Disclaimer: Please see chapter one. Fine, since I don't want to go to jail I admit it: I am borrowing the Hannah Montana cast just for the sake of this story. They're quite fun to play around with! Seriously! You should try it! And then you could put these fun things up here for EVERY chapter and EVERY story you do since you have to! Yeah, yeah! Not so fun now, is it? Really, I've said my piece in the first chapter, I shouldn't have to reiterate what I say every single time! Okay, I'm done...

AN: I updated The English Project, so I might as well update this one. And don't ask me where this came from. Even I don't know how my mind works. It just does.

Dedicated to: mileymontana/JustMae, girl – you wanted one more. So, here ya go. I hope it was worth waiting for.

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Lover's Quarrel

When they pulled away from each other, everybody around them actually dispersed, except for a couple of stragglers were actually watching them. What a bunch of weirdoes.

The Asian Girl – let's call her Pinky because she was in a pink dress, was frozen in her spot, still hitting her friend who was as dumbstruck as her, Pinky.

Lilly had fainted by Rico's, and had yet to get up.

"Uhhh…" Jake started.

Miley cut him off. "What was that?"

He shrugged. "I don't know." He started to look around and saw that people kept a good distance from them. "I uhmmm, wanted to do something before they separated us – kissing you was the only idea I had." He pulled her close to him and wrapped an arm around her as they started to walk away. He kept his head near her ear.

"And what are you doing now?"

"Keeping them away."

She was still a little disoriented from the kiss. And his proximity shook her equilibrium so she just asked, "Where are you leading me?"

"Anywhere but here."

As they left, the people left started fainting one by one. Pinky cried before losing consciousness.

The couple walked in a direction for a couple of minutes in silence. Eventually Miley saw her house. "Uhm, you and I are actually walking towards my house."

"Really? Where?"

They saw a car pull up and Bree Young Zhusden Takahashi Samuels get out of it with a camera guy. Miley stopped short. "Oh my God!" She quickly pulled him away from view. "She's early! She's not supposed to be there until five!"

"Why is a reporter at your house?" He looked at her with an accusing stare.

Miley winced. "Uhmm, I can't tell you." Okay, that did NOT make her look innocent at all.

Jake pulled away from her and stared her down. "You weren't planning on using me to get publicity, were you?"

She was horrified, "NO!!" Still not innocent.

"Okay, then why?" But it looked like he believed her anyway.

"I seriously can't tell you. It's a secret."

He shrugged. "Okay. So you wouldn't mind if I just march on over to your house and find out myself?" Well, would you look at that! The boy actually had a brain! He ran before she knew what was happening and got tackled from behind for his trouble. Don't you hate it when you get punished for actually thinking?

It was a good thing that they were on someone's lawn rather than the cement. And it was a good thing this lawn wasn't just watered down or going to be watered down any time soon. Good thing for small favors!

"Ow." He rolled over and came face to face with Miley, who took the opportunity to pin him down by straddling his middle and holding his arms up.

"Look." She said, gasping for breath. "Not everything is about you. Sometimes, it's about other people too!"

"Why do I get the feeling that you're not just talking about this instance?"

"Because I'm not!! You're obnoxious, big headed and kinda stupid!!!"

"Excuse me?!"

"You heard me. You come barging into my school, acting like a royal pain in the butt by causing all this commotion and enjoying the attention; your jokes suck worse than some of Oliver's combined with Ashley and Amber's personalities and that's saying something; people only like you at school because you're this superstar and it's like you can't tell; the teachers are treating you like a prince when they shouldn't AND the cafeteria ladies and the janitor cater to you – your behavior disgusts me!"

He rolled them over and was pinning Miley down this time. "Your school? It's a public school! I know they only follow me because I am a star; and my jokes do not suck THAT much. And for your information, I don't like the attention as much as you think I do!"

Flip. "Funny, you sure have a way of showing it!"

Flip back. "So why was it your school, again? I didn't quite get your answer."

Flip. "It just is." She tried getting away from his grapple then, so she could avoid the question. She really didn't mean to get all diva about Seaview.

Flip back. "Nuh-uh, you're not getting away that easily."

She stopped struggling. "I'll scream if you don't get off me."

"You tackled me first and I have the bruise to prove it."

"I'm the girl, I think they'll believe me better than they'll believe you – you pansy!"

"Well, I'm Jake Ryan – and last people saw, we were kissing like there was no tomorrow. People know it's you… we'll be seeing that in the paper tomorrow! And who're you calling a pansy?"

"I didn't want that to happen!" She started putting up a fight again, but he's got a good hold on her this time. "You're the pansy, who else am I talking to?"

"But you didn't stop me! And I'm a pansy for kissing you?" He got flipped over for letting his guard down just a little.

"Well, you can darn sure that these lips will refrain from touching yours from now on. And you're a pansy for saying you bruise like an orange!"

"Pansy, huh? Well we'll see about that!" He flipped them back over so she was between him and the grassy earth. Then, he captured her lips.

He was not surprised to feel her kissing back.

A pair of dogs who watched them from across the street exchanged looks. They didn't know human lovers quarrel only to kiss like that too!

They wrestled each other, much like Simba and Nala did in Lion King, before He-Dog finally came out on top and kissed his mate.