Chpt 3: Don't touch! Don't Rape!

"I think this boy is Paki!" Jiraiya mumbled.

"I'm not Paki! I'm Indian! You Hindu!" Pipe Line yelled with a squeaky voice.

"You're so cute when you're mad! And I absolutely love that attitude of yours. It's positively delicious!" Jiraiya grinned devilishly.

"Ahh! .:falls on side:. Stupid chair! Untie me now! You pervert!" Pipe Line panicked and ordered while trying to get up.

"Oh come now. I won't hurt you...that much." the fifty year old suggested.

Pipe Line silently screamed on the inside.

Each perverted adult had chosen one chibi teen they planned on raping. Kakashi took Elite Sin, Jiraiya got Pipe Line, Sasuke got Zanderbell, Kabuto had Kage, and Orochimaru got Soldier Elite and Shin-Hana.

To where Sasuke and Zanderbell are

Zanderbell and Sasuke were fighting about who is the gay-est. Instead of Zanderbell trying to escape Sasuke's raping grasp.

"Oh yeah? Well, I'm more woman than you! .:puffs out chest:. C'mon bring on you...man!" Zanderbell provoked Sasuke.

.:unties Zanderbell:.

"Oh yeah? Lets see you try!" Sasuke mocked coldly.

So it was a gay off. Even though Zanderbell isn't gay. The room beside the them was a bit...disturbing. Kabuto was acting overly gay with Kage, but hey, that's Kabuto for you.

".:roars:. Get away from me! Wooba Wooga! Don't come near me! I'll...I'll...I'll eat you!" Kage threatened.

"Oh? I'll et you first!" Kabuto said with a dirty look.

"Oh kami-sama!" Kage said before he bounced and broke the chair and got out of the rope.

Kabuto ran towards Kage with his arms open, but when he got to him, Kage used his fat and Kabuto bounced off (A/N: Some how...the same thing happened to me. I walked into him accidentally..). And in the last room, Orochi was busy checking the two chibi teens for any "extra" weapons. He found a sword, projectile weapons, and a strange staff-like thing with a blade.

"Oh my oh my! The one with the spiked up hair and red highlights looks so damn hot! (It's Soldier Elite)" Orochi examined closely. "And the one with the light brownish-red half spiked hair looks like a Lolita doll!"

".:rubs eyes:. Meh? Where am I? It's so cold in here! And what the fuck! Why are my toes wet?" Soldier Elite mumbled.

Orochi had started licking the young chibi boy's toes while stripping the chibi size teen. Soldier Elite started freaking out and kicked his feet and thus, hitting Orochi's jaw and making it snap shut on the older man's tongue.

"Owww! Yous sstupid bratssss!" hissed the snake while holding his freaky long unending tongue.

"Holy crap! .:tries to stand up:. Ahhh! I'm friggin' tied up! And I'm short! Like Elite Sin! Nooo!"

Soldier Elite started to crawl like a worm with Orochi following him. The two caused a ruckest! And surprisingly Shin-Hana was still asleep even thought the drugs wore off, but woke up because of all the ruckest.

"Shutup! I'm trying to sleep! .:blinks a bit:. WTF? Trying to sleep?" Shin-Hana questioned herself.

She then noticed she was tied up and screamed in horror! The first thing that crossed her mind after seeing her tied up was,"Bite the rope for freedom!" Once she was free, she ran to the door but forgot to turn the door knob, so she hit the door with a loud thud and fell to the floor unconscious...again.

"Whoa, that is one freaky girl. She is...a girl, right?" Orochi mumbled to Soldier Elite.

"Yup. Hey! Don't touch me Michael Jackson! .:also bites rope:. FREEDOM!"

"You heard of Michael Jackson! He's my brother! How's he doing?" Orochi inquired.

"He seems okay, getting in trouble with the law again for molesting more kids. Even though he has his own children and wife." the boy replied calmly.

"I see. That's just like him. .:strokes his hair:. He makes me proud!" Orochi grinned.

"Wait. What the hell am I doing? Having a conversation with you! And drinking tea?"

While Soldier Elite started panicking about the tea. Everyone besides said boy, Orochi, and the unconscious Shin-Hana were watching the gay off or were a part of it.

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