn in her head. "Oh, um, Ruby now I remember I saw a boy going through your shoes."
"If you say it like that, it sounds too weird." Blake taunted Yang.
"Nah, you just have a damaged head. And I'm sure you can't feel your fingers." Yang countered the blow.
"My shoes?!"
"Yes, your shoes, which was weird…but he was probably too shy."
"Oh, really, is he in here?"
Yang kept looking around, looking for Naruto, only to come up empty in her search. "Well…Ruby, not really um…honestly he should be."
"Oh, is it that blonde haired guy, Jaune…wait…no…he's actually overconfident…" Ruby rubs the back of her head.
Yang laughed a little bit, "you aren't lying, but no…I guess we'll see him shortly in the meeting."
"Yeah…wonder what he's doing right now?" Ruby muses herself, "besides its not that one guy right…the strange one…"
"Well, that will be a problem." Yang said to herself. Ruby just looked at her confused.
"Oh, you mean the one that can't talk?" Yang questioned, she had a small smile come across her face. "You'd be surprised.'
"Come on now, Yang, he's creepy." Ruby bemoans asking the question, "you're just teasing me!"
"Poor guy." Qrow sympathized. Tai looked at Qrow, who just shrugged.
Inside of the locker rooms, Naruto saw that most of the lockers were taken. Walking over to the singular lockers Naruto found his lucky number, which was ten, without an occupant. Smiling, he opened it, shoving his gym bag inside of it.
"Now that I notice, Naruto is quite small, isn't he?" James observed somewhat confused, 16 year olds are usually taller.
"You're right. She's a little taller than young Ruby."
Reaching into the gym bag, Naruto pulled a satchel out of it. Putting in his location journal, his flute, and Kurama.
"Brilliant!" Ruby said seeing Naruto's weapon. "I wonder how it would work."
"Uh, that's kind of girly." Yang said to no one specifically.
"He inherited it from his father."
He grabbed a few Dust Crystals, putting them inside of his pouches on his lower clothing. Checking the wire he had, he nodded as he felt his kunai.
"Hey Cardin, look, strange kid carries a purse!"
"Yeah man, no kidding, is he a girl? Tomboy!"
"Tomboy!"
"Tomboy!"
"Pair of idiots." Yang growled, to the group of idiots. That they were making fun of his sister's boyfriend.
Naruto turned towards Cardin's group, shaking his head. "They won't last out there Naruto…just take a deep breath."
Taking a deep breath, Naruto nearly ran into Ruby, which made him freeze up. Both of them locked eyes, both of them standing motionless, the reason was so simple. With both of them being of similar height, the simple act of being close made them face level, they close enough to feel the heat of their breath.
"EH!" Ruby blushed. Yang made a fist of victory, and hugged her sister.
Blake remembered his book. Naruto was a Ninja, Ruby was lucky apparently. . .Wait! Naruto had that thing inside of him, IT WAS LIKE IN HIS BOOK of him! Blake clucked. Yes, Ruby was lucky.
'I wonder if I should adapt one of Blaze's Naruto x Blake stories. . . I know you can hear my thoughts reader, meowmeowmeowmeowmeow''
'Isn't that too cliché?' Winter said with a quivering eyebrow. She never liked romantic comedies.
James looked at Winter. 'Yes, she is jealous. Poor Winter, she will have competition in getting the boy she loves.' James sighed and shook his head. 'Don't worry, you'll have all of Atlas on your side. Ruby Rose will never be able to compete against you!'
Winter saw General Ironwood, he was looking at her with conviction, pure fire in his eyes. She started to have a bad feeling.
"Hey I wanna tal-huh?!" Ruby was stunned to see Naruto suddenly disappear in a flash.
"Purff!" Yang laughed, seeing someone being more shy than Ruby.
Yang was there watching it, she was stifling her laughter as she just watches Naruto basically pull a Ruby when the girl used to be a scared little kid. Yang turns, seeing the flash exit out of the corner of her eye, and sees Naruto hiding behind some lockers.
"Oh this is just precious, though I'm going to kick Cardin's ass one day…so what if Naruto is a little feminine for carrying a purse…err...satchel." Not wanting Ruby to notice, Yang snuck away from her sister, coming towards Naruto was who had hid behind some lockers.
"What are you planning Yang?" Weiss asked the obvious.
"I'm going to tie a rose to the tail of a fox."
Sneaking up behind, she had a mischievous grin come across her face. "Hey there lover~"
Naruto's eyes shot wide open, but when Yang grabbed him, she was stunned to get drag into the warp with him. It made her nauseated as she felt herself getting warped around several more times, each time Naruto ended up in a different part of the locker room.
"That looks awkward."
Skillfully, or by sheer luck, they managed to flash around where Ruby wasn't looking.
Yang got over her ill stomach, laughing as Naruto stopped flashing. Turning around, he glared at her, showing his teeth as he growled. "Oh, relax, relax. I was just joking, why did you flash away from Ruby…I sent her over to talk to you."
"I don't know why I feel, that throughout this story I will want to hit Yang." Ruby said quietly. Yang just smiled nervously.
Yang's wink calmed Naruto a little bit, he took a deep breath, calming down. He never really intends to activate his semblance by instinct. Ruby shocking him, Yang scaring him, it was just out of natural reaction for him to activate his semblance and get the hell out of dodge.
"Oh, see, now we're on the same page. Hey, listen, how did you give me back my pillow?" Yang asks as she watched Naruto pull out a pen, grabbing a piece of paper at a nearby locker, and writing on it.
"You sleep as though you are deaf."
"Oh wow, I'm usually a light a sleeper."
"Lies."
"Hey!"
"L.I.E.S."
'Yang sleeps dead' Taiyang thought.
"I'm not a heavy sleeper, am I?"
"If you have it."
"You sleep like the dead."
"Zwei once stuck his tongue in his mouth and you didn't notice."
They all saw Ruby. This one just felt uncomfortable.
Naruto makes the motions as if he was chuckling, though no sounds came from him, it was almost as if he stifles his laugher, but Yang knew better by now. As many people tried to say that she was dumb, she was actually keen on observance, and her observance pointed towards three things about Naruto.
"I never would have guessed." Weiss said in a mocking tone.
Yang just growled.
Neo. . . I was being Neo.
Innocence, meaning he never really got a chance with girls being near him all the time.
"Maybe it's because he's mute." Blake theorized.
Shyness, if her theory was correct, Naruto liked Ruby and flashed away because he didn't know how to communicate with her sister.
Ruby's eyes widened, it was a beautiful spectacle to see how her face could go from being happy to total disbelief and confusion.
"¿¡NARUTO LIKED ME!?"
'UNTIL NOW THE FOOL REALIZES IT!' They all screamed internally.
Ruby was blushing. I never expect to see this kind of story, about her! This would be very uncomfortable. Especially with Yang teasing her.
Yang put an arm around her shoulder. "Don't worry, I'll help you."
"EH!." Ruby saw her sister.
Yang turned around and stared at Winter, she looked everywhere and then realized that he was looking at her. Yang looked at her with conviction and brilliance.
"I won't let you lose!" Yang said with fire in her voice.
James's eyes widened. He looked Yang in the eye. He put a hand on Winter's shoulder.
Yang and James stared at each other, having a staring contest. Fire against fire. A single thought.
'I WILL NOT LET YOU WIN!'
'These two, they've already gone crazy.' They all thought as they saw the general's interaction with the student.
Skilled, the oddball out of the observation, but the greatest one. She could tell that he was no slouch when it came to a fight.
Yang watched as Naruto slightly blushed, noticing why, she backed off a little bit. "Sorry, didn't mean to press the girls on you."
Naruto rubbed the back of his head, looking away in a blush, he looked at the clock and pointed at it. Yang blinked for a moment, she then went wide eyed. "We're late!"
"More, please." Yang asked eagerly.
"No more, please," Ruby begged.
|OMAKE|
"Well this will be more difficult from now on." Legna said checking the inside of a backpack.
"What are you talking about?" Weiss asked. Lenga kept searching through her things, took out a notebook and put it on the floor. "My vacation is over, I have to go back to school."
"You go to school?"
"Fortunately, yes. I mentioned it before." Legna put the notebook back in and closed the backpack. She looked at everyone, waiting for a question. He wasn't disappointed when Ruby spoke.
"What is your weapon!?"
"Eh." Legna was confused.
"You know, your weapon. The one you fight with." Ruby missed the obvious. "Haven't you built your hunter weapon?"
Legna just denied. "I don't go to a military school . . ."
"Eh,"
"Ruby." Yang caught his attention. Her sister saw her. "Remember, we're the weirdos. Very few people fight monsters at 15."
"Did you really think you were normal? You go with one all the time." Weiss mentioned,
'Why did I have to bring her when she was still a bitch?'
"Hey!" Ruby complained.
"Tell me, who else has a red cape."
Legna and Qrow raised their hands.
"Wait, do you really have a red cape?" Yang asked Legna. Legna shrugged. "I bought one at an anime convention."
"Meh, that explains it."
"Also, I wear the cloak by the hood." Ruby tried to give a logical reason.
"You wear a hood during school hours. Nobody does that." Yang almost laughs seeing Legna raise a hand and Weiss frowning.
"You copy Ruby a lot, don't you?"
"No." Legna saw Ruby. "You wear a hood to hide from people. I wear a hood so people don't bother me. We're not the same."
'No, if it's the same.' Some people thought.
|OMAKE|
The room was somewhat small, it was a somewhat nice setting but not very big. In it was Ruby Rose.
Ruby smiled at the camera. "Well, you know leave some beautiful comments or a Review." Ruby shot a flirtatious look at the reader. "Do it for me, your beautiful Ruby Rose." Ruby blows a kiss. "Leave your votes and favorites. That will keep this story going and I won't die."
Ruby pouted and got puppy dog eyes.
"Take care of yourselves, you qui-" Yang entered the room with a slam. The rest of the RWBY team followed.
"SON OF A BITCH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO RUBY?" Yang screams as he sees the ropes come out of Ruby's body.
"EH" Legna was on a platform in the air. In her hands were puppet controls, with the strings attached to Ruby's limbs.
"LEAVE HER!" Yang yelled at him. Legna dropped the controls and Ruby fell to the ground.
"What the hell were you doing!?" Yang said checking that Ruby had no damage.
"You would not understand. . ." Legna said with a cigarette in hand. He saw the cigarette and threw it away, he didn't smoke.
"You're crazy." Yang lifted Ruby up with Blake's help. Who was looking at him with anger.
"Maybe. I do it all for the entertainment."
Then Ruby started convulsing and fell to the ground. "RUBY!" Her team moved around her. Yang tried to keep her still. Blake stuffed a book into Ruby's mouth, it would prevent her from biting her tongue.
'Shit, I knew the cookie would have side effects. . . But I didn't imagine this would happen' Legna thought a little guiltily.
"DO SOMETHING!" Yang yelled at him in despair.
Legna ran out of the room. "COWARD!" Weiss screamed.
Then Ruby stopped. Yang got scared and put his head on the girl's chest. A tear fell down her cheek. "Her heart of hers is not beating..."
"Shit." Blake began to perform CPR, trying to restart Ruby's heart. It didn't seem to work though.
"I brought help." Legna appeared on top of the same guy she transformed into when they first met.
"Where the hell am I!" The silver-haired asked in a daze. Legna was on his shoulders and was holding on to his hair, his height was smaller now it always changed.
"There's no time. Kakashi use your lightning bolts." Legna ordered. Kakashi wouldn't normally follow orders, but this was no time for questions. He had to help the girl.
Kakashi quickly rubbed his hands together, spreading them apart and small rays coming out of one and connecting with the other.
"Clear!" All the girls stepped aside. Kakashi placed his hands on Ruby's chest and released an electric shock.
"AHAFA AHAFA" Ruby came back to consciousness and took a deep breath. She spent a few moments calming down, before asking. "What happened?"
"Nothing important." She shot the calm from the head of Kakashi, who was somewhat annoyed to act as a vehicle for the little being.
"You almost killed her!" Yang yelled at him. Legna shrugged. "I would just have to revive her, it's not that complicated."
Everyone was stunned. It had never occurred to them that this guy could revive people. Kakashi was just very confused. He didn't know where he was, he was walking through the streets of Konoha, getting lost in the path of life. Reading a bit of Icha Icha.
Then he felt a weight on his shoulders and from one moment to the next he was in this room, helping some girls who were dressed strangely. Although the Blonde reminded him of Naruto and Tsunade somewhat.
"This... Could you give me an explanation?" Kakashi asked and suggested. Weiss shook her head and asked. "Who is he?"
Legna jumped off Kakashi's shoulders and they all looked at him. Kakashi broke out in a sweat as he saw what was on his shoulders.
"Team RWBY, Kakashi Hatake." I point to the tall man. "Kakashi Hatake, Team RWBY." Now I point to the girls.
"Hello." They said all 4 at once. Yang helped Ruby to her feet.
"That still doesn't explain where I am."
"Well... I'm..." Legna shot him with a paint gun, Kakashi, seeing no danger, let the projectile hit his target. The cyan-colored paintball hit the emblem of the leaf village.
Kakashi held his head for a moment. Then he blinked a few times. Then he sighed.
"So who are you seeing stories about?"
"Wait. . ." Yang interrupted them. He pointed to the paint stain. "Could you have explained everything to us, just like that?" I ask/yell something indignant.
"SI."
"Why did not you do it!?" Weiss asked.
"There is no need to be lazy in life."
'He's a hypocrite.' They all thought.
"So who are you seeing this story about?" Kakashi returned to the topic. He felt that this concerned him.
"About Naruto."
Kakashi's eyes widened. "Naruto!? What trouble has my student gotten himself into?"
Now the girls widened their eyes. "ARE YOU THE MASTER OF NARUTO!?"
Kakashi just nodded slowly. I look at Legna, now interested.
"Can I stay and watch?"
"That's for the public to decide. Should Kakashi stay?" Legna said staring at the camera. "Answer me in the comments and Reviews"
'This guy is not right in the head. . .'