FFX Deaths – My Way

Well I'm pissed people, coz well NO ONE whatsoever reviewed! That really annoys me --sigh-- well I shouldn't blame you all, you probably did an even better thing like giving up your sanity! Anyways I'm feeling merciful, so here's chapter 5.

DISCLAIMER: I don't ffx or x-2 and you all know that.

CHAPTER 5

Lulu and Wakka were leading the group down the snowy hill towards the agency where this freak show started. The rest of the group were nervously trailing along behind them worried that these sick weirdos would do another one of their little experiments on them. Because of this fear, and possibly because his daughter had chunky sick all over her, Bahamut had left with Doris.

As they reached the pay toll booth, the person inside it of course, had been long since killed by Kimarhri, Lulu and Wakka stopped. Lulu turned to face Wakka.

Lulu: ready?

Wakka: you bet ya big boobs that now belong to me.

Lulu groaned in disapproval.

Lulu: sigh then let's do it!

To Yuna and Kimmy's (omg the Auron disease has spread!), Lulu and Wakka turned around to them pointing machina guns at them.

Yuna: wtf!

Kimarhri: what the hell are you, like, doing!

Lulu: Yuna, Kimarhri we're sorry, truly, but you know too much. But, before I kill you, Yuna, what happened to the top of your head?

Yuna: you know what I don't remember!

Lulu: yes well-

Just then, Auron came down, swinging from a wire that was connected from the temple to the toll booth. He threw up as he saw Lulu and Wakka, but proceeded to slicing off their heads in a row.

Lulu's head gasped on the ground. Wakka's just said:

Wakka: ouch! Ya?

Yuna: omfg thank you Auron!

Kimarhri: AMY!

Kimarhri gave Auron a bear, well giant blue kitty hug

Auron: oofff!

Kimarhri released his grip on him.

Auron: god that bitch Rikku killed me!

Yuna: she did?

Kimarhri: I'LL KILL HER!

Yuna: how did you survive?

Auron: I'm an unsent, remember

Yuna: oh, yeah, I don't remember stuff too good ever since something chopped the top of my head off

Auron said nervously: heheheheh hehehe heh heh heh….

Yuna: why didn't you kill her?
Kimarhri: yeah why?
Auron: because when I woke up, she and Tidus were um…..ahem... I couldn't stand the site of it, I had to run.

Yuna: Tidus is alive! And he had sex with Rikku! Oh my mother-fucking Yevon no! I'll kill the little bastard!

Auron: so all remaining people have someone they wanna kill? Wait, I don't…

Another random voice: oh yes you do!

Everyone turned around.

Auron: Seymour asses!

Seymour: yes, it is I, the real Seymour asses!

Kimarhri: of course you're, like, the real Seymour asses, why wouldn't you, like, be?

Seymour: because that little shit Tidus impersonated me! Now fuckers, prepare to die!

Meanwhile at Tidus and Rikku's camp…

Tidus: wow that session was good.

Rikku: yeah, real good…hee hee

A priest was watching from the windows.

Priest: you gonna put some clothes on and please leave?

Rikku: NO! SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO STEAL MY STUPID COUSIN'S MAN! Now, where were we?

Tidus: you were just about to give me a bj….

Rikku: really?

Tidus: um, yeah don't ya remember.

Tidus said this nervously

Rikku: must have forgot… aw well I'll do it anyway…

Tidus whispered: yes!

Rikku: what was that?

Tidus: nothing

So Rikku proceeded to giving Tidus his well deserved (well, in his opinion) blow job.

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Well that's the end of that chappy. I might consider doing a TidusxRikku lemon, ya know… PLEASE review!