Yay xD Finally a new chapter . Me and Mona did this today.. well.. a half an hour ago xP I hope you'll likey.
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha... faen. (norwegian for 'crap'/'damn')
Me: InuYasha, Miroku & Shippo (and two special appearances)
Mona-chan: Jakotsu, Kagome & Sango
Enjoy :D ... I hope -sweatdrop-
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-InuYasha is bathing in a hot spring, the others... well... who gives a fuck. They're someplace else; we will get to them later-
InuYasha: ... -yawn-
Jakotsu, somewhere around, lurking: -lurks-
InuYasha: -being bored-
InuYasha: -sighs-
-somewhere else-
Kagome: -lying on the grass, looking at the stars and thinking-
Miroku: -being the pervert he is... gropes Sango... with both hands-
Sango: Miroku! -slaps-
Kagome: -sigh-
Miroku: ... it was worth the pain.
Shippo: Why do you always grope Sango? O.o
Sango: -sweatdrop-
Miroku: Because if I groped Kagome... I would be dead.
Kagome: cause he's a bloody pervert, that's why! -is a bit PMS'Y-
Kagome: you sure would!
Shippo: Why is that? -confused-
Miroku: ehe... -whispers in his ear- haven't you noticed the PMS'y hanyou that is leading our small group? Well... if I groped her, he would ENSURE that I was dead. AND he would enjoy it too!
Kagome: -spots the whispering and sighs- I wonder what InuYasha's doing right now..
Sango: -slaps Miroku...for no reason-
Miroku: -rubbing his abused cheek- Bathing... why? -wiggles eyebrows- Wanna take a look?
Kagome: -blushes- I was just curious!
-elsewhere-
Jakotsu: -tired of lurking-
-back to the others-
Miroku: sure you were...
-back to the hot spring-
Jakotsu: -starts walking-
InuYasha: -.-
InuYasha: -not noticing anything-
-back to the others-
Kagome: what do you mean by that? are you implying that I wanna sneak up and watch InuYasha naked?
-back to Jakotsu-
Jakotsu: -sees InuYasha- oh my -drools-
Miroku: basically... yeah!
Kagome: -slaps miroku-
- … still back to InuYasha-
InuYasha? ... I swear I heard someone drooling.
-back to the others… AGAIN!-
Miroku:
Kagome-then turns red, cause deep down inside... he was right-
Shippo: ...
-to the hot spring!-
Jakotsu: -sneaks up behind InuYasha, and embraces him-
InuYasha: O.O.. what the?! -sees Jakotsu- GAAAAH!!!!
-back to Kagome and crew -.- -
Miroku: -hears InuYasha's screaming-
Kagome: -hears it too-
Sango: see above
-back to the hot spring soap opera!-
Jakotsu: oh, my, what muscles! –hearts in eyes-
InuYasha: ...
Miroku and the rest: -stumble into the hot spring and see InuYasha naked with Jakotsu on top of him-
Shippo: Not again!
Miroku: -raises eyebrow-
InuYasha: Shut it!
Kagome: -sighs- not again!
Sango: --
InuYasha: This isn't funny! Help me!!
Miroku: ... aren't you a hanyou? You should be strong enough to throw him off you.. why haven't you?
InuYasha: ... MAYBE BECAUSE I'M NAKED AND THERE ARE FEMALES AND A CRAZY GAY MAN THAT WOULD LOVE TO SEE A CERTAIN ANATOMY OF MINE PRESENT!!!!
Jakotsu: -is all touchy-
Miroku: Oh... sweatdrop I see.
Shippo: What's an anatomy?
Sango: -blank stares at Shippo's question-
Kagome: -sees Jakotsu's touchy hands- STOP IT YOU BLOODY SHE-MALE!!!-is very PMS'Y-
Miroku: -raises an eyebrow-
Shippo: -stares back at Sango- ... what?
Jakotsu: -laughs wickedly- like you could handle him –to Kagome-
Naraku: -randomly walks out of bushes and sees the ... erm ... situation- O.o... I didn't know you swing that way -walks away-
InuYasha: -EGO broken-
Miroku: ... well... what can we do to help you InuYasha?
Shippo: What is anatomy?!
Sango: -is annoyed by Shippo- shut up! -boomerang doink-
Jakotsu: oh, he doesn't need help.. he's in good hands -looks perverted-
Kagome:
Shippo: -knocked out till the end of the fic-
InuYasha: help... me... please!!
Miroku: ... -stumbles into the hot spring- -tries to pull Jakotsu off... only to make InuYasha fall on his butt flashing of his private area to the girls-
Kagome: -sooooo blank stare-
Jakotsu: -drools like hell- oh my!
Sango: wow -blank stare-
Miroku: -not happy-
InuYasha: -dark blush-
Sango: -sees Miroku's unpleased face- hey, I like you better-sexy wink-
Kagome: -still blank stare-
Jakotsu: -needs a bucket-
Miroku: -dies-
InuYasha: -staring back at Kagome, sitting in the hot spring- -eyes Jakotsu warily before watching Kagome again-
Kagome: eh..InuYasha...you should...ehm...cover up!-sweatdrop-
InuYasha: Huh? ... -notices that his... erm... anatomy/private parts are showing- O.O -darker blush-
Jakotsu: no need to be embarrassed-perverted grin-
Miroku: -wakes up- ... uhh.. what happened?
InuYasha: ... Uhh... -to the girls- I can't cover myself up even though I so want to, -.-, but why are you still staring if it bothers you?
Sango: -faints-
Kagome: why can't you cover up?
InuYasha: ... my clothes aren't here
Miroku: Sango? -wakes Sango up- Why did you faint?! -Hysterical... like a mother hen-
Sango: uh..I..I don't know! Stop nagging so much!
Jakotsu: -licks InuYasha's cheek- yum
Kagome: you have hands you know
InuYasha: -to Jakotsu- Get the fuck away from me! -to Kagome- Can't you see I'm using them to keep miss male away from me?!
Miroku: T.T
Sango: sorry-sweatdrop- -smooches miroku-
Jakotsu: I will never let you go!-drools-
Kagome: oh..er.. right...need help or something?
InuYasha: -.- Yes please!!
Miroku: -in personal heaven... gropes Sango again with both hands-
Sango: -doesn't mind, and gropes back-
Kagome: uhm.. what should I do?
Jakotsu: NOTHING! you will do nothing! -goes hysterical-
Miroku: O.O
InuYasha: -.- Use your imagination!
Kagome: uh...-tries to think, but image f InuYasha's "anatomy" is still haunting her-
InuYasha: -keeping Jakotsu's hands away from him- ... what's keeping you so long! -sees Miroku's and Sango's makeout session- You aren't exactly helping either!!
Miroku: eh...?
Sango: I'm sorry, did you say something?
Kagome: -throws a tiny rock at Jakotsu- what? I couldn't think of anything better
InuYasha: FOR GOD'S SAKES!! HELP MEE!!!!! OR I WILL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR MIROKU TO HAVE CHILDREN!
Miroku: -...- Waaahhhhh!!!
Sango: -furious look- damn you Jakotsu! Thanks for interrupting this! (to miroku) I'll be right back, sweetie-walks towards Jakotsu and knocks him out with her boomerang-
Kagome: woah..sure a lot better than my rock
InuYasha: Thank you!! -hugs Sango.. naked-
Miroku: ...
Sango: get...your anatomy.. OFF OF ME!
Kagome: -blank stare-
InuYasha: Huh? -looks down- O.O... ehe -sweatdrop- -creeps to Kagome-
Sango: -goes back to miroku, and starts the snogging-
Jakotsu: -unconscious-
Kagome: get dressed, dude
InuYasha: ... I don't have any clothes...
Miroku: -making out with Sango-
Shippo: -somewhere-
Kagome: oh..uh..take..take Jakotsu's!
InuYasha: eewww...
Miroku: -stops making out- Oh stop being such a pussy! -makes out again-
Sango: -loves it-
Kagome: well, it's either that, or walking around naked
Jakotsu: -not awake-
InuYasha: ... -pondering- Well... I could pick up my clothes from the tree that they're hanged on. How about that?
Kagome: uhm...I guess you could.. where's that tree?
InuYasha: right behind you.
Kagome: -turns around-
Kagome: no, they aren't
Shippo: -wakes up- -sees InuYasha naked- OMGWTF?!!?!?!?!!!
InuYasha: ... they aren't?
Kagome: no!
Sango: -punches Shippo-
Shippo: WHY ME?!?! -Knocked out-
InuYasha: ... could you lend me something?
Kagome: ME? Oo
InuYasha: Who else? Miroku and Sango are face-sucking each other.. unless he can lend me something.
Miroku: -still making out- Sure -makes out- ... -throws him a robe while making out-
Kagome: hey, Jakotsu's over there! Besides.. I highly doubt my clothes will fit you
InuYasha: Yeah... well.. I got a robe! That should account for something. -while putting on the robe, Sesshoumaru appears-
Sesshoumaru: -sees InuYasha (kinda looks like he's flashing)- ... -walks away- ... stupid weird hanyous.
InuYasha: -frozen- -blushing-
Kagome: -laughs-
InuYasha: ... let's just call this a day. Everyone thinks I'm either gay or a pervert anyway.
-happy ending... of your choice-
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author: wait...
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Jakotsu: -dreams of InuYasha bathing-
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Done xD:D I hope you like ,
Read and review please.. I would appreciate it.
Bye for now :)