Shin-Hana: I'll say it right now. I'm a lazy bum! I keep putting off about updating Shinobis & Coordinators: One must go! So I plan on typing up the chpts in the near future...maybe after I finish this one.

Disclaimer: Do I always have to write one? You all know I don't own Naruto. Because I don't want to be sued.

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It was Zanderbell verses Sasuke and Kabuto! So far, Zanderbell has a score of three and the two homos had a score of one.

After a long long time of being unconscious, Shin-Hana had finally awoken. She stared at the two idiots bickering at one another. She walked up to the both of them, smacked Soldier Elite upside his head and pulled on Orochi's hair. "Do you idiots hear that?"

.:everyone listens:.

"All I hear is a bunch of people cheering, I think, 'gay off gay off gay off'!" Orochi replied as he rubbed his head.

"Same here. I don't get it." Soldier Elite added.

.:smack:.

"Owwww! Why'd you do that again? .: rubs the side of his head:."

"Duh! Don't you guys want to find out what's happening? Tsk. Idiots." Shin-Hana sucked her teeth.

"Yeah!" the two idiots replied.

.:smack:.

"OWWWWW!"

The three tried their best to rush there as fast as they can but Orochi and Soldier Elite were fighting on who should go first. Shin-Hana got so pissed that she kicked both of them in the ass and the two tumbled out of the door way.

"Hey, I thought you'd be unconscious for a long time." Orochi mumbled.

"Nahh. I was woken up to you two bickering and the cheers of the gay off."

"I see then. So, Shall we all go?" the snake man insisted and tried to be polite.

"Let's go!" Shin-Hana jumped happily like a child that got something they always wanted.

"Are you okay? You just agreed to go with our captor to the gay off." Soldier Elite questioned.

"Who cares, if he doesn't touch me I'm fine. .Orochi reaches to touch her:. Back off snake boy! Or I'll roast you!"

In front of some random stage in some random forest

Kage and Jiraiya were the judges, the gay off was a handicap match with Kakashi and Pipe Line as the referees. Everyone else were the audiences.

"I have a Lolita complex!" Kabuto shouted and pulled Sasuke in for a hot kiss.

"Mmmm," responded the Uchiha.

"Oh! Major come back! What will Zanderbell do? Who will win?" Kakashi announced with so much enthusiasm that it could power a whole city.

" Kage gave them the score of zero, and Jiraiya gave them a score of two. Which brings us to a tie and the final round!" Pipe Line said and used a suspense tone in his voice!

"Why did Kage give them a score of zero?" Soldier Elite asked.

"Because it's a 'gay off'. Not a 'Complex off'! But you could still et points for complex come backs. The max a judge could give for a complex come back is two points. A gay come back could get you five points." Orochi explained with and I-know-everything tone.

"How do you know this?" Soldier Elite bug-eyed.

"The broacher of course. Didn't you read yours?"

"Damn! You're so stupid Soldier Elite!" Elite Sin screamed with his trademark What-the-fuck-you're-so-stupid voice.

"Shutup! It's the final round and I want to see this!" Shin-Hana yelled ferociously.

"Lies! There is no way she is a girl! She's a demon I tell you! DEMON!" Orochi hollered while shaking Elite Sin.

"Ahhh! The rapist touched me!"

"I did?" Soldier Elite asked and pointed to himself.

"Not you! The 'Michael Jackson' twin!" Elite Sin shrieked like a banshee.

"Oh! .:smack:. Owie!" Soldier Elite owie-ed when Pipe Line smacked him to shutup.

"Now that things have cooled down. Lets continue!" Kakashi cheered.

"Let's make it more interesting! If you win, we'll send you home. If you lose, you all have to serve us while wearing a skimpy French maid outfit. Except fr Shin-Hana because she's a girl and we prefer boys." Orochi smirked.

"Man girls get all the luck. Tsk tsk." Soldier Elite fussed.

Everyone agreed but Shin-Hana and Elite Sin knew something wasn't right but still agreed to it.

"This time, everyone will judge, except for me, Kakashi, Sasuke, Kabuto, and Zanderbell. You either give a thumbs up or thumbs down. On or the other." Pipe Line declared.

"Every contestants is given three come backs and three starters. But since it's a handicap match, Zanderbell will have six of each and use half of each for each of his challenges." Kakashi explained.

"Go! Zanderbell vs. Kabuto!" Pipe Line cheered.

"I have lush makeup at home! So I could look so uke!" Kabuto smiled.

Two out of six thought that was good so far. Kabuto two, Zanderbell zero.

"Yeah, lush makeup to cover up those man features, but no uke clothing to cover up your un-ukey body! At least I almost have girly arms! You're just all...BUFF!" countered Zanderbell.

"A nice combination of a com back and starter! Very nice!" Pipe Line Chirped.

Five out of Six said that was well planned. Zanderbell five, Kabuto two.

Kabuto just filled up with tears on the inside and he cried his heart out! It was a waterfall! No, a flood of tears! He ran to Orochi and cried in the snake man's arms, "I give! I give! I can be gay on the inside and have a Lolita complex, but exterior is of a strong seme ninja man! I'm really a uke at heart! .:starts sobbing now:. It's so hard to change my looks! Not even genjutsu and plastic surgery will or can help! Wahhhhh! .:sobs:."

"It's okay my little love. I still love you! No crying now, yeah?" soothed Orochi lovingly.

"Oh my god! Gay love! And it's not normal gay love! A snake and a human! It burns!" Kage cried and covered his face.

Elite Sin ran and hid behind Kage while Jiraiya flushed and Soldier Elite's jaw dropped.

"Meh, gay love. Yaoi. Not scary. Just give 'em a room or something." mumbled Shin-Hana and just waved them off and yawned a bit.

"What the fuck! 'Just give them a room or something'? Aren't you freaked out or something!" her friends hollered at her.

"Nah, I'm a yaoi fan girl. And I read a lot of yaoi stuff and write some. So it's not scary to me. Pretty disturbing but mildly cute." Shin-Hana responded casually.

"Uggh," they all said.

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Shin-Hana: Well that's chpt 4. Hope you all enjoyed it. So excuse me for a few days as I go practice my guitar and suffer from the pains. I'll try to update a.s.a.p.