Chapter Twenty-Six – You have the right!

Rating: R

Warning: May eventually, contain slash

Category: Humor/Romance

Summary: Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to the fullest. Wacky hi jinks and craziness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with slytherins, and romance. This is my first attempt at any kind of fiction so please be kind. Constructive criticism is wanted, flames will be ignored. Hermione is a little OOC because of her change in thinking.

Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns the Harry Potter Universe and all its characters; I am just playing with them for a bit. There may be slash as I said so you have been warned. I got the basic Idea for this story from the list 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the army. I stole some of those things on the list as I could just hear them being said in the HP universe. Oh yeah and I do not own DR Seuss stuff either. I am just borrowing it for fun.

Being a bit scatterbrained, I may get class schedules wrong. I did not actually write one out so if I misplace a class day do forgive me. I am working with the impression that class time's change from time to time.

Big Thanks to my Beta Gelsey. Who without things would be less error free!

I want to thank everyone who reviewed. As I seem to find myself a little pressed for time I have decided to respond to individual reviews after I complete the story for everyone. However, you can include your email in your review and I will respond in email when I receive it.

I want to especially thank Feline, Lil pixie, lgobgirlie15, and once again Gelsey, for keeping me going. ;-)

Chapter 25

Detentions so far 32 List of things Hermione can no longer do at Hogwarts 37

Mione spent the next week in detentions with Professor Lupin and eventually her conscience got the better of her and she sincerely apologized for scaring him. He forgave her and admitted looking back it was rather amusing, cruel to him but amusing. He then went on to tell her some stories of times when he and the mauraders had also acted as cruelly in some of the pranks they had pulled. Though he did lecture her on not trying to give him a heart attack again.

By the time her detentions were done they were back to being friends as if nothing had ever happened though he did admit he would never mess with her "girlfriend" again, earning him a glare from Mione before she couldn't contain her laughter any longer.

As compensation for her cruel prank she promised not to involve him in any more of her pranks for the rest of the year. He considered it a fair exchange to get out of being pranked by the smart young witch.

Mione was sitting in the library planning her next prank when a 1st year Slytherin cautiously told her that Professor Snape had sent him to tell her she was to report to the potions classroom. Mione knowing they didn't have any plans and not having a weekend detention wondered what was going on and if he could possible have a clue what she was planning.

When she knocked on the classroom door he barked out "Enter" and she stepped in. When she saw him there with such a serious look on her face she couldn't stop from blurting out, "You can't prove a thing!"

"Oh I can't can I? Hmmm we'll definitely have to see about that. When your presence is requested Miss Granger the proper response is Miss Granger here as ordered Sir, not you can't prove a thing." He sneered, amusement in his eyes.

"That's exactly what I meant Sir," she said innocently, knowing there was no way he'd buy that.

"I do believe I will have to find out just what it is that I can't prove don't you, Hermione" he drawled silkily.

"Of course Professor," she said seductively.

"Hmmm maybe a little veritserum is in order," he grinned evilly.

"Absolutley not! I have rights you know."

"Oh really? And what would those be?"

"I have the right to be innocent until PROVEN guilty, I have the right not to have illigial administration of veritserum, I have the right to remain silent, and I have the right to a strip search." She grinned back just as evilly.

"Well in that case Miss Granger, we wouldn't want to be accused of not giving you your rights," he purred. "Why don't you step into my parlor."

"Said the spider to the fly."

"Why Miss Granger, are you afraid I'm going to eat you?" He smiled wickedly.

"Would you think me to bold If I said I feared you won't" she said shyly as she brushed past him into his chambers, leaving him with a shocked look on his face.

His innocent little Gryffindor as he'd come to think of her had a Slytherin side.

Once they got comfortable on his couch he asked her about her week so far and told her he was sorry they'd had to put off their date but to make up for it he hoped she would join him for a trip to London on Saturday and they could also go to a muggle movie of her choice.

"Don't be silly Severus, it wasn't your fault we couldn't go and you don't have to make up for anything. As long as we spend time together that's all that matters to me." She said with a smile.

"Well in that case I guess I never need to take you anywhere. What a lucky guy I am." He said snarkily.

"Severus Snape quite being a git, you know exactly what I meant."

He just smiled as he leaned in to kiss her indignation away. His little Gryffindor was so cute when she was riled.

He stopped thinking when she opened her mouth and her tongue touched his. He wrapped his arms around her and pulled her close.

She couldn't believe how good his arms felt around her and she just wanted to spend the rest of her life right were she was. A shock of desire ran through her body as he deepened the kiss and ran his fingers up her spine and caressed her neck. He broke the kiss and feathered soft kisses across her cheek to her earlobe softly running his tongue along the outer shell. He kissed down her neck driving her absolutely crazy. When he ran his tongue along the trail on her neck he had just kissed she couldn't stop herself from moaning.

"Oh yes Sev."

She could feel him smile into her neck at that just as chimes rang through the chamber. They broke apart just as Headmaster Dumbledore's Head appeared in the fire.

"Severus, So sorry to interrupt but there has been an incident with one of your Students Severus, if you could be so kind as to join us in my office." He twinkled at them.

"Hermione, I do believe you have classes tomorrow you should probably get some rest, wouldn't want you too tired to attend classes now would we."

"No headmaster, of course not. Goodnight Headmaster, Goodnight Severus, I'll show myself out."

"Goodnight Hermione, Severus I shall see you shortly." He said as he took his leave of the fire. His head popped back up and the twinkle could be seen blazing almost as bright as the flames.

"Oh and Miss Granger, when detained by Professor Snape, You do not have the Right to a strip search." He said laughing as he disappeared from the fire.

Severus and Mione just looked at each other and had to laugh knowing there was no other way to deal with the meddling headmaster. He gave her a soft kiss on the lips before saying he would see her later and to have a good night. She walked to Gryffindor tower in a daze of happiness and frustration. She knew that no matter what the Headmaster had said there was no way she was getting any sleep tonight.

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