"You're still looking smug, Laura."
"I don't care. You look positively gleeful. Oh, right there..."
"Must be because I feel gleeful. Hmm."
"Don't stop!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm asking you not to."
"I don't care."
"I'll have you thrown out an airlock."
"I don't believe you."
"Try me."
"I will."
"You—Oh!"
"Better?"
"Yes!"
"Or do you want me to stop and go back to doing the other thing?"
"No!"
"Ah, too bad."
"Gnuh... Tom... you're evil."
"Mmhmm."
"Really evil."
"Mmhmm."
"So evil I need to do something about it."
"Wha... Laura—woah..."
"You like that?"
"Gods, yes."
"You want me to keep doing that?"
"Yes please."
"Then stop trying to tease me, Tom. I'm on the clock here."
"You are? Since when?"
"Since I became president about an hour ago. I'm meeting with Admiral Adama in thirteen minutes, then I'm going over the latest census figures with Tory, and then I need to prepare for tomorrow's Quorum meeting – which, by the way, you should do too."
"So I have thirteen minutes to make you scream my name."
"More like ten. Get to it."
"Yes ma'am. You're the boss."
"That's better. Oh... Gods, that's better..."
"I thought you'd like that."
"Now who's... smug...?"
"Oh, I still think you, Laura. I'm sure just the thought of having your wicked way with me--"
"Right, Tom... Now... lie back so we can... move this thing along..."
"I should've known you'd want to be on top."
"Oh, is that a problem?"
"On the contrary. This way gives me a much better... view... sweet Lords of Kobol..."
"Hmm..."
"You still... have a... smug grin... on your face..."
"Mmhmm."
"I like it."
"Shh."
"Yess'm."
"Gnuh..."
"Oh, oh..."
"Ahh..."
"...Hmm..."
"Heh..."
"Hmm?"
"You're gonna be late for your meeting, Laura..."
"Nah... still got another four minutes..."
"You might wanna get dressed first, though, and do something about your hair and, uh, leakage..."
"...You're right. I'll get up."
"...I'm cold now."
"Put your clothes on."
"Good ide—ow! No need to throw them at me!"
"I'm just trying to speed things along."
"That's a trend with you, isn't it?"
"It's a necessity."
"Next time I'll have to make sure I really take my time."
"You think there'll be a next time?"
"Oh, yes. See you at the Quorum meeting, Laura."
"...Right. I'll see you there."
End... for now
