( These are two silly stories I made for fun the first one is about Beavery and Raccoony having a burping contest )
( Beavery and Raccoony were in an open field both of them had a bottle of soda )
Beavery: Right Raccoony are we ready?
Raccoony: Yes I am whoever burps the loudest wins.
( Raccoony and Beavery began chugging down their soda until it was empty afterwards they waited for the pressure to build up in their stomachs )
Beavery: Anything yet?
Raccoony: Nope.
( Suddenly Raccoony's stomach began to gurgle loudly he prepared to release a mighty burp which he did )
Raccoony: ( Burps loudly )
Beavery: Wow that was so cool my turn now.
( Beavery waited but nothing happened )
Beavery: Hey nothings happening.
( Raccoony took out stethoscope and used it to listen to Beavery's stomach for gurgling but he heard nothing )
Raccoony: I can't hear any gurgling in your tummy.
Beavery: Aw maybe I didn't drink enough soda oh well.
( Beavery rubbed his stomach in disappointment suddenly to his surprise his stomach began gurgling )
Beavery: Oh wait here it comes.
( Beavery took a deep breath as the pressure rise from his belly and to his mouth then he burped so loudly the whole Earth shook which even broke part of the USA when he stopped Raccoony's fur was messed up from the giant burp )
Raccoony: Well looks like you win Beavery.
Beavery: Woo hoo.
( The other silly story here is Squirrely daring Pepper Clark to hold her breath for an hour )
Pepper: Hi Squirrely.
Squirrely: Hey Pepper I heard that Skunky managed to hold his breath for five minutes along with Fifi La Fume.
Pepper: Yeah so what?
Squirrely: Well I thought I should dare you to hold your breath for one hour.
Pepper: Challenge accepted.
Squirrely: Good now take a big breath and hold it.
Pepper: ( Inhales deeply and holds her breath making her cheeks puff up )
Squirrely: Good now hold it in for an hour.
( After ten minutes of her holding her breath Pepper's cheeks began to turn red )
Squirrely: You're cheeks are red but you're still doing good.
( After twenty minutes Pepper's entire face was red from holding her breath for so long )
Squirrely: Keep holding it in Pepper.
( After forty minutes Pepper's face was now blue )
Squirrely: Just twenty minutes left.
( After fifty nine minutes Pepper's face was flashing different colours and she was mumbling in fear )
Squirrely: Just one minute left.
( After ten seconds Pepper's cheeks got so big she thought she would explode finally the one hour passed and Pepper exhaled so hard she flew around like a balloon deflating )
Squirrely: Are you alright girl?
Pepper: ( Panting heavily ) Yes I am but I did it.
( And those are the two silly skits )