guest: Okay I'm just gonna stop making character pairing requests 4 now on. Making promises just lead to disappointment.

Just wanted to get this one out there so it'll stop living in my head.

April O Neil.

"Who's that lady in the jumpsuit?" Lincoln said.

"This is April O' Neil. She's from New York and runs Channel 6 News." Lisa said.

"Thats who she is? Because she kinda looks...a bit...umm..." Lincoln droned seeing the inevitable.

"True." Lisa continued for him. "April's outfit and occupation is similar to Kathrine Mulligan so it's probably to be expected of her to be as on the job as our Michigan counterpart."

"April's reporting is simply wonderous!" Lola spoke out. "Like how she's able to keep her composure and be always hard working especially when reporting on those icky monsters and disasters in the city; That lady does not. miss. a. BEAT!"

"You're not just saying that aloud because you've been recognized in New York as Michigan's Cute and Mean's Pageant winner is it, Lola?" Lincoln noted.

"*Gasp!* I've been recognized in New York? I have no idea!"

"In any case, I'd limit exposure to her camera as much as possible lest she power up her Ratings Meter. " Lisa pointed out. "When her Ratings Meter gets high enough, she'll unleash her Breaking News which delivers devastating damage."

"Yikes. That's not something I want to be a part of." Lincoln said.

"That's because you haven't practiced being in front of a camera, Linky." Lola interjected. "You just need to practice poise, confidence, and have an award winning smile."

"Lola, I may be the man with a plan, but when it comes to being put on the spot with April, I can't help but pull out early."

"And that is why you fail."

Leonardo/Michelangelo: Bonus Dialog

"Hey, that's Leonardo/Michelangelo but something seems different about him." Lincoln said.

"Maybe he's lost weight?" Leni said.

"Hey. There's the heroes in a half shell!" A man named Lynn Sr. said.

"Wait a minute. Dad, you know who this is?" Lincoln said.

"You're kidding, right? That's Leonardo/Michelangelo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

"Dad, I know the Turtles and this isn't the Leonardo/Michelangelo I know."

"Oh right, these turtles are the ones that has been introduced before your time."

"Huh, what do you mean?"

"You see, the turtles made their first appearance in a comic in 1984, after that they're adapted into the 1987 cartoon which is the one you're seeing now. And since that happened, they've became a worldwide phenomenon."

"There wasn't a single kid back in my day who doesn't know who the TMNT are. They're that famous."

"Hnm, apparently, there has been many incarnations of the turtles, according to research." Lisa said." Despite its antiquated style, this incarnation seems to resonate amongst the turtle fans."

"Wow! Consider us lucky to meet this incarnation. Hey Dad, you said they became a phenomenon. Did the 87' cartoon really blew 'em up like that?" Lincoln said.

"Oh Lincoln, you have no idea what you missed. I'll show you what I mean after you finish your little battle." Lynn Sr said.

"You got it!"

"So Father unit, after that incarnation is The Next Mutation?" Lisa said.

Lynn Sr anwered. "We don't talk about that one honey."

Lily grunts until a SPLURRCH! sounds out as a massive stink comes from her diaper.

"Poo-Poo!"