Kamar-Taj, 2025

MADISYNN KING
Hey wong its ya girl
Wongers
The wongster
Wooooooooooooooooong

WONG

What is it, Madisynn?

MADISYNN KING
Lookit u spellin my name right on the 1st try
I always have 2 fix my autocorrect callin u wang

WONG
Can I help you?

MADISYNN KING
Fr u can
What do u no abt demons?

WONG
Oh, no.

MADISYNN KING
U remember how I made a pact w one?
Hes being a lil bitch abt me holding up my end
Short vers I need like a shitton of goats 2 sacrifice like 2morrow
Or hes gonna get that blood some other way

WONG
What in hell did you agree to?

MADISYNN KING
WONG I told u I cannot discuss it
R u gonna help or not

WONG
Madisynn, I have enough to deal with without your ill-advised cross-dimensional escapades.

MADISYNN KING
OK whatev but just sos you no
Hes gonna reap the souls of my loved ones
And since u n me r besties now
U r def on the reaping list

WONG

Damn it.