Okay, so a little PMSing in this one.� Oh, I'm a big Sakura hater, so NO FLAMES about that.� I hate everything about her.� It's cool that she saved Kankuro and all in Shippuden, but that's about it.
You started to have a very serious argument with yourself and your face was making involuntary twitches, making a very curious someone quite surprised… You finally come to your senses to see a shocked-looking Sasuke standing there. "What do you want, Sasuke?" you say, stretching.
"I was about to ask you the same thing, Liu…" he replies.
"Shh! I'm hiding from Kakashi!" you say as you jump into a bush.
"… Fine… Liu." Sasuke looked at you seriously in the bush before asking, "Do you have a team that you can be on? I mean, if you don't, you could be on my team…"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOUR TEAM' SASUKE!" says a very loud, very annoying voice.
Oh great… Naruto… Sure enough, there was Naruto, running towards you and your bush, followed closely by Sakura and Kakashi. Naruto skidded to a halt in front of your bush, pulled you out, and put his hands on his knees, panting.
"O-okay -pant- listen up, Sasuke -pant- you do not have your own -pant, pant- team!" panted Naruto.
"You're such a loser, Naruto." replied Sasuke coolly, which then started another big fight.
"Liu…" started Kakashi.
"Yeah?"
"Okay, Liu, you didn't come home last night… why didn't you?" Everyone looked at you curiously. Even Naruto and Sasuke stopped fighting to hear your answer.
You sweat dropped. "Uh… I saw a black cat on the road so I had to change my path."
Kakashi started to laugh. "Hey, that's my line!"
You shrug. "Well, guess you shouldn't have taught it to me. Hey, did the Third give me a team to be on yet?"
Kakashi shook his head and said, "No, but I think you would be a good influence on Team 7."
You look at Kakashi sternly. "Didn't give me a choice there, did you, buddy? But fine, whatever, I'll join your Team 7."
"YES!" Naruto and Sakura yell as they jump in the air in joy. You and Kakashi sweat dropped. The three of them (Naruto, Sasuke, Saskura) then walked off to a lake that was close by.
You look at your fingers and ask, "Hey, Kakashi, are you going to enter them in the Chuunin Exams? I heard that they were pretty tough this year."
Kakashi looks at you with a face before replying, "As a matter of fact, I have, and I was hoping that you could instruct them a little to work as a team…"
"So you can have more time reading your perverted books?"
"… No, no! I just want them to… oh, never mind. They can learn to fend for themselves. So, how have you been? We haven't actually had a chance to talk and all."
"Well, the usual. A little of this, a little of that. No biggie."
"Right… so did you want to participate in the Chuunin exams? I could leave you out of it, if you want."
"And be a lowly Genin for the rest of my life? I don't think so!" you say, looking at your fingernails. Is there nothing going on that is REMOTELY interesting? I mean, look at Team 7! What a bunch of crazy bakas!
Before the week of the Exams
"Kakashi-sensei? Are you sure we are ready to take these exams? I mean, we could take it next year." says Sakura. She looked extremely worried, and she was trying to work on her jutsus. It wasn't turning out very well.
You look at Kakashi, who was looking rather bored. He answers Sakura quite calmly, "Why, Sakura, you have nothing to be worried about… I'm sure that you can think your way out of any messes that you guys run into."
You, Kakashi, and Team 7 had been out all morning doing low-ranking missions. As usual, Naruto was complaining, and it started a big fight between him and Sasuke, and for some reasons, it involved pickles. You lost your temper and hit both of them, which caused them to fly into separate trees, which is why they now have a gargantuan bump on their heads.
That happening, Sakura asked why people were going on about the Chuunin exams, and Kakashi told them that he had already entered them. Sakura, as usual, was stupid enough to ask the question 'Are you sure we are ready to take these exams?'
You got really pissed at that question. "Sakura…" you say sweetly, "WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR BRAIN THAT YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU? I MEAN, SHEESH! IF KAKASHI DID NOT THINK THAT YOU WERE READY FOR THIS EXAM, THEN HE WOULDN'T HAVE SIGNED YOU UP FOR IT!" you got a big head with a chibi body and Sakura shrunk down to the size of an ant as you bit her head off.
"Gomenasai, Liu, but…" squeaked Sakura.
"Not… another… stupid… question!" you huff, and then you turn around to walk over to Sasuke and Naruto.
"Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asks, turning to Kakashi.
"Yes, Sakura?" he replies.
"Why is…�Liu acting so… strange?"
"I don't even know the answer to that, Sakura…" he says, turning to looks at you. You were yelling at Naruto and Sasuke all well, and they were cowering like puppies who were being scolded.
You then huffed away to a nearby tree and jumped into one of the higher branches.
Okay, so I hope you enjoyed it.� Hope it wasn't too boring.� I think maybe Gaara shows up in the next one, but I'm not sure.