Okay, so here is, yet again, another manga-me written chapter... I wrote these awhile ago; so please bear with me. I'll tell you when I stopped COPYING from the manga. There, I said it. Again. Masashi Kishimoto owns everything and everything about Naruto.

You head outside so you could eat. All you had brought for lunch was an apple, a sandwich, and a bag of chips. With water bottle in hand, you climbed up in a tree, and relaxed in it. Looking up at a building, you saw Naruto sitting atop of it. You concentrated on him until you heard… "This sucks! This sucks!" There has to be an up-side… I've got it! Naruto spoke, and thought before jumping off of the building, and sneaking behind another building.

You looked at the new building that he was on, and you spotted Sasuke leaning against a window, eating a rice ball. Sasuke lets his guard down when he's eating… "AGHK!" gasped Sasuke while being pulled into the window. "HEY! WHO THE HE… NARUTO!"

"SHH! KEEP IT DOWN, IDIOT!" A Sasuke look-alike then came out of the window a few minutes later. All was quiet on the other side of the window. "Fool…" he then disappeared.

You sighed and continued eating your lunch from your tree. You spotted Sakura sitting on a bench with her head on her hands, her elbows in her lap. Sigh… How can I overwhelm him by sex appeal… …When I got so shortaged in the T & A department?! The only part if me that's oversized is my stupid forehead! I'm so self-conscious about it! Which is just… It can't be! Sakura spotted, you noted, 'Sasuke' leaning against a tree that was nearby to yours.

But it is! Sasuke- he's looking at me!! With bedroom eyes! Like he can see right through me! You roll your eyes at the pink haired girls' thoughts. All this girl can think about is Sasuke-uke. What then happened you really disliked: you got pulled into one of her 'wishes in a dream': "You have such a noble brow… So charming… I could kiss it!" said fantasy Sasuke. "That's what it's there for! 3" said Sakura.

When that was over, you shuddered. Never again, do I want to be stuck in that! you thought. Your attention was brought over to Sakura again when she thought Oh-! when 'Sasuke' walked over to her. Sigh… …Fairy tales don't come true… …and it couldn't happen to me.

"You have such a noble brow."

WHAT! thought Sakura.

"So charming… I could kiss it!" said 'Sasuke', blushing at Sakura, who in turn was blushing back.

If I'm dreaming, don't wake me! Inner Sakura: OH YEAH! DREAMS DO COME TRUE

"That's probably what Naruto would say."

Sakura sighs sadly.

"Sakura, I have to know…"

"Yes?"

"What do you think of… Naruto?"

"… … If he had his way, I'd never find love or happiness… he ruins everything… he enjoys tormenting me! Naruto doesn't understand me at all!… … … I can't stand to have him anywhere near me! In fact, the only person whose opinions I value… the only person I really do want to be close to… …is you, Sasuke-kun."

Naruto, who looked like Sasuke, was dumbstruck. Only you… …the only one I really want to be close to… thought Naruto, thinking of Sakura's harsh words about him.

"I'd do almost anything to win your attention… your respect… because I have a crush on you… I'm… desperate." Sakura continued.

You gagged over the sight of her fawning over Sasuke. Naruto didn't torment Sakura, he just wanted her to notice him! She makes me sick! I'll have to tell her that. you picked up your trash and crumpled them into a ball. You throw it at the garbage can, making it hit the inside and fall right in. Score!

Sakura blushed and leaned over to 'Sasuke' with her eyes closed. Naruto blushed as well, thinking: I'm finally starting to understand… …what I love about Sakura

Faint noises were coming from the building Naruto had his lunch on. You looked in that direction to see the real Sasuke struggling with the ropes that bound him. You jumped off of your tree and went inside the room with a kunai in each hand. "Need a hand, Sasuke-uke?" you say, standing over him.

Stupid Naruto! Used his shinobi illusions to pass as me!… WHAT'S HE UP TO?! And now Ino is here to bug the crap out of me… wonder what she'll do… Sasuke thinks, glaring at you.

"Excuse me, you might think that I am my younger twin, Ino. I happen to be Okami, way better of the two. Now do you want help out or not?" you say harshly to him. Sasuke 'humph'ed and looked away. You roll your eyes and cut the ropes binding him with your left kunai, pocketing your right one in your kunai pouch, which was on your left side. "…And you better have a good 'thanks' to me when we meet our Sensei, or else I will personally castrate you!" you call out to Sasuke, who leaped out of the window.

You jump out of the window and leap off the building back onto your tree. Sakura and Naruto were just about to kiss when a gurgle arose in his stomach, causing him to gasp and clutch his stomach. "My s-stomach…" Naruto groaned.

Naruto got up and ran as fast as he could to the nearest bathroom. "What's wrong?" Sakura asked his retreating form.

I'm getting… the… r-r RRRUNS!! "Gotta go!" he called to her.

In your tree, you could hardly stop laughing, that scene was so funny. A few birds had scattered from the nearby trees, and other wildlife had run away in fear. You had tears start to form in your eyes, and you were holding onto your neck because you couldn't breathe. (A/N: I have done this before, and it was about something not even remotely funny. I laughed for 8 minutes straight, and I could not breathe. I was laughing silently too, which, apparently, my brother thought that it was funny sight to watch.)

A couple of minutes later, Sasuke showed up. This time it was the real Sasuke, and you had finally stopped laughing. "Sasuke-kun, my sweet, old-fashioned boy!! 3! Did you summon up your nerve?! I'm right here, ready and waiting!!" Sakura cried out to him.

"Recess is over," Sasuke states, "Where is that jerk, Naruto?"

"You're changing the subject again! Can't we get away from Naruto for just one second?! He always comes between us!" Sakura adds, as Sasuke starts to walk off somewhere. Sasuke stops, and looks at Sakura. "It's because he was badly brought up!!"

Sasuke glares at her. "You mean… because he never had any parents?"

Sakura continues, while her arms are crossed. "He doesn't have to answer to anyone, ever, and it's made him completely selfish!!! If I did the kinds of things he gets away with, my parents would ground me for life! Don't you envy him being alone, not having parents nag at you all the time?"

"Kids without families always grow up selfish. That, and lonely." Sasuke said slowly.

"What?" asked Sakura. You rolled your eyes at her. What an idiot you think.

"Being scolded by your folks doesn't even compare!" says Sasuke angrily.

"…Wha…What's gotten into you all of a sudden?" asks Sakura weakly.

"You…" Sasuke glares at her, "…make me sick!"

Sakura was struck speechless. Good, now I don't have to hear her annoying voice crooning over that Sasuke-uke. But he did have a good point. You stretch and crack your knuckles as Sasuke walks away. In your tree, you see Sakura sit down on the bench again.

I make him sick…? …I wonder if Naruto feels that way too… "Maybe, from now on, I could try being a little… …nicer…?" Sakura says to herself quietly.

A silver-haired ninja held a container of milk in his hand. He spoke calmly to his clearly older companion, who wore a robe and a red hat with the character 'fire' on it. "This is Naruto's house, isn't it?"

"Yes." says the older man.

"His milk is expired." the silver-haired man says, looking at the milk carton.

"He's clumsy, but you're the best choice to watch him. You have a talent for sniffing things out! What's more, another member of the cell you shall oversee will be Sasuke, of the Uchiha clan. Best of luck!"

The silver-haired man thought a moment before he answered. This could be a terrible mission but… "I'll do my best!" he said before walking away.