FFX Deaths – My Way
Well this is the first chapter of this sickingly hiralrious story. It begins with the ganh trudging through the deep snow of Macalania. Why? you ask, because crazy insane Yuna decided that they should take a nice little break. In her words; a march thorough a freezing cold land that is literally at the center of La-la land a.k.a. somewhere in Macalania. Enjoy!
Rikku: Oooooo Yevon! It's so freezing!
Rikku was now feeling murderous towards Yuna for taking her and the rest through Macalania for a nice walk.
Tidus: Nice walk here! Nice walk there! Why is she sooo obsessed with NICE LITTLE WALKS!
Everyone looked at Tidus strangely, and then continued to tread through the snow.
Yuna: Well, everyone! What did you think of that nice, lovely walk?
They had taken a rest at the Agency; Auron had to force Yuna, for sake of their sanity. But, he had lost hope of Yuna's sanity ever coming back.
After about half an hour, Yuna got impatient.
Yuna: Come on, you guys! We need to get on with our walk!
Yuna was waving her arms in the air
All the guardians: yea…. Shuddup…. mumble
Yuna was furious now….
Yuna: Argh!
Yuna grabbed a spear, from the wall and stabbed an unsuspecting Wakka in the chest.
Wakka: Guh! Humph! Gaaaa!
Wakka choked up blood and died.
Rikku screamed. Loud. Very loud.
An avalanche came storming down on the Agency. Every guardian (except Wakka, of course) escaped. But, as they ran out, Tidus' leg got crushed by falling snow.
Tidus: Help me!
Lulu turned around.
Lulu: I'm coming for you!
Auron: Lulu, no!
As Lulu ran (with difficulty, because her ludicrous dress with all them belts) she slipped on a banana skin, from Yuna's banana skin sandwich ewwwww and fell. When she fell, the force when she hit the ground made one of her belts to spring free and fly up in the air. Meanwhile, Brother's airship was flying high, then suddenly, a belt flew up and clogged the engine, a sharp part fell from the engine, down towards Macalania. Lulu was still waiting for something to happen. Then she saw it.
Lulu: Aw crap. This just figures. Before I die, I just wanna say one thing! I love you A-
She was cut off, literally, by the sharp engine part that separated her waist from her legs, when it reached her.
Tidus: Heheheheheheh! Funny!
Rikku: My god, you are disturbed………
Tidus: Shut up!
Tidus picked up a nearby rope, and lassoed it at Rikku's legs. She tripped up and fell off the edge of the cliff.
Rikku: ah!
They heard a horrible splat! As the she hit the bottom.
Yuna looked round.
Yuna: uhm……. Since there's only four of us left-
Kimarhri tapped her on the back.
Yuna: What?
He pointed to Tidus impaling himself with pointy shoe.
Yuna: sigh oh for the love of! Okay, three of us left, why don't we hold a survival game!
Auron: how do ya win?
Yuna: well.. we all start off at different points, whoever reaches the Temple first, gets to live. Oh and you can kill any one of us if you meet them on the way.
Auron: sounds good. Let's go!
They all stole weapons from the ruins of the Agency and set off.
Yes I KNOW its very short. but this is only the start of a mini-saga and believe me it will get much funnier and much better overall. PLEASE review. If you don't i will have to castrise you. :P