Sasuke Hears Something Part 3

Disclaimer: …yeah. I don't own Naruto.

It was yet again, a beautiful, uneventful day in the village of Kohona. But it won't be for long. Sasuke was walking towards the academy to try out the new, fully equipped indoor training room. Now, Sasuke lived pretty close to the academy. He was planning to meet Sakura there at 9:00 am. The walk to the academy, if Sasuke was a normal person, would take only about 10 minutes. But Sasuke wasn't a normal person. Sasuke had fangirls.

He was hot. (fangirls shriek.)

He was toned. (fangirls faint.)

aaaaand!

He was smart. (fangirls say 'meh')

Since he can't go 1 meter without being glomped by an obsessed fangirl, he decided to leave about half an hour early. (Now, if he had just normal fangirls, he wouldn't have to deal with this problem, but he also had ninja fangirls). Extremely capable, fast, and smart, not to mention completely obsessed, rabid fangirls.

After half an hour of skillful maneuvering and running for life, Sasuke finally reached the academy.

9:00. Right on time. Sasuke smirked.

He wiped the sweat off of his forehead. It slowly fell to the ground, sparkling like diamonds, as if it were water from the well of immortality. A fangirl caught those precious little drops in her zip lock bag.

Ahem. Anyways. Sasuke didn't notice this way creepy act of devotion. Good thing too.

Inner Sasuke noticed though. He got so freaked that he went away to curl in ball in the corner. He'll come back though. He always does.

So Sasuke went into the academy and headed for the new indoor training rooms.

Room 105… Ah. There it is.

Sasuke stopped in front of a wooden door which a plaque which stated: Room 105. He was JUST about to open the door, when he heard voices coming from inside.

What the hell! I thought was going to be just me and Sakura today!

Maybe she thinks you're lame and decided to invite someone else.

WHAT! She'll never think I'm LAME! She LOVES me! She TOLD me so!

Whatevs man. Maybe she's over you now.

No… You think so?

-sad violin music comes on-

Sasuke. My dear Sasuke. See, there comes a time in life, where you just simply have to move on. Sasuke. (inner Sasuke puts his hand on outer Sasuke's shoulder.) There are other fish in the sea, and—

Shut it. She's MINE.

When why's she in there with Gaara, instead of YOU? Inner Sasuke smirked.

GAARA! That gay moron! The one that wears EYELINER and has a friggin FRUIT strapped to his back!

Yep.

Sasuke was just about to go into go on a rampage, when he heard something that simply CURDLED his um…blood. (not cheese!XD haha… yea. lame)

"Ahhhh! GAARA!"

(that was Sakura by the way)

"Get…your…hand…out."

"I'm sorry! I'm stuck…"

Sasuke heard Gaara sigh.

"Ugh…You're heavy, Sakura-san. I'm going to lose my balance any minute now."

"Then lie down for me. I'll try to slide it out."

"…Alright."

"It's stuck. This is really uncomfortable, Gaara…"

"Okay, I'll try to get you out."

Sakura shrieked and her face turned purple.

Gaara's face turned red at the effort of trying to push Sakura out.

Sasuke's face turned many different colours.

All he could hear was Sakura shrieking, "Gaara! Not so hard! Go slower! Maybe it'll work then!" and Gaara grunting and groaning.

Not too pleasant to hear early in the morning.

This went on for a couple of minutes, then finally…

"OH!"

(That was Sakura).

"…Finally."

(That was Gaara)

"Well, that was good exercise!" Sakura said, giggling.

Sakura! Sasuke clutched his chest as if in immense pain.

"Wouldn't it have been awkward if your brother and sister came in while we were doing this?" Sakura asked.

"Yeah, maybe. After all, nobody has ever touched it before. I don't even let my siblings touch it. It's private… I think you were the first one to touch it, and actually get near it."

"Oh? Why don't you let anybody touch it?" Sakura asked innocently.

"Well… It IS my source of power. It has secrets that you'd never guess… Only I know all of them."

"I see…"

Sasuke snorted. Humph. He thinks that he's so good. Hah. 'my source of power'. My ass. I bet mine's bigger. Not my ass. My—

Um… you know what I mean.

Meh. It's nothing special. Compared to MINE.

You're ME.

OH yeah. Still.

What? You wanna compare or something?

Nah… I'd rather KEEP my sight, thanks.

What do you mean by THAT!

Gaara started talking again. "Well, it's a good thing that you came out so fast. If you hadn't I might have not been able to control the monster inside of it."

"Yeah… That would have been dangerous."

That horny violent bastard! I'll KILL HIM!

Sasuke had enough. He threw the door open and to his surprise, he saw Sakura and Gaara just standing next to the wall talking.

No sign of hurried dressing and no smell of…um. Sweat. Yeah, that's it. Sweat.

Sasuke narrowed his eyes.

"What were you two doing in here?"

"Oh hey Sasuke-kun! I got here early, and Gaara was here so we decided to train a little while waiting for you."

"...but why were you yelling?"

"Ahh…" Sakura looked embarrassed and started to blush.

Uh oh… here it comes.

"Well, my arm kinda got stuck in Gaara's gourd."

Sakura sweat dropped.

Sasuke fainted in relief.

Gaara just stood there.

Naruto ate ramen.

Gai winked.

Kurenei rolled her eyes.

And Kakashi-sensei just laughed.

AN-Well, here's part three! Hope you enjoyed it. I'm not sure what guy to use for part 4, but it'll be good, hopefully. Your reviews make me happy. :)