Chapter 4: Cooking Up Some Amps!

(Opening A/N: Now it's time to cook up some amps for our hero, and it's going to be a blast! But, let's save the talk for the end of the chapter...let's get it on!)

Ichigo was still a little sore from that little S&M speal that he did with Hallibel, but it's going to be a bit before there's another lemon my friend.

"What do you mean 'It's going to be a bit?' I could go another round but with someone else!" Ichigo says to the writer, sorry Ichigo, my story, my rules.

And I've got something special for you and the other readers out there as well...but, I'm keeping it as a surprise. And I don't wanna ruin it! Ichigo started to grumble and mutter under his breath because he wanted another regular go with another girl. And he should understand like the rest of you of there, that good things come to those who wait, then Ichigo got a phone call from Mayuri.

"Say Ichigo, if you're done bickering with the author, maybe it's time to cook some amps. Come meet me at the brewery when you're ready." Mayuri said, and Ichigo headed for the brewery to cook up some so he can continue kicking more ass and getting in the sack with more girls.

Now this is where things get interesting, Ichigo was itching to fight more OD and he was also itching to find out who I've got planned for another girl for some fun in the sheets. He then heads over to the brewery and goes up to Mayuri.

"Alright, let's cook some amps." Ichigo said, he then turns the valve and Overcharge starts to flow into the vat.

But day turns to night, and the OD started to come out and they were wanting the overcharge. But Ichigo wasn't going to let them have it, so he decided to fight off as many as he could. But there was a major monkey wrench in the gears, a Hurker appears and is ready to break down the barrier. But Ichigo was armed with the flaming compensator in one hand and the Dirty Harry in the other! And Ichigo started to grind the wires with both guns in his hands, then shoots the OD along with the Hurker coming at the barricade with the vat cooking the overcharge behind it. As soon as the amps were cooked, the vat started to make some weird effects and the OD tried to get the overcharge, but the energy drink filled vat exploded killing the OD in the vicinity. With the amps cooked, it was time for Ichigo to equip it.

"How am I supposed to equip these things exactly?" Ichigo asked, wait for it...wait for it...

"HOLD UP THERE ICHIGO! I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO EQUIP THE AMPS YOU NOW HAVE!" A large booming voice said, and Ichigo was looking around to see where it was coming from.

"Who said that? Is that you?" Ichigo asked, referring to me.

It's not me genius! It's the announcer of the game, duh! I mean if you weren't having your head up your ass...then maybe you'd open your world up a little more!

"AS I WAS SAYING, IN ABLE TO EQUIP THE AMPS YOU HAVE, YOU NEED TO GO TO THE CHARACTER SECTION ON THE MENU, THEN CHOOSE THE AMPS YOU WANT TO EQUIP IN THE EMPTY AMP SLOT, AND THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF AMPS, SO THE MORE AMPS YOU GET THE MORE ASS KICKING ABILITIES YOU WILL HAVE FOR THE AWESOMEPOCALYSPE!"

"Okay I get it now, and I was hoping the author wasn't really much of a smartass!" Ichigo added, hey!

I could replace you with someone else if I wanted to, so if you want that to happen, keep it up! ghwoaeperwa, whoops keys are kinda sticking.

"Well then stop whacking off while on the computer!" Ichigo snapped, sorry, can't make any promises.

Just then...he pulverized a camera.

We're expecting some technical difficulties...

Apologies for the inconvenience!

-Author

Well I hope you're satisfied Ichigo, that camera costed $12,000!

"Maybe if you weren't getting on my bad side, then this wouldn't happen." Ichigo retorts, what is this guys malfunction?

He then starts punching some props along with lighting and yet another camera.

We're still expecting some technical difficulties...

Again, Apologies for the inconvenience!

-Author

What the hell brah?! What's causing you to be so reckless? I mean we got a maniac on the loose!

"Oh you really want me to go maniac here? I can maniac!" Ichigo said as he imitated the Tazmanain Devil from Looney Tunes by spinning really fast and started tearing up the whole set.

Okay, this is starting to get silly!

Once Again, Apologies for the inconvenience!

-Author

I hope you're satisfied Ichigo, you're blowing the fucking budget down the drain! You know how expensive that shit was?!

"More than you can make in a single year." Ichigo said with a wry smile, hardy-har-har asshole! Anyway head over to the docks, that'll start your next job!

(A/N: If I start to lose people in the process, I do apologize. I was kinda throwing some stuff together, and I've been working on other projects as well. Life of an author right? Anyway, leave a review, leave a fave, leave a follow, just don't leave any bombs please. And a special thanks to all of those who have faved and followed my story, it means so much to me when you guys show your support! So until the next chapter, this is the master of chaos BloodyDemon666 signing off!)