CH-16-Telling the Family

The next day Jackie ran back to Donna's to shower and change and then went over to the Foreman's for Eric's going away party. She had a huge smiled plastered on her face and was playing with her ring. She was walking towards the slider door when she felt two warm hands cover her eyes. She jumped slightly but smiled when she recognized the voice.

H: Why hello their fiancé.

J: (She giggled) Hello to you to fiancé.

She twirled around to stare at him and grabbed his face to kiss him hard and passionately on the lips.

J: I love saying that. (She giggled and kissed him again) And I love you.

H: I love you too.

J: Can we tell everyone today?

H: Yeah I wanted to tell everyone while Foreman is still here.

J: Good. Lets go.

The happy couple walked hand in hand to the Foreman's living room. Everyone was sitting around just hanging out and having fun.

F: Oh thank god! I thought you two broke up again!

H: Nope.

Bob said happily in the corner practically crying with happiness. Everyone looked over at him and Red shook his head.

R: What is it Bob?

B: I'm just so happy!

E: Well gee Bob…I'm glad to see you care about me…cuz I won't miss you either. (He said sarcastically)

B: Oh its not that!

Jackie just laughed and looked over Hyde and smiled.

H: Well…I guess this is as good a times as any.

Hyde grabbed some champagne and brought one over for Jackie. Everyone picked up a glass and waited in anticipation of what Hyde was to say.

H: Well…Foreman….were all going to miss you. You've been a great friend over the years and I owe you a lot. If it weren't for you and your family, I'd probably be in jail about now. (Everyone laughed) I hope that you have a great time in Africa, but…you need to get home soon because I need you to be the Best Man at me and Jackie's wedding.

Everyone started freaking out happily.

K: Oh my goodness! Red did you hear that! Our baby is getting married!

Kitty ran over to Jackie and Hyde and hugged them so tightly they could barley breathe.

H: Uh…Mrs. Foreman…we can't breathe…please…

She wouldn't let go.

J: Mrs. Foreman…please…I'm just a tiny little girl. Your going to crack my ribs!

R: Oh jeez Kitty. (He ran over to them and pulled her off of them) Calm down.

K: I'm just so happy!

D: Let me see the ring!

Donna ran over to her and pulled her left hand to her face and gasped when she saw it.

D: Oh my god. It's beautiful!

J: It was Steven's grandmothers.

E: Wow…man. Congratulations!

Kelso, Fez and Eric all hugged Jackie and Hyde.

H: I hope that we didn't steal your thunder here man.

E: Naw…I'm so happy for you. You made the right choice.

K: You know Jackie and I almost got married.

H: Hey Kelso. Shut up.

K: No seriously. Jackie like even asked me which means she loves me.

J: Michael! That was before I realized how sexy my Steven was! IF I had known that then…I never would have been with you or asked you to marry me!

K: Uh!

F: Uh BURN!

R: Well…I'm proud of you Steven. First you get a job and work hard. Then…you finally realize what a great girl you have by your side. I'm happy for you two. Now you can finally move out of my basement!

K: Oh no…another one of my babies is leaving my nest!

She started balling her eyes out and looked at her nervously.

H: Mrs. Foreman…(He walked to her placing an arm around her) Its ok…really. Jackie and I will come over all the time. I promise.

K: No! That tiny little brunette harlot is going to take you away from me!

J: Mrs. Foreman…I could never replace you in Steven's life.

K: You bet you can't! You don't even know how to cook! What is my baby going to live off of? He'll die Red! He'll die!

R: Kitty…can't you see that these two love each other? And as I may recall…you couldn't cook when we first got married. And my mother hated you.

K: Oh well isn't that just great Red! You sure know how to make me feel better!

She stormed off to her room and everyone stood around not sure what to do.

R: Oh damn…I'm going to go take care of this. Congratulations Steven and Jackie. Eric…get your ass out of the house and off to Africa! Bon Voyage!

He ran up the stairs to go see Kitty.

B: I'm going back to my place…I need to get away from the sadness.

H: Well that went well…Sorry Foreman.

E: Whatever.

F: So what do we do now?

J: Hey man…why don't we do that thing when we all sit in the circle?

H: Good idea. Lets go!

The gang ran downstairs and got in their spots in the circle. Donna and Eric were sitting on the couch, Kelso was in the lawn chair, then Fez and Hyde was sitting in his chair with Jackie on his lap.

J: So I can't believe this is our last night all together.

CUT TO DONNA
D: I know…Kelso's going to Chicago, Hyde and Jackie are getting married…and my Eric is going all the way to Africa! (She starts to cry)

CUT TO KELSO

K: Hey! No crying in the circle!

CUT TO FEZ:

F: Oh my…Donna we are going to be so lonesome. (She smiles wickedly) Oh happy day! I will finally be able to get some from Donna!

CUT TO HYDE:

H: Fez…Jackie and I are still going to be around. And I'm making sure you keep your hands off of Donna.

CUT TO ERIC:

Donna has her head on his shoulder silently crying.

E: Thanks man. So…what are the chances I'll ya know get some disease in Africa?

CUT TO JACKIE AND HYDE:

J: Uh very high…

H: Ha! Were high!

J: Your so smart Steven.

H: Hey so Jackie…we need another car. So…we should get this car…it runs on water!

J: Steven I am not marrying you if you buy a car that runs on water.

H: Well then we can't get married!

J: Uh!

H: It runs on water Jackie!

CUT TO DONNA

D: Why do we always talk about the same thing?

CUT TO KELSO

K: Remember that time we taped the circle?

CUT TO FEZ

F: Yeah that was fun…Remember that time Eric and Donna's parents got high!

CUT TO HYDE

H: Yeah special brownies man…good times.

J: Oh…now I'm getting sad.

H: Don't be sad Jackie…we'll have plenty more times in the circle when were married.

J: Aww…that made me feel better. (She kissed him) Thanks Puddin Pop.

H: Jackie you did not just say that…

CUT TO DONNA AND ERIC

E: PUDDIN POP!

D: I so forgot about that!

CUT TO FEZ:

F: Puddin Pop Puddin Pop!

(Falls over laughing)

CUT TO KELSO:

(He's already on the floor laughing)

CUT TO HYDE AND JACKIE:

J: You guys still don' know what my little Puddin Pop calls me!

H: Jackie I'm warning you!

J: He calls me his little DOLL FACE!

H: Damn it!

CUT TO DONNA AND ERIC:

E: Doll face?

D: Awww! Hyde does have a heart!

E: Doll face?

D: That's even better than Puddin Pop!

She looks at Eric and they both start laughing again.

CUT TO Kelso

K: Man…Hyde…you are so whipped!

CUT TO FEZ:

F: That is just so sweet! I need love…

CUT TO JACKIE AND HYDE:

J: Puddin Pop are you mad at me?

H: Whatever…

J: Are you sure?

H: Yeah you just have to make it up to me now.

J: By doing what?

H: Oh we need to go to my room now.

J: God Steven…you are so sexy!

She lunges at Hyde and they fall over making out furiously

CUT TO FEZ:

F: I need to go home now…

CUT TO KELSO:

K: I'm going to go find Brooke.

CUT TO DONNA AND ERIC:

D: Eric…I love you so much.

E: I Love you to Donna.

D: I'm going to miss you.

E: I'm going to miss you to.

Jackie suddenly appears by them.

J: Ok…I know your going to Africa and that sucks and all…but my fiancé and I are trying to do it here…so shoo!

D: Midget!

J: Lumberjack bitch!

D: Now see that is going to get your ass kicked!

J: In your dreams!

Jackie lunges at Donna and Eric and Hyde jump up to watch them.

E: Should we stop them?

H: Naw man! Chick fights are hot! Get her baby! Punch her with the ring!

E: That's my girl man! What the hell!?

Eric lunges at Hyde and they roll over fighting next to Jackie and Hyde. Red runs down the stairs when he hears the screaming. He stops at the bottom of the stairs and shakes his head slowly…

R: Your all dumbasses! Get out of my basement!

Hyde, Jackie, Eric and Donna all get up and run to the driveway.

H: Well that was fun…

E: Man I'm hungry…

J: Lets go to the Hub to get some food before we have to take you to the airport!

E: The devil has a good idea for once!

D: Lets go!

The foursome walk away as if nothing happened at all. Each couple holding hands on their way to the Camino to go to the Hub.