Loudformers
Chapter 21: Intervention Interrogation
Inside the not so secret Autobot warehouse in Great Lakes City. Rodimus Spokes: I am Rodimus Spokes "The Prime Autobot defender of law and order and justice" and I'll be the judge of this warehouse courtroom today to see who set this Hazeltucky Party Outlet siege & hostage. We got three main suspects in the court room: Lockdown Bolhoffner, Vic Sharkbite, and Chandler Steeljaw. So all of you Decepticon gentlemen, what have to say for yourselves for this intergalactic criminal act? Lockdown Bolhofner: I object Sir Rodimus, this court case is an abomination and a discourse to this planet! Vic Sharkbite: really Rodimus, you maybe one of the current Primes like Lori Prime but it will take more than 3 Decepticons to punish us out of this tiny planet called Earth. Chandler Steeljaw: dude, all we found is some canisters of Acid Energon at the back of a party store. Lisa Toolbot: this Acid Energon is highly toxic and more caffeine for a giant robot than an energy drink called cola soda where it's usually consumed by a tiny human creature. Lockdown Bolhofner: there's a secret to this yellow color in this acid formula in this Energon that a tiny human cannot consume. This Yellow Acid Energon that can upgrade your weapon or a Minicon attached will be twice deadly, twice faster, and twice powerful than a usual regular blue Energon without the acid that doesn't have caffeine. Alexis Cosmos: can the jury speak Sir Rodimus? Rodimus Spokes: sure my beloved Alexis. Alexis Cosmos: one time I was swallowed by a Dinobot which is a Rhino type shape and his breathe stinks like wildfire. Hong Perceptor: that explains you also smuggled a Dinobot to put a smoky fire to escape the siege. Vic Sharkbite: did it burn your skinplate? Alexis Cosmos: no he ate a lot of metal from a destroyed building but it chewed and melt it down. Rodimus Spokes: but who delivered the canisters of this toxic formula? Chandler Steeljaw: some tiny woman named Joyce Crandall wanting to turn Royal Woods into a lakeside resort of something. Rodimus Prime: so a human alliance is involved for evil and anti-environmental purposes. Hong Perceptor: people should be more careful about harming the balance of the planet's atmosphere and the nature of the planet's green plants. Rodimus Spokes: who else in this illegal planet to planet Energon heist? Chandler Steeljaw: not one criminal mastermind but also an evil team up with an old man who happens to be a brother of a gas station owner named Flip Fillipini who is a billionaire of course. Rodimus Spokes: I see, besides the mass illegal financial wealth she has it's own secret warehouse to smuggle the Deceptions into this planet to destroy the Autobots. Vic Sharkbite: revenge does well serve your honor. But u have to take cover now. Rodimus Spokes: what now? (BOOOOOOOMMMMM!) Slipstream: hey boys wanna blow this planet up? Lockdown Bolhoffner: hold up hold up, I need to put a stinkbomb first. (BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!) Alexis Cosmos: cough cough!
They're getting away! Hong Perceptor: oh well in that case. "PRTT PRTT" This is Eyesight to ART, Eyesight to ART, Arturo Wreck-Gar do you here me, Slipstream took and escape the 3 Decepticon fugitives at our secret base. Arturo Wreck-Gar: did the lock and loaded Hoffner put a blind eye in a stink bomb? Hong Perceptor: yes, but were on our way to lock them away again and again. Alright everyone it's time to roll out for justice and Energon. Rodimus Spokes: OK then court dismissed, bow and arrow gimme your strike to stop evil! Alexis Cosmos: wow, he does that at the end of each court battle? Hong Perceptor: we'll not all of it. C'mon lets go!
Bonus scene where Flip founds and opens a truck filled with Acid Energon. Flip: huh whats this, a more bright yellow of this tank of fuel? I hope its more clean and more environmentally friendly, well mostly clean fuel. Kotaro: hey Flip, got a new fuel coming in? I'll buy your new fuel with Flippee XL Cherry to go. Flip: $10 bucks plus a free scratcher. Kotaro: got it with my credit card. Flip: well Flip ole boy, we got a new rake of dough! The end.
