Disclaimer: I own… takes inventory… some stuff but the characters in this fic to not seem to be there so I just that I don't own them, yet

'Ranma's thoughts'

(Authors rants and explanations)

A New Home… That's Full of Weird People

Ranma walked out of the gate form his flight promising him self that the next time he meets any of the stewardesses on that plane or the so called "pilots" there would be hell to pay. Those stewardesses make sexual advances at him the ENTIRE flight all 16 hours of it. 'The worst part is that I think that they were doing it just to torture me and because I wasn't effected at first'. After a year of beautiful women trying to bed him Ranma had gotten some control on his reactions to naked women. But after he had naked women trying to rape him for a year he had some issues with random women tiring to bed him or at least make advances 'It was getting to the point that I was reacting to them the same way I was with a c..c.c…cc damn it one of those furry devils'.

'They made so many references to carrots and cucumbers that I don't think that I will ever eat one again… damn I loved carrots. Oh and what was with them saying "wow we must be a mile high up here… do you want to join the club" WHAT CLUB we are a mile up big deal' (Ranma may be more worldly and all but he is still a little ignorant about some things... o.k. maybe a lot of things). 'Then there were the pilots… I don't even thing that I should call them that. I mean they actually asked the passengers directions on how to make the wheels work and if anyone knew the general direction of London. They even left the intercom the whole flight and the stewardesses would not let us tell them and said that they couldn't either because no one was allowed in the cock pit; they make another refinance arrghh, due to a new policy. So we got to listen to how one of them had boils on his ass and how the other was kept putting in really confidence making commits like "I bet I could hit that barn with the plane", "Is it possible to fly a jet upside down and land", or he mentioned the interesting things that he saw like pink hippos and little green men that were unscrewing the nuts and blots of the air plane and saying "Wow I wonder what would happen if I poured water on them". At one point they started to sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall and sung the whole god damn song'

It was dark around 9:00 PM 'Wow time zones at work' and was walking around the airport looking for a phone to call his Aunt to tell her that he was here. All the phones were taken and there was line on each. 'sigh, this will take to long I can probably find a phone in the city and I've always wanted to make a phone call in one of those little orange phone booths'. It was a clear night a little foggy but it is London you expected fog. Ranma picked up his bag and hailed a cab, for a bout five minutes before actually getting one, and had the cab driver take him through London towards the address in the letter he got from his Aunt.

"So what dose a kid like you want to go to that place for," asked the cab driver.

"I'm going to visit my Aunt" replied Ranma

"What you have a relative in that part of town" the driver gave him a look that said 'what do I look like to you an idiot'.

"Right she and I have been in touch for years but this is the first time I could come to visit her in years," Answered Ranme tensely.

"Yeah right kid don't fuck with me do you even have enough money to pay for the cab fair"

"Yes I do and I'd appreciate if you didn't say anything like that again and do your job"

"Look you foreign punk respect your elders and even if you are related to the Hellsing family you are related to a cold hearted bitch who thinks that she is soooo superior to the rest of the world hahahaha"

Now Ranma had just gotten off a plane ride that pushed even his tolerance and now some random cab driver started to call him a liar and insulted his Aunt… to put it in mild terms he was PISSED. The cab driver suddenly noticed that the temperature in the cab had dropped about 30 degrees and he had that felling you get when you know in your very soul that you are screwed and that you are the one that caused it. He slowly turned his head and wished to god that he was someplace else. Sitting in the back was Ranma in his modified demon head technique, Soun's was good and all but it took to much space and was not very real so the fear did not stay after the technique was over Ranma fixed those problems. Ranma's eyes were a complete ice blue, his skin was chalk white, steam came out his mouth with every breath, and he had his aura out and was like blue flame around him and said in no uncertain terms that anyone who had pissed him off was dead. He looked like a death knight that was on steroids.

"….." the cab driver was in a frozen state of terror

"PULL OVER" Ranma did not shout but his voice just seemed to resonate all around

"…." The cab driver turned around, pulled over, and just kept staring out the windshield which was beginning to frost over.

Ranma turned off his death knight mode got his bag, paid the cabbie, and walked out into then square that then cab had dropped him off in. He may have been pissed but he would be damned before he was like Genma. Ranma looked around and saw a phone booth and walked towards it. As he walked he heard someone get into the cab he left "Damn it man turn on the heat". Along the way across the square Ranma saw a priest talking to a woman dressed in a… unique outfit coughcoughslutycough and was curious why a priest would talk to someone like that. The priest turned to him, he had blond hair, he was about 6 ft tall, was dressed in a gray trench coat, and wearing a large silver cross around his neck. "Hello my son" (Now Ranma had just had broken all ties with his family and he hated his father with a passion add to that the fact that he had next to no knowledge of the Catholic religion, expect from some really pushy missionaries, you begin to understand his reaction)

"Push off old man I anit your son"

"I see that you are an unbeliever in the true faith but you will see the light when the divine judgment is upon you in the end"

'Oh god there is a Kuno even here' (Come on Alexander sounds like Kuno in a lesser degree at times)

"Look wack job I'm going to walk away now and you stay here"

(Now some of you readers may have noticed that Ranma has not changed once sense the beginning of this fic well it was waiting for the perfect moment 3, 2, 1…)

SPLASH an old rusting rain gutter finally gave out

Now standing in Ranma's place and a wet and nervous Ranma-chan 'Pleaseohpleaseohplease not another Kuno not another Kuno…' the priest stood there for a second and then all hell broke loose.

"DIE FOUL DEMON"

'Wow he got it backwards dose that mean that he is gay like those priest that were on the news a awhile back… oh god no'

At that point the priest, Ranma still did not know his name, got a pair of rather large knifes out of his sleeves and charged. Ranma instantly went into his combat mode an analyzed his attacker and did not liked what he saw. Here was a trained killer someone who would not hesitate a second to kill him and would enjoy it. Sure all of his enemies said that were going to kill him but this man was really trying to do it. Add to that the guy had a fuckin HUGE ki reserve coming close to even his, but still a good way off but even coming close said something about this guy. The priest swung a both swords in an overhead swing trying to go for the quick kill hoping to catch him off guard. Seeing the swords closer, about an inch from his face as he dodged, he saw that each of the swords had a faint blue glow, 'FUCK I hate magical swords'. The priest backed off a bit and studied Ranma and his reaction.

"Well you abomination of God, I Paladin Alexander of the sacred organization of Iscariot, will see you strait to hell"

'Oh god he is just like Kuno. He thinks that he is a Paladin'

Alexander suddenly thrust out his arms and thousands of sheets of paper came out of his sleeves and were pined to the walls of the ally but small knifes. 'If this guy doesn't know hidden weapons then he has the ultimate trench coat'. "Now none of your foul black magic will work here" shouted Alexander. 'Dose this guy have the same writer as Kuno, this is really starting to get creepy'. "Prepare to face me now demon!" shouted Alexander.

'O.K I do not have time for this, plus we are in a crowded area so I need to end this fast. But the way this is turning out this could take some time if I don't use some of my more powerful techniques or guns…. Wait I have it. I'll use the instant spring water but what to use hmmm women, no to cliché, cat, been done, mouse, no I don't what him to die oh wait maybe one of those personality altering springs. Prevent… no he may be insane but I really think he is a priest… damn what to use…' evil smile (which in Alexander's mind just proved even more that he was a demon) 'spring of drowned atheist' (MWHAHAHA).

Alexander charged again faster than before and went into a fury of swings trying to impale Ranma on his swords. After a about the fifth swing of the sword Ranma sprang up and pulled out a thermos of water and a packet of instant spring water and dumped it on the priest. As Ranma landed he saw the priest standing there looking at the ground. Ranma pulled out another thermo of hot water and changed back into a male. The priest turns to look at Ranma and stares for a second "What was I thinking attacking you like that you could not have been a women just now, here I will not be needing these" Alexander hands Ranma his swords and his cross and begins to walk off.

Ranma looked down at the swords and the cross then looked at the retreating form of the "Paladin" 'That is just wrong that I did that I better "fix" him… but at a safe distance'. He stored the swords 'Never know when you can use some magic swords and they are a lot safer in my hands than that wacko'. Then he took out another thermo, the priests cross wrote something on the cross, a water balloon, and filled the balloon.

The priest was about 100 feet away when Ranma threw the balloon and the cross a few seconds later. The balloon hit Alexander in the head and broke. Alexander spun around and had the fires of vengeance and holy fury in his eyes. At that point the cross going about 30 miles an hour hit him smacked right between his eyes. When he had recovered his senses he looked around and didn't see the pig tailed demon he would have given chase but he had a mission to complete… and why were some people laughing at him. Pane out and we can see the word "IDIOT" written in English on his forehead.

Ranma was making his get away pondering the similarities of that situation and the first time that he meet Kuno. He was also worried about the fact that he was in this new country for not even a day and he had already, more than likely, made a mortal enemy. It was not like he wanted to fight the guy but he knew form experience that you could not talk to people like that guy. After wandering around for a while he noticed a phone booth 'Oh wait there is a telephone booth I can call Aunt Integra and tell her I'm coming'.

The phone booth was across the street from a hospital. As he walked towards the booth he noticed that there were police cars all around the hospital. 'I wonder what is going on'. Just as he though this he heard gun shoots ring out form the hospital and saw a military truck pull up to and a squad of soldier charge into the hospital. 'What ever is going on it must be big'. Ranma reached out his senses to see of he could detect what was going on and was speechless at what he "saw". 'Looks like I'm going to have to meet Aunt Integra after I take care of this'.

Authors Notes- Cliff hanger MWHAHAHA. Well another chapter down sorry again for the late update my only excuse this time is laziness and watching too much anime. Oh well your reviews are great guys thanks a lot. Oh I still need a prereader if anyone is interested in the job. I have finally decided my update schedule I how that I will be able to update my fic on either Sunday or Monday of each week. Well in the next chapter Ranma meets the Hellsing family.