Hey guys and Gals. This is my first Fun File series for Assassination Classroom. I hope I do well with these and leave reviews on how I did. I do not own Assassination Classroom. Also, the chapters will bounce around between time periods (I mean in one chapter they could be Adults, the next chapter they could be back in their third year of Junior high.)
[Paintball]
Nagisa Shiota, a normal Junior High Student, was at his desk when two of his classmates, Yuma Isogai and Megu Kataoka, both Class representatives for the boys and girls, walked in. Megu sat in her seat at the front of the row next to the row Nagisa sat in and she placed her head on the table, as did Yuma. Nagisa looked back and forth between the Class reps and asked, "What happened?" Yuma looked at Nagisa and said, "Asano and the big five challenged us to a game of Paintball. If they win, then we are not allowed to participate in the next school event. If we win, we're allowed."
"Seems like they like having their asses handed out to them on silver platters." Said Karma in a cool, calm way. Yuma looked behind him and said, "Yeah, but the catch is that they are allowed to have as many people they want, while we're only allowed to have five." The rest of the class was speechless but they were clearly pissed. Meahara then asked, "If we're only allowed to have five, we'll need the best marksmen in the class who are also good at being Covert." Soon their Teacher, Korosensei, came in and said, "So I hear that Asano has placed another bet with this class, am I right." Yuma nodded his head and before he could speak, the door opened and three Anti-Sensei BBs flew at Korosensei, but he dodged them with ease.
"So it's true about your speed, very impressive. No one has ever dodged all three BBs I fire." said a voice as a boy about their age walked in. He had Brown Hair, brown eyes, muscular, tall, and was holding one of the Class's Air rifles. Korosensei then asked, "May I ask who you are and how did you get here without me smelling you?" The boy chuckled as he walked to the front of the class and turned to face the class. He then bowed and said, "My name is John Bertrand, I'm a Foregin Exchange Student from the states and I'm here to help kill the Octopus. How I got here is simple, I disguised my scent to match that of the woods surrounding this school." Korosensei's head then turned purple and said, "Hey, I prefer to be called by the name I was given!" John chuckled before he said, "Of course sir, Korosensei is it? I hope you making me try to kill you will be fun."
"[Giggles] Well then John, I hope you have fun trying to kill me as much as I will have to teach you." said Korosensei with green stripes. John smiled and said, "I'm looking forward to it. But anyway, I heard something about a bet against this class?" Yuma nodded his head and said, "Yeah, Asano, leader of the big 5, challenged us to Paintball and…" but John raised his hand and said, "Say no more, I'm in. That match is as good as won with me on the team." Maehara shot up and said, "Wait, you're that John Bertrand? Winner of the National Paintball battle Royale in the states 5-years running?" John chuckled and said, "Seems my reputation has preceded me. Yes I am that John." The class was in awe, they were in the presence of a legend in the Paintball community.
Then Chiba stood up and asked, "Is it true that you sniped an opposing kid as soon as he got out of his safety zone 1,609 Meters away?" John smiled and said, Guilty." Then Sugino asked, "What about how you took on a team of 20 members by yourself and walked away without a single Paintball hit on you." John placed his hands on his waist and said, "Guilty as well." Nagisa then thought, 'A paintball legend, here in our classroom. And he's going to be learning with us, how cool is that?' Then Korosensei said, "Impressive feats John. I think you would make an excellent member of the team we have to send." John smiled and said, "I just do what I do, so how many other people are going?"
"That's the problem, A-Class is allowed to have as many people as they want, we can only bring five. Well, four besides you." Yuma told John. John then placed a hand on his chin and said, "Seems like they want to do Quantity over Quality. Well wait until they get a load of me." That was when Chiba said, "You'll need a sniper, I can do it." John nodded his head and said, "Okay, we need three more." Soon Sugino stood up and said, "With you on our team, I'm feeling confident, I'm in." Then Maehara said, "Me too." the last to stand up was Nagisa and he said, "Same here."
"There we have it, we have our team. Let's show those A-class dicks that we mean business." said John and the four who stood up cheered. Soon it came the time for the Paintball Match. Asano, leader of the big 5, stood with his team behind him, about 25 players plus the Big 5 themselves. Soon John, Chiba, Nagisa, Sugino, and Maehara walked onto the field to meet Asano and the Big 5. Meeting in the middle, Asano looked at John and asked, "Who are you?" John smiled and said, "John Bertrand. I'm a Foregin Exchange Student from the States. I'm also the Winner of the National Paintball battle Royale in the states 5-years running." Asano and the big five gasped, E-class had a Legend on their team. Asano regained his cool and said, "The rules are simple, each player has a hundred rounds. Once the horn goes off that's when we begin. If you get hit, you're out. Once all the players for one side are out, the round is over. The best of three rounds wins this challenge." John smiled and said, "I'm okay with that." John then led his team back to their side as Asano and the big five led their team back to their side. Meanwhile, the rest of E-Class sat on the grass to watch the slaughter of A-Class.
It was two minutes before the Horn would blow and John, along with the rest of the team, created a fool-proof plan to win the first round. The two minutes went by and the Horn blared. A-Class charged at Team E-Class but were all mowed down by Chiba's sniper fire, and Maehara, Sugino, John, and Nagisa's crossfire, the first round was over before it even began. Asano growled before he shouted, "Very Clever John. I should have expected a tactic like that from a legend in Paintballing." John smiled and said from his position, "I appreciate the compliment, hope the next round goes a little Longer." Asano said nothing in response as he walked back to his side. John signalled to Chiba to come down and they did an ammo count, since there were twenty-five to their five, they all used up 5 rounds, while Asano and his team used up little of their ammo.
"Okay, Ryu, go to the back right corner and take up a sniping position.. Nagisa, Tomohito, you two will hide in that truck for when I saw now, then pop up and open fire. Hiroto and I will draw them in and you guys take them out." Maehara, Nagisa, Sugino, and Chiba nodded their heads and went to their positions. Maehara then said, "I just have to say it's an Honor to be by your side sir, huge fan." John chuckled before he said, "Just call me John, Hiroto, we classmates after all." Maehara smiled as he nodded his head. Soon the horn blew again. John and Hiroto popped their heads up and slowly moved forward. John then noticed something was off and before he and Hiroto knew it, they got ambushed from behind, along with Chiba, Nagisa, and Sugino. Soon Asano came out from the side of the field and said, "Looks like this round is ours."
"You fucking cheated." said Maehara. Asano chuckled before he said, "Well, no one set the boundaries before this match started." John smiled and said, "Okay then, this round goes to you, final round is upon us, any last words before we mop the floor like last time." Asano smiled before he said, "Yes, I was the one who shot you in the back of the head." John smiled and said, "You're gonna regret saying that." John then took Maehara back to their side to meet up with Nagisa, Sugino, and Chiba. John then said, "Since apparently there are no set boundaries, I have an Idea."
The Horn went off one more time and Asano led the big five down the middle as his team came in from the sides. When they got to the area John and the E-Class team, but found that they weren't there. Soon, several Paint balls came from behind and took out 10 A-Class students from behind. Asano turned around and said, "They're at our base, let's go!" The remaining A-Class members ran to their side before another 10 got hit in the back by Blue Paintballs. Asano was confused, were they firing from their base or Asano's base. Asano then said, "The Big 5 will go back to our base, the rest of you go to their side and find them!" The A-Class team members nodded their heads and went to find out where their enemies were. John then dropped down from the tree and sprayed with two Paintball Machine Pistols and sprayed the remaining A-Class team members in the backs, ending the round and the match. As Asano got up, John said, "You didn't say anything about staying to the ground either." Asano was pissed off, and his smile showed it. Asano then said, "It seems your Reputation has not been exaggerated, but I am also going to be famous for being the first person to hit the Legendary Paintball champion John Bertrand. I will allow this to be a E-Class Victory even though you cheated." John smiled and said, "Like I said, There were no Rules about the boundaries, which included keeping our feet on the ground. But I do thank you Asano. I hope you're going to keep your side of the deal, which is what exactly?"
"Simple, the next School event that comes around, E-Class would have been forbidden to Partake in it if they lost this. Nothing will happen since they won with your help." said Asano. John smiled and said, "Okay, how about this, a rematch, you and four others vs me, I win, you have to serve the members of E-class food, A-Class pays for the food and makes it perfect for us, Deal?" Asano shook his head and said, "No way, one deal is enough. I'm not making any deals with you and your Reputation, good day E-Class." Asano then led the Big-5 and the rest of A-Class off the field in defeat. John smiled as the rest of E-Class came down to celebrate. Toka walked up to John and kissed his cheek, making the boy blush and pass out. Toka giggled before she said, "Looks like the Paintball Champion can easily pass out from a kiss." Everyone laughed as Karma and Maehara helped John out and carried him back to where he was staying.