(the setting: Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are in a raging hot battle over something I don't know about.)
Inuyasha: (Lunges at Sesshomaru) Die bastard!!!!
Kagome: Wait! Inuyasha, don't!!!
Inuyasha: (stops midswing, staring at Kagome) Why?
Sesshomaru: (takes a step backwards)
Kagome: You just called Sesshomaru a bastard, right?
Inuyasha: Yea...
Kagome: Then you're calling yourself a bastard!!
Inuyasha: (utterly confused) How so?
Sesshomaru: ...
Kagome: Everyone knows a bastard is someone without a dad, right? Well, since you and Sesshomaru are both brothers, and currently have no father, your calling yourself a bastard when you're trying to insult him because you're both related!!!
Inuyasha: Erm...but-
Kagome: And!!! You can't just go around calling yourself a bastard! Show some self-esteem, buddy! Get back in the groove! Show us that you care about yourself!!
Inuyasha: Where are you getting this stuff from?
Kagome: (quickly hides 'Psychology for Dummies' behind her back) I have no idea what you're talking about.
Sesshomaru: (begins to walk away)
Inuyasha: Hey! Where the hell do you think your going, b-b-b-Beagle!?
Miroku: (sweat drop)
Sesshomaru: All this talk about the Bastard Philosophy has put me out of my fighting spirit. I don't even remember what we were fighting about. (sighs) Come along, Jaken, Rin.
Inuyasha: (ponders deeply)
END
GW: Sorry to all those who did not find this humorous. I had a lot of time on my hands during gym today, so yeah…also, it was a LOT better when I ran it through my head, it just seemed to get worse and worse on the bus ride home. I should've written it down…