Rating: R
Warning: May eventually contain slash
Category: Humor/Romance
Summary: Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to the fullest. Wacky hi jinks and craziness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with slytherins, and romance. This is my first attempt at any kind of fiction so please be kind. Constructive criticism is wanted, flames will be ignored. Hermione is a little OOC because of her change in thinking.
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns the Harry Potter Universe and all it's characters, I'm just playing with them for a bit. There may be slash as I said so you have been warned. I got the basic Idea for this story from the list 213 things skippy is no longer allowed to do in the army. I stole some of those things on the list as I could just hear them being said in the HP universe.
lil pixie - I'm glad your enjoying it. With the way the idea's are flowing right now I should be updating a couple times a week. You should definitly check out Annoying Professor Snape, if you havn't already read it. That is the story that got me interested in Harry Potter fanfiction. It's really good. I hope you laugh as much at some of the rest of her antics. Though I would say most of them weren't pranks so much more like being a class clown. LOL
lgobgirlie15 - Glad your enjoying. I'm having fun writing it. LOL I'll update as much as possible.
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Chapter 6
Hermione ignored the snickers and pitying looks of those who had attended the party on Friday. They didn't know she was happy to get a chance for an extra detention. But then they didn't know of her plan to beat the twins record of fifty detentions in one year did they?
As soon as she sat down Draco leaned over and asked "did Harry say anything about me?"
"Now you don't think I'm going to betray one of my best friends confidences now do you?"
"Your becoming more Slytherin everyday so I can hope can't I?" He said with a pleading look on his face.
"If you want to know anything ask Harry" she told him as Snape swept in without even looking at them.
"Today we are going to make a memory potion call Memosa. This potion is able to break through small memory blocks that have been caused by obliviate. It is used mainly to fix small accidents. You will pair up and sit next to someone from another house for this assignment. The ingredients and instructions are on the board now get to work."
"Why?" Mione asked.
"Detention Miss Granger and 20 points from Gryffindor. When given a direct order the proper response is not Why." he smirked.
"Why not?"
"To work NOW!"
"Your such a Wanker" she muttered just loud enough for Snape to hear.
"That's it! A weeks worth of detention for calling a professor a wanker" he said and smiled evilly. "And you will receive a zero for todays assignment."
The rest of the class was carried out in silence. As they were leaving Snape called out "You can start your detention after dinner this evening Miss Granger. And you might want to wear something you don't mind getting dirty."
"What a greasy git" growled Ron as they walked down the hall. Draco and Harry were to busy sneaking looks at each other to even bother saying anything.
"Oh yes because Merlin knows I didn't deserve those detentions." Mione sneered in a perfect imitation of Snape.
"What are you defending that, what was it you called him Mione, Wanker?" Ron Spluttered.
"Ron any professor would have given me detention for that so it's not like he gave me unwarranted detentions. That's all I'm saying."
"Whatever Mione, he's still a greasy git."
Hermione was getting angry at Ron for picking on Snape though Merlin knows he'd done enough to them over the years to deserve it. She really needed to cure herself of this. It was crazy, how in the world could she like someone as snarky as him? Ok so he was intelligent, which she prized and could offer good conversation, but he had never done so. And so what if she found some of his snarkyness amusing when it wasn't directed at her, he was still mean. It's not like he'd ever see her as anything other than a Know It All. She really needed to get over this. It was pathetic really.
The rest of the day went pretty well and before she knew it, it was time for her detention. She said goodbye to her friends and headed down to the dungeons. When she got to the dungeons she was surprised that Professor Snape didn't sneer at her and set her to work doing something completely disgusting. He asked her to sit down and just looked at her for a moment.
"Miss Granger, I have noticed you have started acting different than your normal self. Have you drank anything unidentified or possibly been hit with some sort of hex?" He asked with uncharacteristic niceness.
She just gaped at him a moment before she said "No Sir."
"Well then may I ask just what is the reason for this change in attitude Miss Granger? Up until now while you have been an annoying know it all, you at least had somewhat of a respect for the rules. Your behavior of late is very unlike you and some of the staff are a bit worried."
"Sir, aside from calling you a wanker, I had not broken any rules. Well they weren't rules when I did them anyway. Nothing is wrong and I'm just enjoying this year a little more is all. My grades are not suffering so there is no need for any of the staff to worry."
"Very well Miss Granger. You may get to work labeling in the store room." He said dismissing me.
I got to work labeling the jars of ingredients going over and over the way he had acted in my mind. How was I ever supposed to get over this if he started being nice? Did I really see a look of concern in his eyes or was it just wishful thinking. NO, I am not supposed to be wishful thinking about Snape. Gotta stop this Mione. The headmaster just probably ordered him to be nice, it means nothing.
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Hermione managed to behave herself quite well through most of the week. Of course as she had detention every night this week already it didn't really hurt her plan. Besides she did have to do her homework and study enough to keep her grades where they were.
On Thursday though she couldn't contain herself when the seventh years had a meeting with their head of house Professor McGonagal to discuss their career goals and how they felt their classes were going. As strong as her sense of how serious this subject was, she couldn't help but have a little fun with it. After all she knew what she wanted to do with her life and was on the right track with her classes.
She listened to the others talk about what they wanted to do and how thier courses were helping them with that. She was rather surprised to hear Seamus say he wanted to be a mediwizard. She hadn't expected something quite so serious from the fun loving pranking boy.
So when Dean was finished and McGonagal asked Hermione how her classes were going she shocked the room.
"Well Professor my courses are going great but unless Hagrid changes his lesson plan I'll never get any closer to being a Pokemon Trainer" she sighed.
Those who had grown up or had experience with the muggle world burst out laughing. Dean said "pika pika Mione." But McGonagal just looked confused until Dean explained to her.
"Pokemon is a muggle cartoon about weird looking little magic creatures that battle each other in competitions. Pokemon trainers capture the pokemon and train them to do thier best in battle."
"You know come to think of it you might make a good Misty, Mione" Harry laughed.
"Hermione Granger" McGonagal scolded "detention tonight for interupting this meeting with such nonsense. Pokemon trainer is NOT a legitimate career choice."
It was obvious she was trying to keep a straight face while the rest of the room collapsed in laughter.
"Since you cannot control yourselves this meeting is over. If any of you have any additional questions, problems, or concerns you may come and see me in my office." Turning she left the room and we heard what sounded suspiciously like muffled laughter coming from the hallway.
"A Pokemon Trainer Mione?" Harry asked between laughs. "Oh Merlin that was too funny. And I'm gonna be a carebear."
"Oh come on Harry" Mione snickered "we could get some of Hagrids creatures and train them to battle and call them Pokemon. I bet the wizarding world would love it."
"Oi Mione I could see it now. Blast ended skrewts battling Firhawks" Ron laughed.
"Oh no!" Mione cried "I have to tell McGonagal that I already have detention till next week." and with that she raced out of the room.
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