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Waiting in the clearing were three young Genins. They obviously looked pissed at something.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI! YOU'RE LATE AGAIN!" says a loudmouthed blond kid wearing an orange jumpsuit. He looked at the black haired boy next to him. "See, Sasuke? I told you he would be more than 2 hours late!" the blond then did an 'I-told-you-so ,so-ha-in-your-face' dance.
"You are SUCH a LOSER, Naruto." said the black haired kid known as Sasuke. He wore a blue shirt with white shorts. Naruto then made a very angry face at him. He wore a neon-orange jumpsuit that had some blue on it.
"Don't you dare go near Sasuke-kun!" said an annoying pink haired girl, who was standing behind them. She had an annoyingly large forehead, and you found that that was the first thing that people looked at.
You, Chihiro, and Kakashi sweat drop. You turn to look at Kakashi. "Do you think they'd notice we're here? Because…" you stop and jump out from the forest.
You let out a snarl that scared the bejeebers out of them. Naruto hid behind Sakura, who was also looking scared. Sasuke had a sort of shocked look on his face, but he quickly recovered his composure. You then grin your toothy grin and look towards Kakashi and Chihiro.
"Heh, what a useless bunch of Genins you have here, Kakashi. I was expecting Chihiro here to have at least someone smart on her team." you say, trying to piss off the young kids.
"I guess you don't count yourself, do you?" says Sasuke.
You turn to him and bare your fangs. "I assure you that I won't hesitate to castrate you if you say another smart-ass remark like that, so if you want to ever experience pleasure again, stay out of my way." You walk over to Chihiro and lay down on the grass, your legs under you.
"Hey Sakura-chan, don't be afraid of the big talking wolf! If it attacks, I'll save you!" says the loudmouthed blond.
"My offer concerns you as well, Blondie." you growl, as Chihiro puts a hand to your head.
"Naruto, this is Taijuu, and this is Chihiro. Chihiro is your new teammate, and Taijuu her familiar." Kakashi explained.
"Kakashi-sensei? Why do we need a fourth member on our team in the first place? Aren't we supposed to be in three-man cells?" asked the pink haired girl known as Sakura.
"Yes, that is what is normal, but this is not normal, seeing as Chihiro and Taijuu here have both
come from a… difficult situation, and they need a team, so you three will have to welcome them with open arms."
Sakura looked at you skeptically. She didn't seem to trust you or Chihiro. "Kakashi-sensei, how will we explain this to the other teams? Because it looks like we have five members instead of four…"
You chuckle and the three Genins look at you. "I see that at least one Genin counts me as a member, and not as a familiar. I will not tolerate being thought of as a 'human play thing', in which you humans treat me like a wild animal, got it?" You say in your husky voice. You had gotten up and walked over to them, and now you had grown a big grin in which your fangs gleamed in the sunlight.
"Kakashi! When will we have a mission that doesn't involve these losers!" says Sasuke.
Kakashi doesn't answer him, but instead keeps reading his book which is called 'Icha Icha Paradise'. Chihiro whispers in his ear, and he looks up. "What?"
Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke get giant sweatdrops on their foreheads. It seemed as if their sensei did this all the time. "Oh, before I forget," Kakashi says, reaching into his pocket, "I have some papers here for you. I am planning on entering you five into the Chuunin exams."
Naruto look at Kakashi with tears in his eyes and a happy look on his face. "Oh yeah! I'm going to be a Chuunin! BELIEVE IT!" He says, and jumps up to give Kakashi hug, where they turned in a circle.
"Kakashi," you mutter. Kakashi glances at you after putting Naruto down. Naruto then went off and did a little victory dance, and went off to bug the crap out of Sasuke.
"Kakashi, I will let you know that I am a respectable Jounin from my village. I feel that I should not partake in these exams." you continue.
"So you are implying that you should not take the written exams, nor be a participant in the practical exams?" Kakashi asks, while you nod in agreement. "You are a familiar, and therefore you are just here for Chihiro. You will not be required to take the written exams, but you might be used in the practical exams while Chihiro fights another participant."
"Fine, but Kakashi," you say, looking at him. "I will not hesitate to injure your little Genins if they don't cease to annoy me."
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