COME ON BOYS!
Schooling for ghouls...having to act like humans. Lots of questions and gawking at the parents
"You dont think actual daddy was blonde like Hide?" wonders Touka.
"If Im most like uncle and mommy, actual parents have to be white hair and black hair. What ghouls are blonde?" says Haise.
"You're basing it off mommy Ken and uncle Ken?" wonders Touka.
"It would be weird spotting a blonde ghoul loving a white haired ghoul. Mommy and Zombie daddy are fine to love eachother." says Haise pondering.
"Dont think to hard kid." says Touka reverting her eyes annoyed, "Are there blonde ghouls? Id remember if I saw some."
"Shark bro looks blondish so what hair colors is he into?" wonders Haise.
"I met him once so dunno. Uncle Ken was squirming while he and the bluette asked about his life. Bluette was teasing him about game logic vs reality; Hide pov vs Ken pov. That was until I added to the conversation." says Touka.
"Know your favorite part of the body?" wonders Touka curiously.
"Mommy likes thigh meat bestest, uncle...I think likes the same as mommy, zombie daddy gets arms or legs but he talks about his stomach to much. Do human stomachs taste good? Mine gets cut up so dunno my favorite parts." says Haise.
"Forget I asked then." says Touka.
"WHERE ARE THOSE MORONS!?" thinks Touka eye twitching.
"Let me see if there is any suicide human left." mumbles Touka getting up, "Make sure to drink your coffee."
Void...
"Of course Haise wouldn't know his biological parents nor his favorite part of a human." says Hide bitterly.
"Atleast hes describing possible parents. Wouldnt that be how an amnesiac ponders parents hes never heard of as a Sasaki?" wonders Murmur.
"The family:Sasakis were never alive to begin with." says Hide.
"Haise has dual ukaku and rinkaku not ukaku and bikaku but a boy could wonder." chuckles Murmur.
"Hes never seen his kagune so guessing doesn't hurt." says Hide.
"Haise automatically has Rinkaku due to genetics based on child Ken. The wings are more of a gift to fit 'Zombie' dad and you." says Murmur walking up to the orb.
"Nothing on the 'motherly types'?" wonders Murmur.
"Id rather Touka be my ukaku coach not Raven but you cant be picky. The human females are still adjusting from the awkwardness while Raven is ecstatic." says Hide.
By evening Hide clone and Ken 1 entered Anteiku getting drilled by Touka for having customers stare at the kid when he should've been gone by the time the coffee shop opened.
"Fucking doves." sneers Touka.
"Marude had suspicions. Amon took notice of the sun mask but didnt say anything since Ive been going around as Scarecrow. Errrr...Amon knows of the masks while Arima and Marude might have eyed the masks in question. They know we are ghouls so we were about to sneak away to get our masks. As for official ghoul aliases, thats being decided on. Saiko and Ginshi were on our side while Urie glared daggers and Mutsuki was on the fence." says Hide clone. "We havent ditched CCG so they cant rule us out as rogue dogs." mutters Ken 1.
"Meet any kids?" wonders Hide clone excitedly.
"Its mostly teens and adults that want coffee." says Haise wearily.
"Kids get to eat the pastries if human." says Hide clone.
"Kids eating donuts and stuffs...no kids my age that Ive seen." says Haise trying to remember, "Sitting at a lone table makes customers talk. Noone sat with me except the brunette Hinami."
"5 year olds are normally in daycare or kindergarten." mumbles Ken 1.
"As long as the humans dont realize they have ghouls, you will find friends in no time daycare or kindergarten. Worst case scenario, we use the abandoned school in ward 2." says Hide clone.
"Put him in your old elementary school and see what happens." says Touka.
"Its so far from the offices." says Ken 1 unsure.
"Not my problem." says Touka.
"Kasahara is where we met so maybe Haise will get lucky?" wonders Hide clone.
"Meeting your forever friend and ally is once in a lifetime." says Ken 1 chuckling bitterly.
"Hahaha...well meeting a athletic foodie is straining." says Hide clone.
"Hehehehe..." says Ken 1.
"Ok! But we're not financially stable enough for school education." says Hide clone.
"And who would be the teacher and students once hes transferred in?" wonders Ken 1 uneasily.
"Slow down Whitey. Theres no certainty on personalities per child and teacher. I get it. If Haise shows his kagune who knows what would happen." says Touka.
Ken1 has a worried feeling while Hide clone seemed excited despite the never getting payed part.
"Arima...how do we tell the teachers hes a full ghoul experiment for CCG?" wonders Ken1 heart sinking.
"Hes an experiment?" wonders Touka.
"Yes and no. Yuno created Haise who seemingly has Kaneki genes with a dash of ukaku angel wings." says Ken1 uneasily.
Toukas eyes widened as realization hit upon remembering the confusion on his face when his actual parents were brought up. She hadnt thought much of it with the confusion of favorite body part outweighed the idea of physical proof of parents.
"Hes part of CCG just under different circumstances." says Ken1 shying away.
"She snuck into a CCG lab and used your...the fuck?" wonders Touka in disbelief.
"Something like that." says Ken 1, "He lives in this world with no family tree like myself."
"I asked Haise about his actual parents thinking he was from an orphanage." says Touka face palming.
"No orphanage would willingly let ghouls adopt humans." says Hide clone.
"With your persona, theres a first for everything." says Touka.
Before Touka could get more info on Haise, Haise was carried out of the coffee shop with Hide behind them.
"Just missed them! I wanted to see what Hide looks like now." says Hinami.
"Not much a difference." says Touka.
"Its cute how Haise acts like big brother Ken. Not many kids today if Haise wants friends." says Hinami.
"I noticed." mutters Touka.