Shin-Hana: I'm so sorry I haven't uploaded anything in so long! With all my guitar practice, manga project, and crazy projects my teacher gives me...I haven't had time! Gomen na sai! Gomen na sai! So I'll upload one chpt for this fanfic, chpt 2 of Shinobis & Coordinators, and next month or so my newest fanfic! My first Gravitation fanfic (Has a ton of yaoi for all you yaoi fans!!!)!

Disclaimer: Me no own Naruto. And I have nothing against gay people. Or bi and what not.

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"Okay! Back to the gay off! Since Kabuto has forfeited, due to wussi-ness, it's Zanderbell versus Sasuke! Some rules shall now be put into play!" the two referees announced.

"Wooooooooo! Yeah! Go Zanderbell! Wooooo! Burn in hell Sasuke!" cheered Zanderbell's friends.

"Go Sasuke! You can do it! Show 'em who's gay! Yeah!" Sasuke's adult lovers cheered as well.

'I can do it! So we could all go home! Go me!' Zanderbell thought!

'Oh yeah! I think I'll get a reward from my adult lovers if I win! For my lovers!' Sasuke daydreamed.

"Let's add the twist! Who ever can act the gay-est!" Kakashi announced.

"Start!" Pipe Line ordered!

"I'm so much an uke that I cross dress! Look at me now! .:flashes everyone:. BOOBS!!!!! " Sasuke laughed happily.

"Oh fuck man! Put your damn shirt down! And go get yourself a bra!" demanded Shin-Hana as she and everyone covered their eyes. Yup, even Orochi, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and mostly Kabuto as he quivered in fear!

Only Soldier Elite had his eyes open. He blinked then asked everyone, "What are boobs? And what's a bra? Is it a type of food?"

.:smack, punch, wack:.

"You fucking idiot! How can I explain this. Girls have them. And only girls! .:mumbles:. Unless you have man boobs. .:speaks normally again:. And...um...a bra...um...Kabuto, can you explain the rest?" Jiraiya and Kakashi asked in unison.

"Are you fucked up?!? There is no way I'm doing it! How 'bout Orochimaru-sama? Or Sasuke himself? Since he has them." Kabuto freaked out.

Everyone looked at Orochi, his response was, "No." Then they all looked at Sasuke," Fuck man! They're fake .:pulls them off:. ! Why don't you ask her! .:points to Shin-Hana:."

Pressure was building on the girl, she couldn't handle this, she sighed and took in a deep breath.

'Sometimes, being a girl will kill you. Other times, oh fuck it!' Shin-Hana thought as she threw a tantrum, "Fuck all of you! I ain't saying anything! Because I can't explain it either! Soldier Elite! If you want to know go read one of Jiraiya's books! Or a porno or something!"

They all cowered in fear. They'd never seen the usually happy, hyper-active, psychopath pissed like this before. "Uh...lets forget about this and continue the gay off. Okay?" Kage begged.

"Okay then, but I think I should just forfeit too. 'Cause I was going to wear a skimpy shirt and have tons of wind blowing." Sasuke laughed innocently while scratching the back of his head.

"Awww hell no! You're twisted!" Elite Sin and Zanderbell roared together.

"What's a..." Shin-Hana cut off Soldier Elite with a threat," You got a wish or goal you want accomplished right now? 'Cause if you don't, say good night. FOREVER!!!!!!!" and began pounding the boy with punches and kicks.

"You should calm down." Kage tried, but got a death glare for a response.

"You should calm down! He's gonna be you're future husband." Pipe Line stated plainly.

".:turns around with a black aura:. WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY?!!! .:pulls out sword:."

"Please don't kill me! I'm too young!" Pipe Line restated.

"Somebody! Restrain that girl! Hurry! I don't want to die yet!" Kakashi pleaded.

10 minutes later after restraining Shin-Hana

"Okay, so who's the winner of the gay off? Sasuke or Zanderbell?" everyone asked while Shin-Hana had muffled out the words behind the rope in her mouth.

"Hmm, well since no one gave a score for Zanderbell and no one had given Sasuke a score either. It would have a tie but Sasuke had forfeited for everyone's sake and soul, this means that Zanderbell wins! Now Kabuto, tell them what they've won!!!" Orochi explained and shook his head at Sasuke's failure.

"They've won...a secret!!"

"WTF?!"

.:flash:.

The rapists quickly grabbed ropes to tie up all the teens. Non of the teens knew what was going on! Even if the chibi drug wore off and they've all regained their abilities, but they were doomed in the first place. Non of them had any practice using their abilities, beside Shin-Hana, but she was tied up.

.:flash:.

They all noticed that it really dark all of a sudden. Laughter could be heard, "Do you really think we'd let you go free? Home? Well ha! We're still bad guys you know. And we still intend on raping you all. Except for the girl since she's a girl."

"Man, girls get all the luck sometimes," Kage mumbled.

"We thought so! But at least we still have our weapons! Oh no! Our weapons!" the teens yelled.

"We took them for safe measures. Hahahaha!" Kabuto and Kakashi cackled.

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Shin-Hana: That's it for chpt 5. R&R please. The next chpt is the last! And perhaps the longest too! ;)