Author's note: I don't have any experience in randomness like Family Guy is, but I will try my best. I also don't own Family Guy and won't bother to say this in any other chapters.
The Griffin family is all sitting on the couch watching the news.
Diane: Good evening, I'm Diane Simmons.
Tom: And I'm Tom tucker.
Diane: A new study shows that smoking indeed causes cancer, but first an update about whats happening in politics with our field reporter Trisha Takanawa, Trish?
Trisha: Diane, I am standing outside City Hall where mayor Adam West is making a speech on his plans to run for re-election.
Adam West: My fellow Quahogians, as you know, elections are coming up. Now we know no one in the city is clever enough to run against mayor for me, so I should just be mayor again.
Crowd cheers for him.
Tom: I feel enlightened Diane.
Diane: About what Tom?
Tom: That I will run for mayor and win, forcing you to work alone.
Lois: Oh my, an election for mayor. Peter you should run, you are a great leader.
Peter: I don't know Lois, remember the time I ran for president.
Begin flashback
Peter: My fellow Americans, if elected president, everyone will have free beer.
Teacher: Griffin, you can't promise beer in high school, you have to be 21 to drink.
Nelson: Ha ha!
End flashback
Chris: But dad, everyone loves you, even the evil monkey in my closet.
The evil monkey is seeing giving Peter a thumbs up.
Peter: Lois, you're right, I can't let anyone down. I'll do it!
Chris: But dad I was the one who...
Peter: Not now Chris, I need to decide a manager of my campaign, whats that job called.
Brian (Sarcastically): You mean the campaign manager?
Peter: Brian, you're so smart. Be my campaign manager.
Brian: I'd be honored to Peter, this will give me a chance to get involved in poltics.
Peter: I hope you do better then the time you tried to fix our computer.
Begin flashback
Brian is seeing sitting at a computer. He then starts to chew apart the computer. Peter walks in.
Peter: What the hell are you doing?
Brian: Um, fixing the computer.
Peter: Well, keep going.
End flashback and chapter
Note: I am trying to work on a couple stories at once, so it may take me a while to update, so if it does then just please be patient. R&R please.