Disclaimer: I don't own ff XI,IX or Harry Potter. Wish I did though. *sniff,sniff*
Author's Note: I'm so sorry that I haven't updated for a long time but I've been really busy and feeling like crap. Please don't kill me!! *dodges lots of sharp and pointy objects*
"Is he dead?" a gruff voice asked.
"Rusty, if he was dead then do you think that he would be breathing?" an amused voice replied.
"Will you both just please shut up! You are both giving me a horrible headache" a cool voice said.
"I could do something about your headache, Kuja, all I'll need will be some rope, and lotion" the amused voice said with more then a hint of wicked intent.
"Shut up Zidane!! Nobody wants that image in their heads! I'm going to be scarred for life" the gruff voice said.
"Oh, what were you planning to do with the rope and lotion?" the cool voice purred.
Harry cracked open his eyes a little bit to see what in the world was going on and saw a blonde haired teen with a pony tail, with a monkey tail ready to pounce a silver haired man with soft looking hair that had beautiful white feathers threaded in his hair.
"Oooh, look! He's awake!" the blonde haired teen said excitedly pointing his forefinger at him.
Harry wanted to slam his head against a nice thick tree a few times when he saw blondie begin jumping up and down like he was on some kind of drugs while clapping his hands.
"So I see" the silver haired man said, a hint of a smile gracing his lips.
"I'm sorry that we have not introduced ourselves yet. My name is Adelbert Steiner, the one that looks like a girl is Kuja, and the one that looks like he is on something is Zidane Tribal."
"It's a pleasure to meet you and my name is Harry Potter. I don't know where I am so do you mind telling me where I am?"
"It's nice to meet you too, Harry and you are in Macalania Woods" Zidane replied with a happy grin.
Authors Note: Sorry that this is sooo short but I promise that it will be a lot longer.
PLEASE REAED AND REVIEW!!! I'll give you all Harry and Seymour plushies if you do!!!