Sasuke Hears Something Episode 2

"AHHHHHH!" Sasuke screamed. He shot out from bed panting wildly. He had that dream…again. Ever since that Grand Turismo episode, he'd been having dreams of Sakura doing…things with that dobe Naruto. "Ugh…" Sasuke shuddered. He decided to go out for some training to get his mind of things.

-later, at the training grounds-

"Hey, Sasuke-kun!"

Sasuke looked up to see Sakura, in all of her cuteness and innocence…cherry blossom petals floating all around her… Sakura, in her usual outfit of red…waitaminute. Slowly…ever so slowly Sakura's clothes disappeared in Sasuke's perverted mind…

"um… Sasuke-kun? Your nose is bleeding…and you're kinda…um…drooling." Sakura looked at him with a concerned look in her eyes. Sasuke quickly wiped his nose. "I was—"

"Oh! Let me guess! You were out training as usual, when I appeared and then you saw me in all of my cuteness and innocence and with all of those cherry blossom petals around me and then since you're so perverted, you started undressing me with your eye, so then your nose started bleeding……….am I right?" Sakura tilted her head.

"…"

"well?"

"no. I uh… um. A accidentally shoved a kunai up my nose…yeah, that's it"

Sakura's eyes went as wide as saucers. "Whoa."

"hn"

"Well…anyway, I came here to invite you to my house."

"why."

"Well, I wanted to try out this new cake recipe I found in this magazine, and since it's my mom's birthday, I wanted to make a like, really special cake and stuff and did I mention that the cake was strawberry flavored and that my mom just simply LOVES strawberries and come to think of it so do I!"

"What's your point."

"I wanted to test out what kind of icing to put on the cake, so I wanted you to try my different icings and see what you like best! So what do you say?"

"…uh I don't think so. Icing will make me…..ahem. Fat."

Well, we certainly don't want THAT, do we sasu-chan?"

Ugh. It's YOU again.

wOOt. Let's party.

"Um…Sasuke-kun…?"

"no."

"please?" Sakura gave him her best puppy-eye look.

Argh…not the puppy eyees! I'm meeeeeeelltting…….

Sasuke gave a sigh. "Alright."

"Awww! Thanks Sasuke-kun! I'll go ahead to prepare the icings, kay? Bye!" With that, Sakura ran at top speed to her house.

-10 minutes later, at Sakura's front door-

-knock knock- Sasuke knocked on Sakura's door. Nobody answered.

Why isn't anybody answering? Doesn't Sakura have some servants to answer the door or something? (Sakura's rich in my story btw)

Sasuke knocked again, but to no avail. He sighed in impatience and decided to just let himself in. Sakura won't mind…

So Sasuke walked into the Haruno household, unprepared for the events that would unfold.

Hmm… She said that she's cooking… so I guess I'll go look in the kitchen.

Well thought out Sasu-chan! You're sooooooo smart! Like oh, my god! Like, I think I'm gonna like, faint or something! Catch me Sasuke-kuun! Inner Sasuke mocked in an exaggerated fan girl voice.

Sasuke was about to respond to his inner self angrily, when he heard Sakura giggling. He froze. Where's her voice coming from? To the left!

He ran towards the sound of her voice, and found a door that was slightly open. Through the crack, he could see Sakura…and Chouji!

What the hell! I thought she invited ME! What's that fatass doing here? Sasuke was JUST about to barge in, when Chouji came towards the door and shut it!

How DARE he!

"You should always keep the door closed when doing these things Sakura. Some annoying bugs could get in and ruin the moment" Chouji remarked.

"Ahh, alright Chouji! You're the expert, after all."

Meanwhile, Inner Sasuke was laughing his ass off.

Hey, did ya hear that dude? He was calling YOU an annoying BUG! BAHAHHAHAHA!

Shut it you bastard. What's Chouji such an EXPERT at!

Sasuke moved closer to the door to listen in. He heard Chouji talking.

"Look at this mess! Sakura, you gotta clean up first. Here, I'll teach you. You usually have people doing this for you, so I guess you're not used to it, huh? First, you gotta turn it on. Make sure it's HOT."

Sasuke frowned. He's talking about the stove…right?

"Then, start rubbing it in a circular motion. Harder Sakura! Harder!"

"I'm doing it as hard as I can Chouji! God, you're so demanding." Sakura mumbled.

Ooooh, Sakura's getting it ON with the fat kid!

Shut the hell up!

Sasuke tried to open the door, but it wouldn't budge. He was started to get really pissed off, when he heard a shriek.

Sakura!

"AHHH! CHOUJI! IT'S TOO HOT! I CAN'T HANDLE IT!"

"It's alright Sakura! I'll help you!"

Sasuke heard Sakura panting.

W…T…F.

-inner Sasuke fanned himself while singing 'hot in heere' by nelly-

"Wow. Thanks Chouji. I never expected it to be so hot. It just CAME at me, full blast!"

"It's okay now, you just turned it on too much."

"Whoa. It's really getting hot in here!" he heard Sakura exclaim.

"Yeah, it gets like that all the time. Now that this is done, you gotta clean it off thoroughly. You don't want to leave any evidence behind."

"Okay."

"There's still some white stuff there."

"All done!"

"Good job. Now we can move on to the fun part. Here, I brought some samples."

"Ooooh! They look so good Chouji! Lemme try the white stuff!"

"Good choice. I made it myself."

Sasuke face was slowly turning into a huge tomato.

"mmmmm….it tastes so good! You want some?"

"Yeah, sure why not."

Sasuke finally had enough. His Sakura was sharing bodily freaking excrements with another guy. Oh Lord. He came to his senses and katon no jutsued the freaking door off of its freaking hinges.

"SAKURA!"

Sakura looked up in happy surprise. "Hey Sasuke-kun! Why're you so late? Chouji came here to show me some samples of his icing! Wanna try some? The white one's the best."

AN: hey guys- hope you enjoyed part 2, but I think the first was better. OwellXD. If you didn't know, the 'rubbing in circular motion' thing, they were washing the dishes lol sakura turned on the water too hot and burned herself, that's why she was screaming. next up in part 3, Sakura and Gaara!