Zhou Yu and Sun Ce went hospital. They tell doctor Zhou Yu is preggy. Doctor say OMG. They says yeah. He bring to room then they are to wait. Zhou Yu wear gown. Sun Ce laugh, say he look funny. Zhou Yu slap. Sun Ce say he bad and slap back. Quan come in room and say they are rocks. They laughs.
Hour later Zhou Yu give births. It baby girl. She name Sun Yu. She ugly. She look like Dong Zhuo and Xing Cai combine. It not pretty sight. Nurse die when see it. Two people faint because of ugly baby. Chaos. A building burn down because baby so ugly. She get on newspaper as ugly baby ever. They laugh. They not sure what funny but they laugh anyway. I laughs too. It funny. So they go house. Sun Jian say ew ugly baby. Ce kick him where it hurts. Jian cry. He say ouch it hurts. Ce say he no care, he daddy now.