Happy Bravoentines! This story is set before Sonny's injury. Hope you get a laugh out of it!
Lisa pushes the door to the team's cages open. "Well hello Lieutenant Davis." Clay comments. "Glad none of us were in a state of undress."
Lisa turns and looks at him. "You say that like it's something I haven't seen more times that I care to."
"Yet you choose to see Sonny naked." Trent laughs.
"All of you can shut the hell up." Lisa slaps a stack of papers on the table in the middle of the room. "I came in here to invite you guys to a party, and this is the thanks I get."
Brock pops his head out of his cage. "A party you say?"
"That is what I said." Lisa watches Clay walk up to her and pick up one of the loose papers.
He reads the header before passing the invitations around the room. "Bravoetines?" He shakes his head. "How drunk were you and Sonny when this idea come to you?"
"We started in fairly early that day." Sonny chuckles.
Lisa leans against Sonny's cage. "Look, is the name kind of dumb, maybe but who doesn't love a Sonny and Davis party?"
"The woman has a point." Metal nods.
"Thank you." Lisa gestures towards Metal.
"Is this like a galentines thing?" Clay asks after studying the flyer in his hands.
"Yeah." Lisa nods. "That is where I got the name from."
"Now, I maybe out of the loop, but what the hell is a galentines?" Trent asks, looking around the room.
"It's a valentine's party with your girlfriends." Lisa tells him.
"Hence the name." Trent nods in understanding. "Are there going to be corny valentines treats?"
"There will be." Lisa smirks.
"Count me in." Trent chuckles. "I can't say no to heart shaped cookies."
"Fanatic." Lisa looks around the rest of the room and sees the rest of the team nod in agreement. "Perfect, see you guys then."
Lisa opens the door to find Mandy and Jason standing on the other side. "I'm not sure I have ever been to a Valentine's party." Mandy tells Lisa as she and Jason walk through the door.
"Me either." Lisa closes the door behind them. "But what is the point of having the guys around if we torture them every once in a while?"
"Mhmm." Mandy looks at Jason. "That is a good point."
"No ganging up on me you two." Jason laughs. "Sonny, your dumb ass would find a Texas valentines shirt."
"Yes Sonny, how does Lisa feel about you calling Texas your valentine instead of her?" Mandy pokes.
"Listen here, I feel sorry for y'all that ya don't understand my unwavering love for my home state like Davis does." Sonny says looking between Mandy and Jason. "And Davis, don't think I don't see ya over there tryin to start some shit."
"Who, little ol' me?" Lisa grins. "I would never."
"This place looks so cute." Emma announces as her, Clay and Metal walk in.
"Thank you." Lisa reaches out to hug her. "You guys get some drink, there are plenty to choose from."
"Trent is going to lose his mind over all this food." Metal says surveying the food table. "He wasn't kidding when he said he like themed treats."
"The random and completely unexpected things I learn about you guys." Mandy laughs.
"We're full of surprises." Metal says while attempting to chew a mini heart shaped pizza. "Looks like the gang is all here." He comments as the rest of Bravo enters the house. "Trent, check this shit out."
"Davis, this is why you have always been my favorite." Trent grins.
"Glad to know some heart shaped and red and pink food was all it took." Lisa laughs.
After everyone is settled around the living room, Lisa looks around the group. "Now, you all should know by now that as a group we take as many opportunities to embarrass each other as possible." She sets a stack of flash cards on the table. "That being said, truth or drink."
"Aww shiiit." Brock chuckles.
"Ain't no body wanna hear prime time stories." Ray comments.
Trent raises his hand. "Actually."
"No one asked you Trent." Ray calls.
"You always have the option to drink." Lisa smirks.
"I vote Raymond goes first, since he's puttin up the biggest fight." Sonny chimes in.
"You would do me like that brother." Ray shakes his head, but draws the first card. "After you've dropped a piece of food, what's the longest time you've left it on the ground and then ate it?" He reads. "First off, it depends on the food, a chip, it's able to be blown off."
"That's disgusting Ray." Naima shrieks.
"Don't listen to her Ray, you're right, it matters." Trent nods in agreement.
"To the left." Lisa nods to Metal.
Metal starts laughing before he reads the card aloud. "Have you ever farted in an elevator? Every chance I get."
"You motherfuck." Brock yells. "Always blaming on my sweet angels. And it's been you this whole time."
"I always figured it was Sonny." Jason laughs.
"I hate ya for assumin that Jace." Sonny grumbles.
Jason draws the next card. "Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction? Well, there was the fly almost down while meeting the president, but wonder woman Davis caught that one, thankfully. But most memorable would be the time a ripped the entire back off my pants while climbing a wall during infill. I had to do the entire op with my whole ass hanging out."
Ray starts laughing uncontrollably. "And we gave you so much hell for that one brother."
"Thanks for the support, Ray." Jason jokes.
"Anybody else upset this was before their time on Bravo?" Sonny asks the group and sees everyone nod in agreement.
"My turn." Mandy says in the monotone she could muster. "What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up as the other sex? I mean, the helicopter, obviously."
"Really?" Jason question.
"Really." Mandy confirms.
"I think that's every woman's answer Jason." Lisa tells him. "Like why would you not?"
"Do I talk to myself in the mirror?" Lisa reads. "If practicing speeches and briefings count then yes, all the time."
"What a workaholic." Metals calls.
"Let's see what old Sonny got." He reaches for a card. "If you had to choose between going naked or having your thoughts appear in thought bubbles above your head for everyone to read, which would you choose? I'll tell y'all what, I have spent plenty of time naked runnin around this town. And I still haven't learned what inside thoughts are."
"At least he knows." Ray laughs.
"If you could only hear one song for the rest of your life, what would it be? That's a tough on." Clay chuckles. "But I gotta go with Shania Twain, let's go girls. Great pump-up song."
Emma picks up the next card. "Would you rather live with no internet or not A/C or heat? Oh, definitely no internet, I can find other ways to entertain myself, but I have to be comfortable."
Blackburn draws next. "If someone offered you $1 million to break up with your significant other, would you do it? I mean, I do have three ex-wives, why practice for nothing."
"Three ex-wives?" Mandy exclaims. "After all of these years spent in HAVOC together how did I never know that?"
"Man's gotta have his secrets." Blackburn responds coolly.
"Oh." Trent laughs. "If you could suddenly become invisible, what would you do? It would be all over for you fuckers. You would never have a moment of peace ever again."
"No body let Trent die, we don't need that spirit haunting us." Jason comments.
Brock takes his card and reads aloud. "Have you ever wanted to LARP?" Brock clears his throat. "Fun fact, I have participated in some LARPing events before, in costume and all. It's more freeing than you think."
"Do I need to google LARPin for us normal people?" Sonny asks.
"Dude, you don't know what it is?" Trent asks.
"No Trent, unlike the two of you nerds I have a life." Sonny tells him.
"It's live action role play. It can be different things that people LARP." Trent tells the group.
"Nerds." Jason says with a fake cough.
"So mean to each other." Naima says as she reaches for a card. "Do you dance when you're by yourself?" She reads. "Is there any other way to clean?"
"There isn't." Emma agrees.
"I gotta hand it to you Davis." Jason turns to look at her. "Your party games always get us to spill some secrets about ourselves."
"And we all had a great laugh." Lisa smiles. "I do want to say thank you all for coming, I know this party is corny, but look how much fun we are having."
"And festive treats." Trent adds making another pass around the food table.