Shin-Hana: I'm her to announce the final chpt of this fanfic! (Yay!) I've been too lazy and busy with too many random ideas. Guitar practice is coming along easily, my novel is working out, and my doujinshi are going to kill me. I'm so frigging sorry for not updating as I said I would. Gomen na sai!
Disclaimer: Do I have too? Common really!!!
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"Oh crap!" Soldier Elite swore.
"Shutup! We're trying to think here!" everyone shouted at the boy.
"Hey Elite Sin, did they take your hat too?" Shin-Hana asked after three hours of trying to get the rope out of her mouth.
"Nope, I hid it! It's in my pocket!" the boy smiled.
"How'd it fit? That's impossible!" Kage and Pipe Line shouted and looked stunned.
"Loops holes. I'm the author of this fanfic after all. Now, back to the point. I still have my weapon. I can cut the ropes. Followed by that Elite Sin, your job is to put that hat on and act...adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!" the girl planned deviously.
"WTF?!!! Act cute??!!! Wait, you still have your sword thingamajiggy?" Elite Sin said.
"Loops holes," the others replied.
"Oh no, I fooled them. I just told them that a girl's gotta have her accessories. Y'know? And Kabuto was like yeah! Now you do guys follow the plan so far?"
"Yup."
"What can we do?" Kage requested hopefully.
"Yes yes. what can you do? Aha! I've got it! Once Elite Sin can lure those sadists here, you can all beat the crap out of them! Just don't get dragged away. If you know what I mean." Shin-Hana laughed bit.
.:everyone around her got chills:.
A few minutes after untying everyone
".:innocent child voice:. Ohh old pervy men! Us young boys are getting oh-so-lonely! Come play with us! Mostly Soldier Elite!" Elite Sin said as seductively as he could in a sing song voice.
"Hey!" Soldier Elite disapproved.
.:loud footsteps:.
"You boys are getting lonely? We'll come play!" Kakashi sung back
The children got an even colder chill. No matter, they shrugged it off and continued with the plan.
.:bam boom crash:.
One by one the sadistic men were knocked out. The children couldn't stand it no more, each guy they took out, they'd tie them up and strip the men of their clothing and possessions. And they left each of them in their boxers or in Kabuto's case thong, so the perverted men would freeze to death. But that could never happen, because the men were ninjas.
"I've lost all respect for you Kakashi-sensei." Shin-Hana shook her head. "Oh well, who gives a damn."
"Oh yeah! Now non of you perverts can butt sex me!" Soldier Elite cackled stupidly.
.:grab:.
"Oh crap!" Soldier Elite swore, yet again.
Orochimaru had caught Soldier Elite. The snake man had some how escaped. " Thanksss for removing all my clothingsssssss, bessssidesss my boxersss. It'll be much quicker to have, what did you call it? Ah yessss, buttsssex!" Orochi hissed as he carried Soldier Elite away.
"Orochi, man, just forget the frigging hissing thing. I know you can speak normally." Pipe Line added.
"Ah well, I thought it'd be a turn on for this boy, you know?"
"WTF?" Kage freaked out.
"Well, see you in a few hours or so. Once I'm done with him, I'll let you all go." Orochi grinned sweetly and pulled Soldier Elite into a room.
"Okay then! Have fun!" Shin-Hana waved.
"We will!" Orochi replied.
"Nooo! I don't want to lose my virginity to a guy! Or do I? Noooo!" pleaded the young teen being dragged off to bed by Orochi.
"Aren't you gonna help save your boyfriend?" Kage pointed curiously.
"First thing, he's not my boyfriend. Second, no. He can save himself. He's a guy after all, right?" Shin-Hana replied flatly with a deadly intent behind every word.
"You're cold, you know that? But you're high too!" Pipe Line added.
"...thanks...I think..."
"Oh my god! Cover your ears! They're doing IT!" Kage hollered.
"Elite Sin! Cover your ears!" Shin-Hana panicked.
"Hey, I thought you were use to this?" Pipe Line questioned.
"I am! But dude! Hearing your friend do this is scary! Plus I don't like men porn. Just yaoi. Not really live people."
"Hey, wait, what happened to Zanderbell?" Kage asked.
"Oh, he accidentally knocked himself out while we were beating up the pervs." everyone else replied.
"I see."
The teens soon began to hear things that can't be mentioned in this fanfic. Unspeakable things (1)!
"I'm so sorry for Soldier Elite. So sad," Shin-Hana sighed. " Oh well."
A few hours later
"Okay children, you can go now. This young lad did a good job at pleasing me. .:does some weird dance:." Orochi grinned sheepishly.
.:poof:.
The children were sent back to Carleton Village P.S.
"Hey, cool! WE still have our weapons!" Zanderbell announced loudly.
"Hey, you're finally awake!" his friends pointed out.
"I woke up when the snake dude was um...dancing. He was dancing, right?"
"Sorta." replied the others.
".:cries a puss:. Eee heh heh! I lost my virginity to a snake man! .:cries some more:."
"So, Soldier Elite, did you like having butt sex with Orochimaru?" Elite Sin asked.
"Noo! It hurts!"
"Oh well, you deserved it." Kage bellowed.
.:clink clank:.
"Huh? What are you three doing?" Elite Sin pondered.
"Oh, we're learning how to use out weapons and by letting Zanderbell and Pipe Line throw punches, kicks, and projectile weapons at me! Wee hee! You missed!"
Shin-Hana laughed while dodging a punch and kunai.
"Oh! Oh! I wanna join!" Kage shouted.
"Then why don't we are spar?" Elite Sin suggested.
"Okay, at least it'll help me forget about my virginity lost." Soldier Elite sighed. " But it feels so weird. I mean my ass."
They all had a great time and soon took over their school (Carleton Village P.S.) by threatening to kill a random student. And they lived a happy life, besides Soldier Elite who's still mourning the lost of his virginity to Orochimaru the snake man.
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Shin-Hana: There you are the last chpt. I'll be uploading another fanfic this week. I think...