"Harry, honestly? You are being a fucking prude, and that's putting it nicely. It's simple. You download the ap onto your Spell Phone, create a profile, add a picture or two of anything you want and start looking at matches. If any of them seem interesting, you swipe right. If you don't like what you see, swipe left. If both of you swipe right you can connect and talk." Ginny snatched Harrys mobile phone from him with a heavy and annoyed sigh.
"First off, watch your mouth!" Harry hissed. "Teddy is asleep on the couch. You know he is in the repeat everything he hears stage. The last thing I need is him running around dropping F bombs because you are a bloody slag with a sailors mouth. Second, I am not a prude. I value my privacy. I don't need my picture on a dating site, someone then running to The Profit and selling a juicy story. Third, I don't know that I want to meet anyone." Harry snatched his mobile back and saw the spinning circle of the download.
George had spent some time studying muggle cellphones and found a way to create his own version that worked in the magical world. Once they became a hit, ap developing became a quick hobby of his, and the new dating ap he had created took off like lightening. George had taken the muggle aps, Plenty of Fish and Tinder and combined them so any witch or wizard could find love, or a fun hook up. Wiz-Date was all the buzz and anyone who was single was certainly on it.
"Harry, when was the last time you got laid? Let me tell you, if it was the last time you and I-"
"Gin! You swore you would never mention that fiasco ever again!" Harry felt his cheeks burn in embarrassment.
"Harry." Ginny chided. "You are going to have to tell everyone at some point. If you don't, they are going to continue to try and hook you up with a nice witch that you can bring home to mom and show her off. It's okay that you prefer a huge coc-"
"Seriously Ginny! Language! I don't know that's what I prefer… I've never… I haven't tried with anyone since… well you already know." Harry groaned. "God, I am a prude. Fine, help me oh slutty one. Show me your ways."
Ginny took Harrys phone back, "I knew you would see it my way. Okay, let's see. User name… has to be something that doesn't give you away right away… How about Prongs?" Ginny looked up at Harry. "No one besides us, and Hermione and Ron would know it, and it would be easy enough to remember?"
"Yeah, okay. And what do I say if someone asks why I picked that?" Harry watched as she typed away like he didn't even exist. He couldn't believe he was letting Ginny talk him into this. He was awful at socializing and flirting. This was not going to go well.
Harry let Ginny fill out his profile. She knew him better than almost anyone else. After about fifteen minutes of silence besides the key stroke sounds, Ginny handed over his mobile and let him look over his profile.
Name: Prongs41198
Age: 20
Sex: Male
Height: 5'11
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green
Seeking: Male
Preferences: Open to all types but have a soft spot for blondes
Hobbies: Quidditch, Cooking , Breaking the rules
Likes: Spending time outside, Snakes treacle tart, Tai carry out , Blondes, and bad boys
Dislikes: Talking about myself, Crups, Rules, and the color purple
Looking to meet a down to earth guy who doesn't mind teaching a newbie the ropes. I need a partner who can handle me and boss me around when needed. I need a guy who doesn't mind keeping our private life just that as I navigate my new life style. Swipe right if you think you can handle me.
"I do not have a thing for blondes." Harry frowned looking up at his pain in the ass ex girlfriend.
Ginny raised an eye brow, "Harry, you do know I have seen your browser history… including your porn searches. You most certainly prefer blondes, and if I had to guess you like them snarky and Slytherin."
"You are utterly the worst person alive. Do you know that? One drunk night, I confess one dang secret and it now has me by the bollocks for the rest of eternity." Harry sighed rubbing his temples. "And you promise that if I try this and this doesn't work, You will let me do things my way and take my time?"
Ginny nodded, "Merlin's honor." She clicked save profile. "Oh and I added that picture you had of you in front of the mirror, shirtless covered in sweat in those black shorts. I just cropped it so it's just your chest and below. Need some eye candy to draw the men in."
"You little…" Before Harry could finish, he heard little foot steps and in the door way a sandy haired boy, just over two stood clutching a stuffed dragon.
"Daddy? You snuggles?" He asked quietly. It was clear he had been crying.
"Of course Teddy. I'm coming. You can show yourself out right Gin? I'll text you tomorrow." Harry scooped up the little boy who pushed his thumb into his mouth sucking, letting his head drop to Harrys shoulder tiredly.
"Yes, go go. I love you Harry. I'll talk to you in the morning." Ginny gave a wave, leaving Harrys mobile on the table. He would worry about taking that awful picture down in the morning. For now he had a duty to do.
"Okay Teddy, let's get you back to bed." Harry carried the boy upstairs. For tonight he would let him sleep in his bed. Snuggling sounded perfect.
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"Okay Teddy, Now be a good boy, eat up and get big and strong." Harry used a sticking charm and set a plate with cut up pancake and scrambled eggs down on the high chair. Teddy dug in with chubby fingers happily.
Harry moved to the counter and poured himself a cup of coffee and added some milk.
Curiously, he picked up his mobile. It had been less than twelve hours since Ginny had created his Wiz-Date profile and added that thirst trap photo. He needed to delete that. He didn't want to draw in fakes with hungry desires that he wouldn't be capable of fulfilling.
He swiped through the aps on his Spell Phone until he found the newest ap. He clicked it nervously.
Welcome to Wiz-Date
Where you can find anything you desire
Harry rolled his eyes and laughed. Sure, anything he desired huh? How about a man who didn't mind that he was inexperienced in all areas of his life, had a two year old on his hip and that he was a fucking mess in his life.
Welcome back Prongs41198. You have 27 potential matches. Please click to view profiles.
Twenty-seven matches? What was happening. Harry clicked the link and the first profile that appeared. He let out a noise as a dick pic came across the screen. "That's just nasty."
Harry swiped left praying that the next profile wasn't as bold. Fifteen minutes of reading profiles and only four survived and he swiped right on them, allowing them to connect.
The last profile was the one that caught his eye. Like his own profile, it was simple yet had a thirst trap photo.
The picture was of the most perfect ass he had ever seen. Creamy perfect skin, with what he assumed were firm globes that looked completely edible. The man had his black briefs pulled down just below his cheeks pulling them up in a delicious way. It was just revealing enough to make Harry want to see more.
User Name: GreenCobra6580
Age: 20
Sex: Male
Height: 5'9
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Grey
Seeking: Male
Preferences: What every blonde wants, Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome
Hobbies: Potions, Photography, Being right all the time
Likes: Being pampered, Tall men, Privacy, Nature and star gazing
Dislikes: Being told I'm wrong, Hero Complexes, mismatched socks
I'm a straight forward guy looking for someone who doesn't mind being pushed around. I am mouthy and know what I want. I won't settle for less. I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but I am someone's shot of fire whiskey including the burn
Harry clicked back to the guys picture, yeah, that was certainly wank material.
Prongs41198 you have 1 new message . Click here to view.
GreenCobra6580: I am certainly hoping that picture is really you. I have to say, the things I thought about after seeing it, well they would make a porn star blush. I find that I check several of your boxes. Blonde for sure. I too value privacy. Huge fan of snakes, the user name says it all. I would say I fit the bad boy type. So tell me Prongs, want to let me boss you around?
Harry laughed out loud. The man was bold. He wasn't lying. He went for what he wanted and held no punches. Harry bent down and picked up Teddys cup of juice and placed it back onto the tray. Did he respond? Ginny would be pissed if he didn't try.
Prongs41198: Only one problem, I may have a bit of a hero complex. Can you over look it?
GreenCobra6580: Ah, that depends… are those your abs currently? Didn't just find that picture on the wizarding web?
Prongs41198: Those are 100% mine Though I didn't add the picture. A friend of mine thought it would help draw in more men
GreenCobra6580: And did it Prongs? Did you draw in more men like myself, practically gagging for it? (Though I don't have a gag reflex )
Prongs41198: You are certainly very confident. Yes, it did attract a lot of men. Unfortunately, most of them didn't make the cut.
GreenCobra6580: But I did? May I be so bold to ask what made me pass? What made them fail?
Prongs41198: For one, anyone who had their main picture as their dick… that's just gross. Some didn't pass because I could just tell we wouldn't click. I liked your profile, it was like mine. Very honest and witty. Plus… that picture… is that really your ass?
GreenCobra6580: Yes, that is 100% my ass. I like photography, especially doing boudoir shoots. It is quite nice isn't it? My second best feature. My eyes I have been told are my first.
Prongs41198: That's funny. I've been told my eyes are my best feature. So, perfect ass, Blonde, short (which I think is cute), sarcastic and funny. The real question is, What's wrong with you Cobra?
Harry didn't get to see a reply. Teddy decided at that moment he was done eating breakfast and because he couldn't dump his plate his picked up a handful of mushed eggs and threw it right into Harrys coffee cup.
"Okay little man. Let's get you cleaned up and to day care. Dad has to get to work anyways."
Harry signed out of the ap and put the phone aside. He stood up pulling Teddy from his chair. "Let's go get ready for the day."